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I AM BRINGING MY KINGDOM TOGETHER ON EARTH !
Bible and The Comforter ^ | Holy Spirit

Posted on 09/20/2009 5:00:41 PM PDT by Jedediah

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To: Lee N. Field
Looks like he's been doin' some readin', though.

I wonder about the level of understanding, though.

51 posted on 11/12/2009 2:04:04 PM PST by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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To: MarkBsnr
I thought that Der Democrats declared broadband a universal human right.

Yes, but with typical shortsightedness the wireless computers were not included.

They confiscate the bums.. er, prophets belongings during intake at the jails.

Broadband flowing all around the drunk tank and no one to use it.

It's sad really.

52 posted on 11/12/2009 2:16:00 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: Jedediah

Pride (and self aggrandizement) goeth before a fall.


53 posted on 11/12/2009 2:17:56 PM PST by big'ol_freeper ("Anyone pushing Romney must love socialism...Piss on Romney and his enablers!!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: MarkBsnr

"Braaaak. Merkivah! Braaaaaak!"

54 posted on 11/12/2009 2:29:58 PM PST by Lee N. Field (I am not a navi, nor do I play on on teh Interwebz.)
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To: humblegunner
I thought that Der Democrats declared broadband a universal human right.

Yes, but with typical shortsightedness the wireless computers were not included.

I'm sure there are several hundred billion dollars left from the TARP funds that could go into giving every crazy man a computer to go along with the wireless broadband access.

They confiscate the bums.. er, prophets belongings during intake at the jails.

Wouldn't they just burn them along with the lice?

Broadband flowing all around the drunk tank and no one to use it.

I'm surprised with the prophetic perception and powers that ol' J-d can't tap into the galloping freeflying interwebs with the power of his mind, or soul, or pancreas, or gall bladder or whatever passes for his hippocampus.

55 posted on 11/12/2009 3:49:05 PM PST by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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To: Lee N. Field
"Braaaak. Merkivah! Braaaaaak!"

I'm sorry, my friend, only the red X of death shows up.

56 posted on 11/12/2009 3:50:23 PM PST by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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To: big'ol_freeper
Pride (and self aggrandizement) goeth before a fall.

If a lunatic profit falls in the forest, does anyone care?

57 posted on 11/12/2009 3:51:30 PM PST by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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To: Jedediah

You remind me of that time me and Glen Frey from the Eagles had lunch in Manhattan. He had the ox-tail soup and I had a grilled reuben. I was glued to every word.

Thanks for the reminder, because I’m forgetful, see.


58 posted on 11/12/2009 3:55:26 PM PST by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: MarkBsnr
If a lunatic profit falls in the forest, does anyone care?

That depends: is he a lunatic profit of gawd?

59 posted on 11/12/2009 3:56:25 PM PST by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: MarkBsnr
If a lunatic profit falls in the forest, does anyone care?

That depends: is he a lunatic profit of gaud?

There. Fixed it.

60 posted on 11/12/2009 3:57:23 PM PST by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: Petronski
You remind me of that time me and Glen Frey from the Eagles had lunch in Manhattan. He had the ox-tail soup and I had a grilled reuben. I was glued to every word.

Small potatoes. You know who really dictated the Code of Hammurabi? That'd be me. I remember, though, it was really discouraging dealing with the slaves doing the writing because they kept bothering the slave girls who were working out new ways to be nice to me.

Magna Carta? Me again. I know that history differs, but really King John lost a drinking match to me that was the inspiration for the match between Gimli and Legolas (yes, I wrote the LOTR too - I was just being kind to a well meaning old geezer). The Constitution of the United States? Just look behind all the signers to the right - my head is portrayed peeking out from behind a column. And who do you think gave the complete Unified Field Theory to Einstein? And he lost most of it, and was only able to remember E=mc**2. Dumb old sod. Kindly, but dumb. Well, not so dumb that he couldn't get Marilyn Monroe into the sack.

Glenn Frey is a has been. :)

61 posted on 11/12/2009 4:08:40 PM PST by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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To: Petronski
If a lunatic profit falls in the forest, does anyone care?

That depends: is he a lunatic profit of gaud?

There. Fixed it.

Just like a pet cat. :)

62 posted on 11/12/2009 4:10:19 PM PST by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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To: MarkBsnr
It's all tubes.
63 posted on 11/12/2009 4:10:44 PM PST by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: Petronski
It's all tubes.

In my college days, tube was a somewhat little used slang for beer cans - I believe it was Australian slang. We'd crack a tube. I'd like to think that ol' J-d was merely overserved on tubes, but, as on the one Mormon tube a few days ago, we discovered that Joseph Smith was likely high as a kite on the native magic mushrooms found in upstate New York.

64 posted on 11/12/2009 4:21:47 PM PST by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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...that Joseph Smith was likely high as a kite on the native magic mushrooms found in upstate New York...

Just like my cat (formerly male).

65 posted on 11/12/2009 4:30:22 PM PST by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: MarkBsnr
"Braaaak. Merkivah! Braaaaaak!"

I'm sorry, my friend, only the red X of death shows up.

'Twas a parrot, randomly chosen from Google images.
66 posted on 11/12/2009 4:35:50 PM PST by Lee N. Field (I am not a navi, nor do I play on on teh Interwebz.)
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To: Petronski
Just like my cat (formerly male).

I know a few husbands like that.

67 posted on 11/12/2009 4:44:13 PM PST by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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To: Lee N. Field

***’Twas a parrot, randomly chosen from Google images.***

A parrot?

Mr. Praline: ‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!


68 posted on 11/12/2009 4:47:31 PM PST by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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To: Petronski; MarkBsnr

A lunatic profit of gaud by any other name is an intellectual midget.


69 posted on 11/12/2009 5:25:40 PM PST by big'ol_freeper ("Anyone pushing Romney must love socialism...Piss on Romney and his enablers!!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: The Comedian

Well, it rhymes.


70 posted on 11/12/2009 5:34:15 PM PST by Larry Lucido (This tagline excerpted. To read more, click on MyOverratedBlog.com)
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To: big'ol_freeper; Petronski
A lunatic profit of gaud by any other name is an intellectual midget.

Actually, I think that Joel Osteen is a marketing genius. He has hoodwinked literally millions of people with slick hair, bad teeth, a hook nose and unctuous presentation. Now that Ted Haggard is off meeting male prostitutes in alleyways and Rick Warren is feted in ever enlarging (to the waistline) banquets, Joel is the active one, out there enticing ever enlarging bank accounts onto the Via of Sheol.

71 posted on 11/12/2009 6:01:45 PM PST by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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To: Jedediah

Woo Hoo!!!

“He” has returned from the wilderness of suspension and speaking as God again.

For those of you who are “Non Believers,” STAY AWAY FROM ANY LIGHTENING as Quix so kindly warns all of us.

As for J_d’s posts that are not copy/paste’d, can you say RUN, as in RUN-ON sentences? So RUN! ;-) \o/


72 posted on 11/13/2009 6:20:30 PM PST by Chong (Tea Party 2009. We are not gonna take it No Mo')
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To: Jedediah

2 Pe 3:16


73 posted on 11/14/2009 4:46:45 AM PST by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Jim Robinson; Religion Moderator; Jedediah

Jim,

Have we sunk this low as to allow this kind of stuff on FR? Just take a look at this poster’s posts! They are the kinds of posts that other sites point and laugh as we do the Dummies Funnies!!


74 posted on 11/28/2009 6:01:06 PM PST by Chong (Tea Party 2009. We are not gonna take it No Mo')
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To: Jedediah

Jed, what is your spiritual gift and how do you discern it from spiritual temptation from persons other than God the Holy Spirit? Please respond only while in fellowship through faith in Christ, if even in the least bit of acknowledgment.


75 posted on 11/28/2009 6:41:20 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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