Posted on 09/09/2009 1:20:32 PM PDT by Jedediah
***Those are good but eat enough, and you’ll be like a weasel on a triple espresso and crystal meth cocktail.***
I think that Obama is looking for a Green Jobs czar.
***If Jesus is the author, why can’t He spell and punctuate? Is it because English isn’t His first language?***
If English is good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for America.
Honestly, I prefer Spanish. Everything sounds prettier. Sorry, Jesus.
***Do you even have a clue?????
It was Hal Lindsey, in the library, with the lead pipe.***
Nonsense. He was cruising with Jimmy Swaggart at the time.
I think I need those. I haven’t had enough sleep since 1996. Can I get them at the health foods store?
***Honestly, I prefer Spanish. Everything sounds prettier. Sorry, Jesus.***
I’d have to agree. I spent 10 years in the Detroit area encountering Arabs and the Arabic language on pretty much a daily basis. Harsh and full of glottal stops. I heard Rob Halford (and also Brian Johnson) as gargling with razor blades). Sort of like Arabic.
One of my college Spanish professors, a specialist in Texan (and contiguous Mexican states) dialects, called Spanish “El idioma de Dios.” I agree.
Arabic sounds like camels spitting. True story: Back when Anoreth was in preschool, around 1993, I got a call at work one day saying she was sick. “How is she sick, exactly?” I asked, since I was, like, supposed to be typing or something. “She’s making an awful choking noise, like a cat about to throw up.”
(Deep thought ...) “Ask her what sound a camel makes.” (Pause) “An awful choking noise, like a cat about to throw up.” “Right ... we watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ last night.”
buh bye is what I usually say to Petronski when I’ve had enough of his nonsense. But he always says something that demands a reply. Sigh.
Nobody’s bashing Roman Catholics, FormerLib. Whenever a protestant says something regarding Catholicism, folks always think it’s bashing. Maybe it’s speaking the truth to them. I don’t want ONE person, Catholic or reformed, to be left behind when Christ returns. PERIOD.
You don’t have to believe anything anyone says. Ask God.
How many priests were cruising, Mark? Don’t cast stones on sinners. There’s enough to go around.
You are a far better person than I, Jedediah. Your prophetic word to me personally was a real blessing. Thank you.
Can I get them at the health foods store?
< boggle>The health food store???< /boggle> Oh, man!
Well, gee. Don’t have a cow!
I’ll have my husband order them from Amazon.
When I think the Lord is speaking to me, it’s more like, “Stop complaining and sort the laundry, already.”
The Spirit moves in ordinary means.
To me, He does. I’ve been told to apologize to someone to whom I was rude, to show more consideration to a child, to clean up for my husband (on and on and on ...), to phone my mother. It’s the little things that make the difference between self-serving and living for others.
In bigger issues, I’ve had the Spirit tell me to wait - to think for a day before responding to an issue in my ministry (my parish’s Hispanic mission). To say, “We all need to pray about how we’re working for our brothers,” instead of taking sides in a dispute.
I’ll have my husband order them from Amazon.
If we see you posting all through the night....
"MMmm good, MMmm good, that's what Campbell's chococaffeinebeans are, MMmm good." crunchcrunchcrunch....
I can’t wait!
Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington....I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job.
-- Steven Wright
Trust me when I say that there is nothing he says that ever demands a reply. If anything, you just respond with "yes, dear" and walk away.
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