Quick, somebody. Make some ceramic figures of Kramer, George Costanza and his dad, and some of the others, and put up a minuture Festavus scene. Complete with tiny pole, dining room table, and a space for the feats of strength to be played out. Then put it in the rotunda, and watch the fun.
Ooh, ooh, we could make them out of pasta! Fusilli Jerry, and all, and a festivus pole and silver garland. I wonder how that display would frighten our atheist friends?