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Roseanne Barr: Give Jerusalem to Vatican
CMR ^ | November 21, 2008 | Patrick Archbold

Posted on 11/21/2008 10:23:54 AM PST by NYer

Familiar with the saying that goes "If you live long enough, you will see just about everything."

Case in point. Roseanne Barr, the formerly corpulent, currently crude, and laughingly dim comedienne and bona fide anti-Catholic, has an idea for saving the world.

ISRAEL MUST CONCEDE ALL TERRITORY PRE 1967 AND JERUSALEM TOO, TO A THREE WAY SPLIT UNDER INTERNATIONAL AND VATICAN CONTROL IN ORDER TO AVOID WW3!!!
Wow! The women oppressing, gay hating, HIV causing Catholic Church is the only way to avoid WWIII? Like I said, If you live long enough....

Actually, all this proves is that there is one thing that Roseanne hates more than the "Vatican" and that is Israel. (Yes, I know that Roseanne was born to a Jewish family.)

But perhaps she is on to something. I am quite sure that after giving control of the holy land to the Church and Israel ceding back all the territory it held after being attacked, the crazy Islamists who run Iran will take all that nuclear material to the drop-off box at the U.N. signed "We don't need this anymore, Love Ahmed."

Then after peace breaks out, we can turn our efforts back to the important things. Like forcing gay marriage on a resistant public and throwing off the shackles of the torturers who force religion on children.
As soon as a person leaves his/her religion, he/she finds peace and wonder and justice and logic and the world makes complete sense for once! It is hard to leave after all the psychological abuse and terror that is done to a child in order to make that child into a "believer". A "believer" is one who gives up the right to use his/her thought processes for anything other than ways to regurgitate the downloaded sanctioned programming done to him/her by an elitist and parasitical priest class that lives in socialist luxury and contributes nothing.
The lady, and I uses that term loosely, is as schizophrenic as she is senseless. Laura Ingraham wrote a book entitled "Shut up and Sing!" The point was to ask artists to keep their nonsensical opinions to themselves and just do what they are good at.

So to Roseanne Barr, I say just shut and ... and ... well anyway. Just shut up.

h/t to Newsbusters


TOPICS: Catholic; General Discusssion; Humor; Judaism
KEYWORDS: barr; jerusalem

1 posted on 11/21/2008 10:23:54 AM PST by NYer
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To: Salvation; narses; SMEDLEYBUTLER; redhead; Notwithstanding; nickcarraway; Romulus; ...

Ping!


2 posted on 11/21/2008 10:25:06 AM PST by NYer ("Run from places of sin as from a plague." - St. John Climacus)
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To: NYer

Uh, I don’t think the Vatican would be interested.


3 posted on 11/21/2008 10:25:37 AM PST by nickcarraway (Are the Good Times Really Over?)
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To: NYer

Why even dignify the rants of an Obvious, Proven Lunatic on a Dignified and Fantastic News and Discussion Site? I just dont understand your reasoning!


4 posted on 11/21/2008 10:30:00 AM PST by NOBAMA in 08 ( OBIE HUSSEIN is a Pathetic Puppet of Bill Ayers and Associates!)
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To: NYer

Rich: Feed Roseanne to the starving.


5 posted on 11/21/2008 10:30:28 AM PST by RichInOC (Obama/Biden '08: "We Are Not Ruled By Murderers, But Only--By Their Friends."--Rudyard Kipling)
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To: NYer

If we pour salt on her will she melt away like any other slug?


6 posted on 11/21/2008 10:31:06 AM PST by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
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To: NYer

In a sense, it’s a good thing that Roseanne has access to a computer and keyboard, because I don’t believe she should be allowed to have pencils, pens, and other sharp objects.


7 posted on 11/21/2008 10:33:53 AM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (Being dragged, kicking and screaming, down the road to serfdom.)
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To: NYer

“So to Roseanne Barr, I say just shut and ... and ... well anyway. Just shut up.”

Oh, that really made me laugh!!!


8 posted on 11/21/2008 10:36:04 AM PST by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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To: nickcarraway

Actuallly, I think the Vatican would be in some ways.


9 posted on 11/21/2008 10:37:11 AM PST by vladimir998 (Ignorance of Scripture is ignorance of Christ. St. Jerome)
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To: NYer
It appears she's been reading Tom Clancy. The Sum of All Fears, IIRC.
10 posted on 11/21/2008 10:40:22 AM PST by nina0113 (Hugh Akston is my hero.)
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To: NYer

ISRAEL MUST CONCEDE ALL TERRITORY PRE 1967 AND JERUSALEM TOO, TO A THREE WAY SPLIT UNDER INTERNATIONAL AND VATICAN CONTROL IN ORDER TO AVOID WW3!!!

Wow! Just like in Jesus’ time.


11 posted on 11/21/2008 10:43:55 AM PST by wolfcreek (I see miles and miles of Texas....let's keep it that way.)
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To: NYer

“Let’s see, I have a new show about premier ... how ever can I get my name prominent in the news?” Roseanne mused.


12 posted on 11/21/2008 10:49:24 AM PST by NonValueAdded (once you get to really know people, there are always better reasons than [race] for despising them.)
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To: NYer

Rosanne, go lay down by your bowl.


13 posted on 11/21/2008 10:50:07 AM PST by ScottinVA (Gloucester County, VA -- Standing for America! 63% for McCain-Palin on 4 Nov)
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To: NYer

Fer Pete’s sake. Zero hasn’t even instituted his rule yet and the libtards come out of the closet.

Who is next?


14 posted on 11/21/2008 10:51:11 AM PST by OpusatFR (Neither Republican or Democrat. Monarchist with allegience to The Only One.)
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To: nickcarraway; vladimir998
The Vatican would be interested in being in administrative control of specific sites like the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. It's falling into disrepair because control is shared between six or seven different churches and they cannot agree on basic maintenance issues.

The government of Israel wisely declines to allow one community to administrate such sites in order to avoid the resentment of all the others.

15 posted on 11/21/2008 10:52:04 AM PST by wideawake (Why is it that those who like to be called Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: NYer

Looks like the author read “Sum of All Fears” too!


16 posted on 11/21/2008 10:55:27 AM PST by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: OpusatFR

Ummm, the idea is actually an old one...

That a sort of “Confederation of the Holy Lands” would exist, with a Jewish state of Israel, a Christian state primarily of Lebanon, and a Mohammedan state of Palestine all three co-extant with a capital at Jerusalem... with a prime minister the head of government chosen by a College of Electors, and the head of state being the Roman Catholic Pope...

The idea being that such a tri-partite state would provide a check-and-balance system akin constitutionally that would cause all three to propser only jointly, not separately.

Jerusalem as an adjunct to the Vatican is an interesting modification of that.


17 posted on 11/21/2008 10:58:04 AM PST by sturmde
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To: NYer

Why don’t we give Roseanne Barr to the Vatican, instead??

(It’s a rhetorical question!)


18 posted on 11/21/2008 10:58:05 AM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: NYer
...currently crude...

Currently crude. Crude in the past. And no doubt will be crude in the future.

19 posted on 11/21/2008 11:00:56 AM PST by Non-Sequitur
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To: nickcarraway
Uh, I don’t think the Vatican would be interested.

I hope you're right, but my personal feeling is that the Vatican is salivating to get its mitts on Jerusalem.

20 posted on 11/21/2008 11:00:59 AM PST by Zionist Conspirator (Vayaqom hasadeh vehame`arah 'asher-bo le'Avraham la'achuzzat-qaver me'et Benei-Chet.)
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To: DustyMoment

Lol! That conjures up some interesting images.


21 posted on 11/21/2008 11:03:04 AM PST by NYer ("Run from places of sin as from a plague." - St. John Climacus)
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To: NYer

Give Roseanne to the Martians.


22 posted on 11/21/2008 11:03:33 AM PST by Charles Bronson Forever
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To: NYer
Because the last time Jerusalem was controlled by Roman Catholics it went so well for everybody.....

What? Wholesale massacres? Defeat at the Horns of Hattin? Christians ransomed or sold into slavery?

Who ever heard of such things?

23 posted on 11/21/2008 11:04:38 AM PST by allmendream (Wealth is EARNED not distributed.... so how could it be Redistributed?)
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To: Zionist Conspirator
I hope you're right, but my personal feeling is that the Vatican is salivating to get its mitts on Jerusalem.

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Maybe you and Roseanne could take a meeting and resolve this whole "Jerusalem" issue.

24 posted on 11/21/2008 11:04:42 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: samiam1972

Were your trying to say “Shut up and eat”?


25 posted on 11/21/2008 11:34:46 AM PST by Augustinian monk ("Can't we try bombing them with kindness?")
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To: NYer

My support for Isreal is starting to fade....most Jews voted for 0bama!


26 posted on 11/21/2008 11:52:58 AM PST by Fawn (SLINKY CAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3cRggaPPRk)
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To: DustyMoment

How about we give her to the phlistinians instead?


27 posted on 11/21/2008 12:58:26 PM PST by onedoug
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To: Fawn

Jews in the United States are not necessarily as concerned about Israel’s security as the people in Israel are.


28 posted on 11/21/2008 12:59:55 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: DustyMoment
Why don’t we give Roseanne Barr to the Vatican, instead??

I guess they could use her for Exorcism training classes. ;~))

29 posted on 11/21/2008 1:04:23 PM PST by Ditto
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To: NYer
ISRAEL MUST CONCEDE ALL TERRITORY PRE 1967 AND JERUSALEM TOO, TO A THREE WAY SPLIT UNDER INTERNATIONAL AND VATICAN CONTROL IN ORDER TO AVOID WW3!!!

Ahhh, I see Rosanne finally got around to reading Tom Clancy's "The Sum of All Fears".

30 posted on 11/21/2008 1:06:48 PM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Fawn
My support for Isreal is starting to fade....most Jews voted for 0bama!
Many of those same liberal Jews who voted for 0bama also hate Israel and favor the formation of a Palestinian terror state. I've never understood why liberal Jews would hate Israel... but then I've never understood how liberal Americans could hate America, either.

And by the way, most Americans voted for our new Emperor Zero... which is kind of why we're stuck with him. So unless you feel the same way about America as you do about Israel, you might want to rethink your fading support for the latter.
31 posted on 11/21/2008 1:26:50 PM PST by Zero Sum
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To: NYer

Thanks for the ping, I would have missed this.


32 posted on 11/21/2008 1:29:22 PM PST by kassie (God give us strength)
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To: NYer
The fat piglet has said that Jews sending their kids to Hebrew school are practicing child abuse.

The only bright side to this is that no one, and I mean no one, is paying any attention to her anymore

Her accolyte Rosie O'Fatso has done much better than her, because she is better at hiding her venality. Rosanne is just too damn stupid to do as much.

33 posted on 11/21/2008 1:50:10 PM PST by Nonstatist
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To: Zero Sum
Jews being the primary funding source of the Democrap Party is what will keep O'bambi from bailing out on Israel altogether, despite what the grass roots want.

BTW, anything that creates tension among the Obamunismers is fine with me.

34 posted on 11/21/2008 1:52:59 PM PST by Nonstatist
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To: Augustinian monk

LOL! Anything but sing!! ;0)


35 posted on 11/21/2008 2:00:05 PM PST by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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To: Miss Marple

Arabs own over 99% of the Middle East, and Jews have so much less than that,less than even 1%, and Israel is the homeland of the Jewish people. I am for the Jewish people owning all of ISRAEL and JERUSALEM. The Arabs will never be satisfied no matter what they are given. Arabs ran the Jews out of all Arab countries, and deserve no part of ISRAEL for any reason.


36 posted on 11/21/2008 4:13:17 PM PST by tessalu
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To: tessalu

There is already a Palestinian homeland, which is over 70% Palestinian, and it even has a Palestinian Queen Rania, and there is simply NO need for 2 Palestinian states, side by side. That Palestinian homeland is called JORDAN. So for this reason, I do not support a second Palestinian homeland.


37 posted on 11/21/2008 4:18:51 PM PST by tessalu
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To: armymarinemom

“If we pour salt on her will she melt away like any other slug?”

I highly suspect that if someone could get close enough to douse her with a bucket of water, she would melt just like the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz.


38 posted on 11/21/2008 4:21:16 PM PST by baa39 (www.FightFOCA.com - innocent lives depend on you)
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To: sturmde
That three way plan is leaving out one important group...eastern orthodox christians. Protestants are also left out, but i think most protestants would be fine with the vatican looking out for protestant interests for them. I seriously doubt the same could be said of the orthodox christians.
39 posted on 11/21/2008 4:25:16 PM PST by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: wideawake

The truth is that the Vatican would do a great job having major shrines such as Holy Sepulchre under its control since it needs it badly to be fixed up. Plus the present Pope has met with a number of Christian leaders and thus has gained the respect of the Christians of the other churches.


40 posted on 11/22/2008 4:33:40 AM PST by Biggirl (Apple Macs, The Best!=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
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To: Zero Sum

Wait till buyers remorse on Obama starts to set in. It will come.


41 posted on 11/22/2008 4:36:42 AM PST by Biggirl (Apple Macs, The Best!=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
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To: NYer

What not give it to Disney? Make it Disneyworld Near East edition?


42 posted on 11/22/2008 4:36:49 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans.)
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To: mamelukesabre

Well since a number of Orthodox Church leaders have met up with this present Pope, that could be changing too.


43 posted on 11/22/2008 4:38:01 AM PST by Biggirl (Apple Macs, The Best!=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
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To: Ditto
I guess they could use her for Exorcism training classes. ;~))

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I like the way you think!!

44 posted on 11/23/2008 5:15:10 PM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: NYer

That heifer is no Jew.


45 posted on 11/30/2008 4:54:15 PM PST by rmlew (The loyal opposition to a regime dedicated to overthrowing the Constitution are accomplices.)
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