Skip to comments.ALIEN BIBLE FOUND
Posted on 08/21/2009 2:50:13 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
HOUSTON, TX Americas top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God an alien bible found in a wrecked spaceship!
The 132-page, book-like document, printed in symbols representing a mathematical code, is made of an unknown metallic fiber that is impervious to fire or weather and cannot be cut or torn. Its contents are strikingly similar to many elements of the Christian Bible.
The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994, said Dr. Henry Leaumont, a California-based astronomer who says he learned of the bible from a former employee of a secret government UFO study center.
It was taken to the UFO agency and analyzed. They finally broke the code just three months ago, using sophisticated mathematical concepts.
The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe.
It preaches a rigorous moral code forbidding murder, theft, adultery and other transgressions, adding a few more than are in the Bible.
For example, for these aliens, apparently, there was no worse sin than gluttony. They ate little and only when they were extremely hungry. Perhaps that explains their small size.
Dr. Leaumont says the alien bible contains a list of 14 commandments many of which are exactly like those found in the bible and the Koran. The alien book mentions a heaven and a hell and reveals the words of prophets whose teachings closely resemble those of Jesus.
This bible is astonishing because it reveals a pattern in the universe, a God-like presence that has message for every living being, Dr. Leaumont said. It is my hope that the American government will see its way clear to sharing the contents of this precious find with people everywhere. It is priceless proof that aliens are like us and that they, too, have been guided by a loving God.
The astronomer said he has tried to communicate directly with the UFO study center about the extraterrestrial bible, but has been told no such document exists.
to help with poor Rocky’s revival.
The reason they crashed their spaceship was because they were “Letukian Scientists” and their ship had a bad anti-matter flow regulator and they thought they could fix it by praying to Letuk.
We know how well that worked out for them.
dont forget the E’Plebneesta.
These are the Bibles carried by the Black Eyed Kids. (seriously, do not ask)
na-no na-no under the sun.
> The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe
You mean Lord Xenu is not the One? Blasphemy!!
On a philosophical note - I have often wondered if Jesus came also to alien civilizations.
And, was there a different Mary for each?
"Black-eyed kids. The term has floated across cyberspace since Jan. 16, 1998 when journalist Brian Bethel first posted his chilling encounter with overly-lucid children whose eyes were coal black; not a hint of iris, nor white.
Bill asked Michael if these young people were Mormons.
Hell, no, Michael said. They didn't dress right and they were junkies."
"Junkies?" Bill asked.
"Yeah, Michael said. Their pupils were huge."
Heck with the book, where’s the effin’ wreckage and/or its occupants? Current first family in a clunker?
I have got to write them into a story
I’ve wondered the same thing.
The last I heard, the aliens were spotted handing out religious tracts on a California beach. Nobody payed any attention to just a few more illegal aliens there or thought they seemed any odder then the usual crowd.
Yes, and they pray while standing on their heads in an armchair. They begin and end their prayer by uttering a strange word. It sounds something like "Nanu-Nanu."
I’m sure its just some Star Trek nerds bible written in Klingon.
Maybe the new ELCA should adopt it as their own since they don’t read it anyway.
OK..so where is the wreckage of the UFO?????
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