Posted on 05/17/2008 7:41:43 AM PDT by DouglasKC
Where do dinosaurs fit? Well not in the laundry room, I’ve tried that and let me tell you they make a mess and they eat all the detergent.
It's like the old joke:
Q:Where does an 800 pound gorilla sit?
A: Anywhere he wants!
Lord protect us from ghoulis and ghosties and long legged beasties and things that go bump in the night.
I was visiting the Royal Tyrell Musem in Alberta, a fantastic museum that claims the most dinosaur fossils of any museum in the world, and an older gentlemen came up beside me.
We were viewing a large dinosaur skeleton and he commented.... “can you imagine facing one of those with only a spear”
And you said??
Dinosaurs? They’re all around you, man, you can’t shake the wee beasties. Birds are dinosaurs!! They never left. I see some dinosaurs from where I sit typing this, eating some bread I put out about half an hour ago.
Land of the lost? Nah, land of the larks.
I used to think that too. But the premise of the article is that the dinosaurs basically existed in a pre-Adamic world and were destroyed by whatever catastrophe that caused the earth's destruction. Birds were then part of the re-creation that occurred later. It's possible though that creatures that were created later used the same building blocks as creatures that went before which would explain the similarities.
Magpies are my favorite ‘recreation’, though hummingbirds give a good show.
I always wanted to get into birdwatching, but in the past I never had the patience. The best I can do is to watch an occasional hummingbird go for the fuschias we have hanging on our porch.
....And you said??.....
I said nothing.
I did not think it proper to attempt to dispell his ignorance in the best of the best museums that clearly pointed out there were no men present during the ages of dinosaurs.
Job 40
15 Take a look at Behemoth, which I made, just as I made you. It eats grass like an ox.
16 See its powerful loins and the muscles of its belly.
17 Its tail is as strong as a cedar. The sinews of its thighs are knit tightly together.
18 Its bones are tubes of bronze. Its limbs are bars of iron.
19 It is a prime example of Gods handiwork, and only its Creator can threaten it.
20 The mountains offer it their best food, where all the wild animals play.
21 It lies under the lotus plants, hidden by the reeds in the marsh.
22 The lotus plants give it shade among the willows beside the stream.
23 It is not disturbed by the raging river, not concerned when the swelling Jordan rushes around it.
24 No one can catch it off guard or put a ring in its nose and lead it away.
Job 41
The Lords Challenge Continues
1 Can you catch Leviathan with a hook or put a noose around its jaw?
2 Can you tie it with a rope through the nose or pierce its jaw with a spike?
3 Will it beg you for mercy or implore you for pity?
4 Will it agree to work for you, to be your slave for life?
5 Can you make it a pet like a bird, or give it to your little girls to play with?
6 Will merchants try to buy it to sell it in their shops?
7 Will its hide be hurt by spears or its head by a harpoon?
8 If you lay a hand on it, you will certainly remember the battle that follows. You wont try that again!
9 No, it is useless to try to capture it. The hunter who attempts it will be knocked down.
10 And since no one dares to disturb it, who then can stand up to me?
11 Who has given me anything that I need to pay back?
Everything under heaven is mine.
12 I want to emphasize Leviathans limbs and its enormous strength and graceful form.
13 Who can strip off its hide, and who can penetrate its double layer of armor?
14 Who could pry open its jaws? For its teeth are terrible!
15 Its scales are like rows of shields tightly sealed together.
16 They are so close together that no air can get between them.
17 Each scale sticks tight to the next. They interlock and cannot be penetrated.
18 When it sneezes, it flashes light! Its eyes are like the red of dawn.
19 Lightning leaps from its mouth; flames of fire flash out.
20 Smoke streams from its nostrils like steam from a pot heated over burning rushes.
21 Its breath would kindle coals, for flames shoot from its mouth.
22 The tremendous strength in Leviathans neck strikes terror wherever it goes.
23 Its flesh is hard and firm and cannot be penetrated.
24 Its heart is hard as rock, hard as a millstone.
25 When it rises, the mighty are afraid, gripped by terror.
26 No sword can stop it, no spear, dart, or javelin.
27 Iron is nothing but straw to that creature, and bronze is like rotten wood.
28 Arrows cannot make it flee. Stones shot from a sling are like bits of grass.
29 Clubs are like a blade of grass, and it laughs at the swish of javelins.
30 Its belly is covered with scales as sharp as glass.
It plows up the ground as it drags through the mud.
31 Leviathan makes the water boil with its commotion.
It stirs the depths like a pot of ointment.
32 The water glistens in its wake, making the sea look white.
33 Nothing on earth is its equal, no other creature so fearless.
34 Of all the creatures, it is the proudest. It is the king of beasts.
A more important question is this:
How many dinosaurs will fit in a VW Beetle?
See post 3... :-)
Two in the front and three in the back.
TRIceratops, no doubt.
Good one.
Why do I picture this image associated with your comment?
Hotfoot driver would be a:
Prontosaurus?
I’ve always been fascinated by those descriptions in Job. Behemoth could very easily be a hippo. Leviathan for all the world sounds like a dragon, although it could be a crocodile.
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