THE ANNUAL (OR BI-ANNUAL) "NEENER" CAUCUS THREAD

Vanity | KOETT

[P-Marlowe]

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Oops, I meant: .-. --- ..-. .-.. --- .-.. !

[ArrogantBustard]

Do you have a link?

No, but your little buddy in post #24 knows all about it.

;'}

[blue-duncan]

"That makes the most sense."

Sense, Sense? Who's talking about sense. We don't need no steeenkin sense around here. We're neeners! Besides, we use deodorant....sometimes.

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

"It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature."

CC&E

[blue-duncan]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

[P-Marlowe]

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment.

They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?"

The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too.

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

CC&E

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

"I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone."

CC&E

[scripter]

Dog is man's best friend spelled forwards and backwards.

[P-Marlowe]

Keep this up and you may end up being unconditionally elected as an official Neener.

We'll make you treasurer. It's a pretty eady job. Not only do we have no ping list, we don't have any money either.

When we have our annual (or is it bi-annual?) budget meeting, all you need to do is stand up and say:

Money?
We don't got no steenking money.
We don't got to show you not steenking money!

[Revelation 911]

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N3

"those who got an edumacation ended up vapid soteriologists of extreme and dead ideologies.....those that didnt ended up in neener land" -John Scarry

[blue-duncan]

I used to play in a Death Metal band. People either loved us or they hated us... or they just thought we were "okay."

[P-Marlowe]

You're a little late to the caucus, Rev.

Did someone steal your coconuts?

[xzins]

You forgot to tell the treasure about the annual audit of the non-existent funds.

It must be filed in triplicate and be in according with standard accounting procedures.

Sheeeshh....and you're the LPFOKETT!!

Just off hand, when was the last time we audited the single point....the exclamation point. Is it all there? Is it in working order?

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

My husband (also a FReeper but doesn't want you to know who he is...) says I will never get on the GRPL Ping List now. ; ^ )

"Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing..."

CC&E

[Revelation 911]

You're a little late to the caucus, Rev. Did someone steal your coconuts?

there was no ping silly goose

twas the bat signal in the clouds

[P-Marlowe]

My husband (also a FReeper but doesn't want you to know who he is...) says I will never get on the GRPL Ping List now. ; ^ )

Then consider yourself a Neener. We're all just a bunch of rejects here.

Here's your secret decoder ring.

Don't tell anybody about it.

11-7-7-11-7-17
11-7-7-11-7-17
11-7-7-11-7-17

[P-Marlowe]

there was no ping silly goose

We'd forgotten that you were a member. We don't got no steenking ping lists.

[blue-duncan]

"says I will never get on the GRPL Ping List now. ; ^ )"

Not to worry. You see there has always been a remnant:

He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Neener.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Neener’s Caucus.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Neener's Caucus day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
P-Marlowe, xzins and corin,
(your name could be here CCE)
Revelation 911; blue-duncan; Buggman; scripter-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
(but not on any list since neeners don't have lists. They are lead, not listed)
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And the Bi-annual Neener Caucus shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in GRPL now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Neener Caucus day.

[tioga]

MMM, is it blaspheme to post on this thread if you have never been thrown off a ping list?

N³

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. SW