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You're better off not being a Mormon
North American Missions Board ^ | John

Posted on 11/21/2006 9:15:22 PM PST by southwilby

You can be prayed into heaven if you're not a mormon, but if you are a morman you take the chance of going to hell. Why would you be a mormon?


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1 posted on 11/21/2006 9:15:23 PM PST by southwilby
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To: southwilby; Admin Moderator

Don't do a vanity in News.


2 posted on 11/21/2006 9:16:13 PM PST by ConservativeMind
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To: southwilby

IB4Z!


3 posted on 11/21/2006 9:16:31 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Karl Rove isn't magnificent.)
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To: southwilby

Why would you post this idiocy?


4 posted on 11/21/2006 9:16:48 PM PST by Reaganesque
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To: southwilby

You're better off not being a FReeper. Attacking the religious beliefs of others is not allowed.


5 posted on 11/21/2006 9:17:26 PM PST by ilovew (Rummy...the best Secretary of Defense ever.)
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To: southwilby

IBTZ!


6 posted on 11/21/2006 9:17:35 PM PST by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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To: southwilby

Zot quickly, O Mod!


7 posted on 11/21/2006 9:17:36 PM PST by Mamzelle
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To: southwilby

Instead of telling us what we shouldn't be, how's about telling us what we should. Too constructive for you?


8 posted on 11/21/2006 9:18:01 PM PST by Reaganesque
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To: southwilby

What an ass you are.


9 posted on 11/21/2006 9:18:07 PM PST by Torie
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To: ilovew

Unless you are Muslim.


10 posted on 11/21/2006 9:19:03 PM PST by ConservativeMind
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To: southwilby

This is a kitten post if there ever was one.


11 posted on 11/21/2006 9:19:14 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: southwilby

What the...?

OK, IB4TZ!


12 posted on 11/21/2006 9:19:18 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: ConservativeMind

Good addendum.


13 posted on 11/21/2006 9:19:52 PM PST by Torie
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To: southwilby; Admin Moderator

You're better off not being.


14 posted on 11/21/2006 9:20:11 PM PST by RichInOC (MOVE 'ZOT'. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.)
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To: southwilby

I have it from great sources that "The Mormans are right."

Mark


15 posted on 11/21/2006 9:20:15 PM PST by MarkL (When Kaylee says "No power in the `verse can stop me," it's cute. When River says it, it's scary!)
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To: southwilby

Obviously you have never watched South Park.


16 posted on 11/21/2006 9:20:35 PM PST by Aussiebabe
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To: southwilby

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...


17 posted on 11/21/2006 9:20:37 PM PST by redhead (Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain...)
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To: southwilby

Bye


18 posted on 11/21/2006 9:20:56 PM PST by granite (Godspeed)
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To: southwilby
You can be prayed into heaven if you're not a Mormon

Tell me just who it is that can pray you into heaven.

19 posted on 11/21/2006 9:22:08 PM PST by Between the Lines (Be careful how you live your life, it may be the only gospel anyone reads.)
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To: southwilby

That sound you hear is a flock of viking kitties moving in for the zot.


20 posted on 11/21/2006 9:22:51 PM PST by mysterio
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