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ALIEN BIBLE FOUND
Weekly World News ^ | August 19th, 2009 | Erik Van Datiken

Posted on 08/21/2009 2:50:13 PM PDT by Alex Murphy

HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God… an alien bible found in a wrecked spaceship!

The 132-page, book-like document, printed in symbols representing a mathematical code, is made of an unknown metallic fiber that is impervious to fire or weather and cannot be cut or torn. Its contents are strikingly similar to many elements of the Christian Bible.

“The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994,” said Dr. Henry Leaumont, a California-based astronomer who says he learned of the bible from a former employee of a secret government UFO study center.

“It was taken to the UFO agency and analyzed. They finally broke the code just three months ago, using sophisticated mathematical concepts.

“The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe.

“It preaches a rigorous moral code forbidding murder, theft, adultery and other transgressions, adding a few more than are in the Bible.

“For example, for these aliens, apparently, there was no worse sin than gluttony. They ate little and only when they were extremely hungry. Perhaps that explains their small size.”

Dr. Leaumont says the alien bible contains a list of 14 commandments – many of which are exactly like those found in the bible and the Koran. The alien book mentions a heaven and a hell and reveals the words of prophets whose teachings closely resemble those of Jesus.

“This bible is astonishing because it reveals a pattern in the universe, a God-like presence that has message for every living being,” Dr. Leaumont said. “It is my hope that the American government will see its way clear to sharing the contents of this precious find with people everywhere. It is priceless proof that aliens are like us – and that they, too, have been guided by a loving God.”

The astronomer said he has tried to communicate directly with the UFO study center about the extraterrestrial bible, but has been told no such document exists.


TOPICS: Humor; Religion & Science
KEYWORDS: bible; hoax; klingon; startrek; weeklyworldnews
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To: InvisibleChurch

to help with poor Rocky’s revival.


21 posted on 08/21/2009 3:01:42 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: ConservativeMind
You jest, but I don't doubt that's what is at the bottom of this, if the whole story somehow turns out not to be a total, outright fabrication, and is a partial, subterfuged fabrication instead.
22 posted on 08/21/2009 3:01:43 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Alex Murphy

The reason they crashed their spaceship was because they were “Letukian Scientists” and their ship had a bad anti-matter flow regulator and they thought they could fix it by praying to Letuk.

We know how well that worked out for them.


23 posted on 08/21/2009 3:02:09 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: P.O.E.

dont forget the E’Plebneesta.


24 posted on 08/21/2009 3:02:30 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: JSDude1

These are the Bibles carried by the Black Eyed Kids. (seriously, do not ask)


25 posted on 08/21/2009 3:02:59 PM PDT by GeronL (Pro-Freedom Fiction Writers Unite! - http://libertyfic.proboards.com)
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To: TBP
“The Gospel According to Mork”?

na-no na-no under the sun.

26 posted on 08/21/2009 3:03:43 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (this slope is getting slippereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...)
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To: Alex Murphy

> “The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe

You mean Lord Xenu is not the One? Blasphemy!!


27 posted on 08/21/2009 3:04:23 PM PDT by max americana (i)
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To: Alex Murphy

On a philosophical note - I have often wondered if Jesus came also to alien civilizations.

And, was there a different Mary for each?


28 posted on 08/21/2009 3:05:09 PM PDT by eCSMaster
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To: GeronL; Zakeet; colorcountry; Colofornian; P-Marlowe
These are the Bibles carried by the Black Eyed Kids. (seriously, do not ask)

"Black-eyed kids. The term has floated across cyberspace since Jan. 16, 1998 when journalist Brian Bethel first posted his chilling encounter with overly-lucid children whose eyes were coal black; not a hint of iris, nor white.

Bill asked Michael if these young people were Mormons.

“Hell, no,” Michael said. “They didn't dress right and they were junkies."

"Junkies?" Bill asked.

"Yeah,” Michael said. “Their pupils were huge."

From the Shadows

29 posted on 08/21/2009 3:08:58 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (BARF of the YEAR: Obama "We are God's partners in matters of life and death,")
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To: Alex Murphy

Heck with the book, where’s the effin’ wreckage and/or its occupants? Current first family in a clunker?


30 posted on 08/21/2009 3:09:36 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: greyfoxx39

I have got to write them into a story


31 posted on 08/21/2009 3:10:07 PM PDT by GeronL (Pro-Freedom Fiction Writers Unite! - http://libertyfic.proboards.com)
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To: eCSMaster

I’ve wondered the same thing.


32 posted on 08/21/2009 3:11:41 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Alex Murphy

The last I heard, the aliens were spotted handing out religious tracts on a California beach. Nobody payed any attention to just a few more illegal aliens there or thought they seemed any odder then the usual crowd.


33 posted on 08/21/2009 3:12:52 PM PDT by dog breath
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To: eCSMaster
On a philosophical note - I have often wondered if Jesus came also to alien civilizations.


I vaguely remember a Ray Bradbury story along that line...not sure but I'm sure someone will correct me.
34 posted on 08/21/2009 3:13:08 PM PDT by Since 2009-07-21
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To: Alex Murphy
"Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes. " --K.
35 posted on 08/21/2009 3:15:28 PM PDT by Lee N. Field ("How can there be peace when the sorceries and whordoms of your mother TBN are so many?")
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To: TBP
"“The Gospel According to Mork”?"

Yes, and they pray while standing on their heads in an armchair. They begin and end their prayer by uttering a strange word. It sounds something like "Nanu-Nanu."

36 posted on 08/21/2009 3:18:14 PM PDT by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental illness)
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To: Quix

Ping


37 posted on 08/21/2009 3:18:18 PM PDT by stockpirate (Will%2Brationed%2Bhealthcare%2Bmean%2Bno%2Btreatment%2Bfor%2Bthose%2Bwith%2BAIDS%253F)
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To: Alex Murphy

I’m sure its just some Star Trek nerds bible written in Klingon.


38 posted on 08/21/2009 3:18:21 PM PDT by right way right (Do not mistake Religion for God.)
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To: Alex Murphy

Maybe the new ELCA should adopt it as their own since they don’t read it anyway.


39 posted on 08/21/2009 3:19:52 PM PDT by right way right (Do not mistake Religion for God.)
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To: Alex Murphy
“The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994,”

OK..so where is the wreckage of the UFO?????

sw

40 posted on 08/21/2009 3:20:21 PM PDT by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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