Songs of the Luke Warm Church

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[Manfred the Wonder Dawg]

Click the link to listen to the following songs, each will make you laugh because they are so absurd, and cry because they do indeed fit so many who proclaim to be Christian.

Blest Be The Tie That Doesn't Cramp My Style

Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me

I Surrender Some

I'm Fairly Certain That My Redeemer Live

Sit Up, Sit Up For Jesus

Take My Life and Let Me Be

What An Acquaintance We Have In Jesus

Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following

He's Quite a Bit To Me

Oh, How I Like Jesus

Fill My Spoon, Lord

It Is My Secret What God Can Do

[Soothesayer]

Howleluyah! Online Church is convenient too!

[alpha-8-25-02]

so called christian music is 5 miles wide and 1 inch deep.

here is the worst:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UaEzFH-PyI

be blessed brethren by GOD honoring hymns:
http://www.web-church.com/traditional_christian_music.htm

5 solas!

[Das Outsider]

Ping for entertainment value!

[Das Outsider]

“The Old Polished Cross” is conspicuously absent from the list. ;)

[Das Outsider]

Howleluyah! Online Church is convenient too!

I wonder how the online churches do Communion.

"To receive the Holy Supper, click 'Accept'...

[Fiji Hill]

I hope no one reveals this thread to the United Methodists. It may give them some ideas as to updating the church’s hymnal.

When the current hymnal was published in 1989, “patriarchal,” “sexist,” and “militarist” lyrics were already being frowned upon. For ecample, “God of Our Fathers” became “God of the Ages,” and “Good Christian Men Rejoice” is now “Good Christian Friends Rejoice.” Meanwhile, “This is My Father’s World” no longer contins the phrase, “the battle’s not yet won,” and “Eternal Father, Strong to Save,” a perennial favorite, is nowhere to be found.

Were I in charge, the new hymnal would include some of the great Methodist hymns of yesteryear, such as “Hold the Fort” (inspired by the Battle of Allatoona in 1864), William Sherwin’s “Sound the Battle Cry,” and Leila Morris’ “The Fight is On, Oh Christian Soldier” and “The Conflict of the Ages.”

[Fiji Hill]

A few more:

Calvary Covers It Some

Oh Young and Cautious Prophet

Amusing Grace

[Dr. Eckleburg]

"Blest Be The Tie That Doesn't Cramp My Style"

LOL.

"Pet Rock of Ages."

[Fiji Hill]

Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me

Speaking of pillows:

Oh, my loving brother, when the world's on fire,
Don't you want God's bosom to be your pillow?
Oh, hide me over in the rock of ages,
Rock of ages cleft for me.

--Blind Willie Davis, 1928

[Petronski]

An Army Reserve Base behind a Fence is Our God

[Jo Nuvark]

Salvation by proxy (server).

[lastchance]

Thanks for a very good laugh.

[Alamo-Girl]

LOL!

[Das Outsider]

Salvation by proxy (server).

I neglected to mention that there are provisions in place such that one can take Communion online. Instead of receiving wafers, one accepts cookies. ;)

[Jo Nuvark]

[... Instead of receiving wafers, one accepts cookies...]

I have no response to that. LOL!

[Das Outsider]

I have no response to that. LOL!

Taking small bytes never crossed your mind? I suppose if there were an online Roman Catholic Church, "the host" might take on a different meaning.

On a somewhat serious note, St. Pixel's offers services lasting anywhere from fifteen to thirty minute--you know, for those on the go.

[Das Outsider]

*minutes

[Jo Nuvark]

You have been a font of many blessings.
And you digital by your little old self.

[Das Outsider]

You have been a font of many blessings. And you digital by your little old self.

I don't think this is what Anglican theologian J.I. Packer meant when encouraged teenagers/young adults to "link up to Jesus."

Fishers of men using the Net, indeed. ;)