[Slings and Arrows]

May all the Mods ping you mightily.

[I know I've pinged this article before. I don't care. And yes, it's satire.]

[MaryFromMichigan]

I called one of those prayer lines.

First thing the guy said, (and I’m not making this up) is, “You need to get rid of the jelly fish.”

Freaked me out!

(How did he know?)

[MeekOneGOP]

Heard in a confessional booth:

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Gimme three “Hail Mary’s” and your phone number!

(i just know i’m gonna regret posting this) :)