OK, sola scriptura folks... What WOULD Jesus drive? The answer is a Honda. Prove it.
Good news: You gave bibles to 300 children in your inner city parish. Bad news: Oddly enough, you see the same children with bloodshot eyes and empty bible bindings the next day.
“And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one Accord in one place” — Acts 2:1
Turns out they liked drive-ins:
“Paul’s companions rushed with one Accord into the theatre. “ — Acts 19:29