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ZOT: Religion or Spiritualism or Viking Kitty Food?
Authorized King James Version | 2009/7/12 | Amos

Posted on 07/12/2009 8:58:20 PM PDT by perry Ga

It has been said by a president that america would only be defeated from within but I cant remember his name. The Bible I read says let GOD be true and every man a liar sometimes we as human, homosapien, or what ever you call yourself, because some people say they come from pluto when you ask them about GOD or when you invite them to come to church. Im gonna tell you a little about myself I go to church a lot im not religious im a spiritual man. The bible tells us GOD is a spirit and where is GOD at right now is he on earth or is he in Heaven. If you dont agree with me thats because you are a proud individual and you dont know truth from a lie. The Government is just like us as people we all have the same feelings, desires, emotions, secrets. We are not aliens we are people we are not inferior to other men the Bible says GOD created all men equal, but most people elavate themselves above other people GOD is not some positive mental attitude that we put on when certain people come around if you are proud you will not finish reading this because its talking about you no matter what the Bible prophecy will be completed no one can stop it if you have sinned you will go to hell unless you repent and make peace with GOD the Bible says what ever is of the truth thats what you should tell men and GOD out loud not under your breath yeah im talking to you the Bible says you are a liar and a deciever once you let this touch your heart and you recieve it joyfully and you repent what ever is the truth i say it like that because there are many people with problems but you know what is the truth. I challenge you to do right for one day and I also challenge you to go to your sink and open the cabinet grab a glass out of the cabinet fill it with water tap or purified take a swallow of it and with your free hand with your free hand follow the water where it goes down and thats where GOD trys to talk to us if you think im lying try going to church listen to the preacher when he tells you about the Bible or when he talks to you but the Devil knows im trying to wake people up from the sleep they are in so he might talk to you in the same spot but you have to be able to tell whos speaking GOD or the devil. Oh yeah the devil trys to put you to sleep once you read this. This is how through people that dont know GOD I just recently met GOD not personally face to face but by the Holy Ghost which is the Spirit of GOD if you have any questions send me an email but have you ever pet a cat if you have then you know how it acts when you pet it it starts to purr it gets confortable and lays down sometimes plays with your hand by pawing it or goes to sleep purring letting you know to keep doing it to him. Thats what the devil does to us the devil is not some guy with a pitchfork he is good at what he does when GOD trys to talk to you to try to win you to him someone comes cussing that is the petting of the devil because you know its wrong to cuss but you just let them do it and it brushes you sholder if you apply the cat petting story to a lot of your day then you will see how many times the devil trys to keep you asleep if you have not genuinely had the Holy Ghost you do not know GOD if you faked speaking in tounges but dont let the devil use my words to get you after this because he has to opperate in the dark to keep the sin going throught the world to bring souls to hell the sins are pride, self what you want, like love of money sex even loving your children and husband above GOD this is true this all comes from the Bible lust, fornication without being married today it is normal for people to be boyfriend and girlfriend GOD has even told you before you know this man or woman is a whore this is also in the Bible dont beat me up on this one but GOD has tried to tell you if you look back in your life if you had a girlfriend and you felt like it was not a real good decision to talk to her or get into a relationship with her all of what im saying adds up to the truth which is the word of GOD look back and see for yourself that the drinking of water that I told you to do it adds up to the feeling you had about her the first time if you are already with her or have been for some time just get married and serve GOD not telivision because that thing pumps your head up with weird ideas and it breaks marriages up because there is always a football game on or soap opera all that is demonic powers and principle ideas principle meaning if you dont watch tv you are going to be bored this scripture ties in with everything I said here

Ephesians 6 11-14 if you apply these words to your every day and read your Bible Pray then maybe we will meet in Heaven notice I said maybe

After reading this if you had any hard feelings toward this that was satan or the devil talking to you trying to pet you back to sleep or if someone tryied to pull you away from getting closer dont take this litely dont go back to sleep like the evil Freddy Cruger movie drink coffe if you have to but dont drink beer wine liquor the bible says drink a little wine for your stomachs sake but today we have Pepto Bismol so that isnt an excuse to okay drinking if you think so everyone around you will be pettig you to sleep and you can say goodnight ZZZZZZ im tired its 11:40 so Goodnight no you can go to sleep normally going to sleep refers to you not hearing the truth and you believeing anything not the truth. Dont let the devil decieve you. And no this is not actual work this is the work of GOD read it in your Bible. If you talk about working on sunday it talks about viscal work any thing to recieve money in fact look up the word viscal in a bible dictionary.


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1 posted on 07/12/2009 8:58:20 PM PDT by perry Ga
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2 posted on 07/12/2009 8:59:44 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: perry Ga; darkwing104

Wow that was fast!


3 posted on 07/12/2009 9:01:54 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (Have you risen above your own public education today?)
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To: perry Ga

You shoulda went to sleep before you posted.


4 posted on 07/12/2009 9:03:45 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: perry Ga
I also challenge you to go to your sink and open the cabinet grab a glass out of the cabinet fill it with water tap or purified take a swallow of it and with your free hand with your free hand follow the water where it goes down and thats where GOD trys to talk to us

What if you use milk and it goes up your nose from laughing?

5 posted on 07/12/2009 9:04:54 PM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: perry Ga

As to your first sentence, Abraham Lincoln said:

“At what point shall we expect the approach of danger? By what means shall we fortify against it? Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant, to step the Ocean, and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Buonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years. At what point, then, is the approach of danger to be expected?

“I answer, if it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.”

Also, let me point out that “stream-of-consciousness” is way overrated as a literary device.


6 posted on 07/12/2009 9:04:58 PM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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To: perry Ga

This kind of leaped off the page;

“Oh yeah the devil trys to put you to sleep once you read this.”


7 posted on 07/12/2009 9:08:03 PM PDT by jessduntno ("There's no limit to what a man can do or where he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit.")
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To: perry Ga

Ouch, my eyes.


8 posted on 07/12/2009 9:09:40 PM PDT by Salvation (With God all things are possible.)
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To: perry Ga

PARAGRAPH ABUSE!!!!!!!

INSTANT ZOT!!!!!!!

Please leave a donation to the FReepathon on your way out. Thank you.


9 posted on 07/12/2009 9:09:57 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR....Monthly Donors Wanted. I Upped My Monthly....Now, Up Yours.)
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To: perry Ga

I wish I had an animation of a coo-coo clock for this one...


10 posted on 07/12/2009 9:10:59 PM PDT by richmwill
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To: perry Ga

IATZ! Fast work! LOL!


11 posted on 07/12/2009 9:11:08 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Proud heterosexual.)
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To: perry Ga; darkangel82; darkwing104; Old Sarge; 50mm; Viking2002; hiredhand

IBTZ


12 posted on 07/12/2009 9:11:38 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: Lauren BaRecall

IATZ? The troll is still live.


13 posted on 07/12/2009 9:12:09 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: perry Ga
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14 posted on 07/12/2009 9:12:09 PM PDT by TexasBeth
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To: perry Ga

15 posted on 07/12/2009 9:13:05 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: mamelukesabre

He did!


16 posted on 07/12/2009 9:13:06 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Proud heterosexual.)
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To: perry Ga

17 posted on 07/12/2009 9:13:19 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (There's something socialist in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call? MITTBUSTERS!)
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To: Religion Moderator

It’s not dead yet. Or is this one a gift from the mods?


18 posted on 07/12/2009 9:14:05 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: rabscuttle385

Yes, I just saw that. The troll lives!


19 posted on 07/12/2009 9:14:11 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Proud heterosexual.)
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To: Lauren BaRecall

Oh holy sugar. Not another undead zot!


20 posted on 07/12/2009 9:14:39 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: perry Ga

This calls for the infamous Chewbacca defense-

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1974564/chewbacca_defense/


21 posted on 07/12/2009 9:15:05 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: rabscuttle385

Kitties like to play with their food sometimes.


22 posted on 07/12/2009 9:15:44 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: Religion Moderator

Thank you :-D


23 posted on 07/12/2009 9:16:13 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: rabscuttle385

ibtz


24 posted on 07/12/2009 9:17:00 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: perry Ga

Come out little troll. Please make more paragraphs next time!


25 posted on 07/12/2009 9:17:25 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Proud heterosexual.)
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To: rabscuttle385

Yep, still alive.


26 posted on 07/12/2009 9:17:31 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (Have you risen above your own public education today?)
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To: perry Ga

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

you would like readers

to consider your post . . . uhhhhhhhhh

coherent

and

worth pausing to read . . .

You might TRY VERY VERY VERY HARD

to . . .

1. put it in paragraphs 4-8 lines long.

2. string together as many related rational thoughts, phrases, sentences as may be possible given the synapses at work . . .

3. leave the reader with some sort of rational impression that the reader MIGHT, at least MIGHT, have some coherent rational response to . . . i.e. beyond jaw dropping guffaws.

4. Of course IF this is just some exercise in recreational out-of-body—out-of-mind

quasi-pseudo-spiritual

mumbojumbo . . . then you seem to have ended up in the wrong place. You might try KOS.


27 posted on 07/12/2009 9:18:57 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: perry Ga

My HS english teacher would stroke out just looking at that, let alone trying to read it.

MODERATORS: Check out this article posting

APPLY TROLL SPRAY PLEASE!!!

And send an exorcist too! Possible demonic possession! Call out the BIG GUNS!


28 posted on 07/12/2009 9:18:57 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force." George Washington)
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To: perry Ga
We are not aliens we are people....

No, WE are people, YOU are DEVO!

29 posted on 07/12/2009 9:20:00 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Proud heterosexual.)
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To: perry Ga

Paragraphs are your friends, newbie.


30 posted on 07/12/2009 9:20:17 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: richmwill

http://office.microsoft.com/clipart/preview.aspx?AssetID=MMj0318063&Query=cuckoo+clock&Scope=23&CTT=1&Origin=EC790000121033&QueryID=vylF6lxPU&AssetCol=MMj0354504,MMj0318063,MMj0356621


31 posted on 07/12/2009 9:20:17 PM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (Obama promised a gold mine, but he will give us the shaft.)
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To: perry Ga
Bye Bye. Oh and by the way, do you take a shower every day? Your mommy must not have taught you about personal hygiene or else she thought it was the states job. No wonder no one likes you. It must suck being you.
32 posted on 07/12/2009 9:20:45 PM PDT by skimask (When dealing with people who value death over life, normal means of negotiation will not work)
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Viking Kitties..

Patroling the front lines of the battle on trolling...

:)


33 posted on 07/12/2009 9:20:59 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: perry Ga; darkangel82; 50mm; darkwing104; hiredhand; Viking2002
if you think so everyone around you will be pettig you to sleep and you can say goodnight ZZZZZZ im tired its 11:40 so Goodnight no you can go to sleep normally

I see it's time to teach you The Troll's Prayer. Normally said before going to sleep, it goes like this.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Mods my soul to keep;
Should I be zotted before I wake,
I pray the Mods my soul to take.

Good night, troll! Sleep tight.

Too bad your sleep will be of the eternal kind.

34 posted on 07/12/2009 9:21:29 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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35 posted on 07/12/2009 9:21:33 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (There's something socialist in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call? MITTBUSTERS!)
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To: Quix

And...

5. don’t try to post in prose.


36 posted on 07/12/2009 9:22:21 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: rabscuttle385

lol


37 posted on 07/12/2009 9:22:40 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Tennessee Nana
Attack...


38 posted on 07/12/2009 9:22:48 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (There's something socialist in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call? MITTBUSTERS!)
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To: perry Ga

ZOTTED by wall of text!


39 posted on 07/12/2009 9:23:38 PM PDT by Domandred (Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.)
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To: perry Ga
Meet the kitty.....


40 posted on 07/12/2009 9:23:53 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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And, unlike the Kittens, the troll won’t be sleeping in Valhalla tonight.


41 posted on 07/12/2009 9:24:05 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: perry Ga


42 posted on 07/12/2009 9:24:38 PM PDT by Thunder90
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To: mamelukesabre

Nor probably in English . . .

at least not before leaving the assylum or at a minimum . . . a much better series of English classes.


43 posted on 07/12/2009 9:24:46 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: perry Ga
but dont drink beer wine liquor the bible says drink a little wine for your stomachs sake but today we have Pepto Bismol

So I should just ask for a pint of Pepto the next time I'm @ Buffalo Wild Wings? Gotcha!

IBTZ

44 posted on 07/12/2009 9:24:56 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (Have you risen above your own public education today?)
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To: rabscuttle385

No, just in the dustpan.


45 posted on 07/12/2009 9:24:59 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Quix

Is it time to take up a collection and get a Strunk&White for this poor hack?


46 posted on 07/12/2009 9:25:51 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: darkangel82

Doesn’t even come with breakfast in bed!


47 posted on 07/12/2009 9:25:53 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: GOP_Raider

Actually, that’s not a bad idea!


48 posted on 07/12/2009 9:26:31 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: MHGinTN

Strunk & White would likely be a waste.

. . . unless they have a comic book version . . . for the

VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CHALLENGED reader.


49 posted on 07/12/2009 9:27:22 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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Ah, these 'kitties" of which you speak are much like myself...

I too like to play with things awhile...

Before Annihilation...

Bwahahahahahah!!!!!

50 posted on 07/12/2009 9:28:55 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (There's something socialist in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call? MITTBUSTERS!)
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