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Zotted, searching for Illuminati
Posted on 05/31/2009 10:04:12 PM PDT by Illuminati searcher
Edited on 05/31/2009 10:07:17 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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I am searching for members of the Illuminati. I am interested in joining or being invited. I'm willing to do what it takes. Please e-mail me at [snip]. Thank you in advance.
TOPICS: Theology
KEYWORDS: artbell; davidicke; illuminati; reptilians; sionnsar; uranus; zot
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To: Illuminati searcher
I don’t know any illuminati, but I just won the European lottery and I’m trying to get some of the money here. Send me your bank account number and I’ll give you 20%.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:05:39 PM PDT
by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG 49) We know how to deal with Iran.)
To: Illuminati searcher
Don’t get out much?!?!?!?!?
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:05:44 PM PDT
by
ExpatGator
(Extending logic since 1961.)
To: Illuminati searcher
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:05:58 PM PDT
by
fnord
(There's a reason we don't often hear about a Michelob deal gone bad.)
To: Illuminati searcher
Tell me the frequency Kenneth then I may let you in.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:06:34 PM PDT
by
Red Steel
To: Illuminati searcher
To: Illuminati searcher
Well, I can point you to the research material needed to join.
Most are found at the local public library or through the inter-library loan system found in most states.
Start with the “Harvard Classics” and move on to Durant's history of civilization.
You will have to read them several times to be ready for the Illuminati oral boards.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:08:03 PM PDT
by
IrishCatholic
(No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
To: Illuminati searcher
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:08:37 PM PDT
by
period end of story
(Give me a firm spot, and I will move the world.)
To: Illuminati searcher
Rham-
Slow night in Obama land?
Break out the too-too and take a couple spins would ya?
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:09:18 PM PDT
by
OL Hickory
(Where is the America I knew as a boy?)
To: Illuminati searcher
You might want to consult some reading for cautionary details first.
To: Illuminati searcher
I'm willing to do what it takes Get the Deus Ex game and complete it with all three endings. Decide for yourself if the ending where you join the Illuminati is the one you'd really like. If that's the case, resume your quest.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:10:15 PM PDT
by
Greysard
To: Illuminati searcher
I nearly got in at Hendon. . . .
To: Illuminati searcher
Just be careful of that Frankenfurter dude.
To: Illuminati searcher
Oh, rats, you are banned and I was going let you in, for only $5000 down and a $1000 a month too.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:14:28 PM PDT
by
razorback-bert
(We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
To: Illuminati searcher
No Illuminati here, but they did leave a message for you. They want to know if you are still touching yoursef.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:14:31 PM PDT
by
redhead
(Alaska: Step out of the bus and into the food chain)
To: Illuminati searcher
If you have to ask to join, then we... err, they don't want you.
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:25:33 PM PDT
by
PugetSoundSoldier
(Indignation over the sting of truth is the defense of the indefensible)
To: Illuminati searcher
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:28:52 PM PDT
by
GL of Sector 2814
(One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word. -- R A Heinlein)
To: Red Steel
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:34:51 PM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: Religion Moderator
Whats an Illuminati?
Whatever the case, only on FR will the mods fix the formating your post before/after zotting you!
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:35:44 PM PDT
by
Fichori
To: Illuminati searcher
Man, the best bunch of replies I’ve seen all day..
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posted on
05/31/2009 10:38:50 PM PDT
by
LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot
("If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir"-Gen.Sherman)
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