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It's a thriller, not an attack on the Howard's (Ron Howard)
Curt Jester ^ | April o4, 2009 | Jeff Miller

Posted on 04/23/2009 12:54:19 PM PDT by chase19

It's a thriller, not an attack on the Howard's By Jeff Miller on April 23, 2009

I am producing a movie on Ron Howards family. In the movie based on my research I say his father was a drug pusher and his mother is a prostitute and that Ron Howard engages in S&M. All of the portrayal of Ron Howard and his family in my movie and the prequel I am doing later will be highly negative. I will present the Howard family as something totally based on lies and question whether his parents really were his parents in the first place. I will also attack his fans for being foolish enough to be a fan of him considering his background. My hero will follow clues that prove this evidence.

Now of course this is just a movie so people should not be upset about my portrayal of the Howard family at all. It is just entertainment people - only a fool would take my claims seriously.

Some jerk named Phil Donahue, president of the Howard League for Religious and Civil Rights has been making claims about me that are simply incorrect.

Let me be clear: neither I nor my film "Ron Howard's family are "Demons" is anti-Howard. And let me be a little controversial: I believe the Howards, including most in the hierarchy of their fan club, will enjoy the movie for what it is: an exciting mystery,

Mr. Phil Donohue's booklet accuses us of lying when our movie trailer says the Howard's ordered a brutal massacre of drug buyers and prostitutes. It would be a lie if we had ever suggested our movie is anything other than a work of fiction (if it were a documentary, our talk of massacres would have referenced the Mafia).

So come on people - get a life. The claims in the movie are simply fiction and so should not bother you at all. Next I will be doing a movie on the Dahla Lama and his work with the child porn industry another exciting fictional thriller.


TOPICS: Catholic; General Discusssion; Religion & Culture
KEYWORDS: howard; movies; rhowardpdonahue; ronhoward
Sequel III will be based on The Islamic Holy Prophet. The concubines, thievery, child brides, killings etc., will be proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, as nothing but slanderous lies. We have used the Imam's of Saudi Arabia as our primary consultants who will guide us, proof positive, that Islam is a peaceful religion and put paid to any questions past, present and future about this beautiful religion. There will be absolutely NO controversy permitted!!!
1 posted on 04/23/2009 12:54:20 PM PDT by chase19
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To: chase19

Movies for history and media for truth ... ok, I can see it.


2 posted on 04/23/2009 12:59:47 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: chase19
Warning: if you're a fan of the Andy Griffith Show like I am, this video clip of "Opie" and "Andy" endorsing Obama and his Marxist "Change" agenda will surely sicken you...

"Ron Howard's Call To Action:
Ron Howard wants to talk about the election. So does Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler"
http://www.funnyordie.com/ron_howard

or...

http://vodpod.com/watch/1107083-ron-howards-call-for-obama

3 posted on 04/23/2009 1:07:17 PM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: chase19

Don’t tell Andy don’t tell Aunt Bee, they’ll come lookin’ for Opie and me......

Me and Opie down by the Duck Pond (B549).....


4 posted on 04/23/2009 1:17:33 PM PDT by billygoatgruff
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To: chase19


You're not far off. It was common knowledge that Ron enjoyed going over to Floyds for more than just a haircut...
5 posted on 04/23/2009 1:24:36 PM PDT by frankenMonkey (www.citizendirect.org - this domain name for sale)
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To: frankenMonkey

I always thought that Andy and Floyd were a little chummy.


6 posted on 04/23/2009 1:28:07 PM PDT by murron (Proud Marine Mom)
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To: frankenMonkey

Ron Howard may have turned out to be a typical Hollywood loon but please do not besmirch the great Howard McNear a/k/a Floyd Lawson


7 posted on 04/23/2009 1:35:25 PM PDT by slumber1
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To: SkyDancer
Medieval and Renaissance Christian and secular artists had no religious restrictions regarding depictions of Mohammed, and were free to show his face and body in their entirety:
8 posted on 04/23/2009 1:56:39 PM PDT by chase19
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To: chase19

The truth is anything “I” want it to be...


9 posted on 04/23/2009 1:57:25 PM PDT by chase19
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To: chase19

However today, Muslims get all a-twitter when Mohammad is pictured, yet, old Qu’ran’s show pictures of Mohammad ... their protests are stupid ...


10 posted on 04/23/2009 1:59:28 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: chase19
Scariest of the Howard family..

Clint!


11 posted on 04/23/2009 2:05:30 PM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: chase19

Hey Dopey Opie....it would be JUST a movie!!! Get a grip!! Sooo Ronny’s mother was a Prostitute and Daddy was a Drug Pusher...it could happen.


12 posted on 04/23/2009 2:08:39 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: SkyDancer
Times apologized profusely for this one (source - http://dhushara.freehosting.net/book/upd/jun01/islam/time.htm:
13 posted on 04/23/2009 2:26:17 PM PDT by chase19
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To: chase19

OK went there ... interesting site ....


14 posted on 04/23/2009 2:29:47 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: chase19
And they also apologized for this one - full frontal - Muhammad with Gabriel before the jeweled tree of paradise: Sounds like Adam and Eve but then that would be accusing big mo of plagiarizing.
15 posted on 04/23/2009 2:30:30 PM PDT by chase19
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To: chase19

The author should learn to use apostrophes correctly. This is truly ghastly.


16 posted on 04/23/2009 3:07:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

?????


17 posted on 04/23/2009 3:08:45 PM PDT by chase19
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To: chase19

If you lift either of your little fingers, the question marks will stop.

An apostrophe is a small mark in the upper area of the line, like this: ‘ . You type one by moving the little finger of your right hand one key to the left, from base position. We often use them to show possession in English writing.


18 posted on 04/23/2009 3:11:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

That is, one key to the right, in the northern hemisphere ...


19 posted on 04/23/2009 3:12:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

But I didn’t want them to stop. :) I would like a clarification on what was so “ghastly” about the article...??????? Ta, ta...


20 posted on 04/23/2009 3:13:49 PM PDT by chase19
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To: chase19

Oh, the article itself is unremarkable. Only the usage of apostrophes is egregiously horrific.


21 posted on 04/23/2009 3:15:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: chase19

Question mark key stuck?


22 posted on 04/23/2009 3:17:09 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Tax-chick

Ok. I don’t know the author personally but perhaps he’ll follow the track-back and take your critiques into consideration.

Having a bad day?


23 posted on 04/23/2009 3:19:52 PM PDT by chase19
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To: Revolting cat!

No. It was deliberate.


24 posted on 04/23/2009 3:20:19 PM PDT by chase19
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To: chase19

No, I just think published writing should use punctuation correctly. My 3rd grader is being tested on this stuff. Since “you don’t know the author personally,” and presumably aren’t the author yourself, I can’t see why my comment would occasion any distress.


25 posted on 04/23/2009 3:22:26 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Revolting cat!

OK, getting boring. Adios and have a nice day. :)


26 posted on 04/23/2009 3:22:27 PM PDT by chase19
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To: Tax-chick

See post 26.


27 posted on 04/23/2009 3:23:11 PM PDT by chase19
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To: chase19

Have a Guinness.


28 posted on 04/23/2009 3:25:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: chase19

It's pretty clear Mayberry was a center of occult gnosticism.
Floyd was running the local Illuminati chapter out of the barber shop that
initiated Opie into this and Ozark ritual magic. He has all the signs of a
programmed multiple, including making contradictory and absurd statements
of cognitive dissonance and believing both accounts to be true.

29 posted on 04/23/2009 5:09:22 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: frankenMonkey

Raising the kundalini of his chakras with Aunt Bee

It is well known that Aunt Bee was a theosophical Blavatsky adept who introduced Opie to the crackpot Priory of Sion Illuminati lore, instructing him in
Enochian incantations and occult yoga.
He's been around weirdness for a long time.

30 posted on 04/23/2009 5:19:01 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity

Well, we know that Barney always wanted to nip Opie in the bud.


31 posted on 04/23/2009 5:22:09 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: TC Rider

Remember Clint Howard on Seinfeld? “Ann Landers sucks!”


32 posted on 04/23/2009 5:23:43 PM PDT by irishjuggler
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To: Richard Kimball

You think he has a Dixie homintern membership card?


33 posted on 04/23/2009 5:24:04 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: ETL

If Andy Griffith and Ron Howard wanted to support and campaign for B. Hussein Obama as private citizens and as themselves that’s their right and freedom to do so. But when they brought their Andy and Opie Taylor characters into it, 2 characters from the days when TV shows were relatively apolitical and more concerned about entertaining their audiences, that really annoys me. Why alienate half your potential audience like that?


34 posted on 04/23/2009 7:08:40 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: Tax-chick; chase19

Yes, this might help a bit:

http://www.arts.uottawa.ca/writcent/hypergrammar/apostrph.html

and perhaps this:

http://www.arts.uottawa.ca/writcent/hypergrammar/endpunct.html


35 posted on 04/23/2009 8:10:13 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: chase19
So come on people - get a life. The claims in the movie are simply fiction and so should not bother you at all.

The problem is that many believe it to be the truth. And many Muslis take this as a fact.
36 posted on 04/24/2009 4:31:13 AM PDT by Cronos (Ceterum censeo, Mecca et Medina delenda est)
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