Skip to comments.Quiz - Shakespeare or Scripture?
Posted on 09/26/2009 12:07:10 PM PDT by delacoert
The Bible or the Bard? Each of the following quotes are either Shakespeare citations, or quotations from the King James translation of Proverbs. See whether you can determine which is which. Have fun!
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Ha! There’s a church near me that has a huge sign on the side of it with a very inspirational quote- from Bono!
I missed #2.
Answered in a hurry.
Joke in my Pentecostal church from a child, “Those Baptists really think Jesus spoke King James English!”. I’m sure they had similiar jokes regarding us, haha.
Back in the 80’s, you could find U2 albums in Christian music stores because they were ‘spiritual’. Especially the Joshua Tree.
Well, I missed the two (2&3) that tripped most people up.
I also missed only #2.
I missed 2, 3 and 5...thought I would do worse actually
to be honest...I know the Bard better than Proverbs
i have always enjoyed the historical parts of the Old Covenant more
Most of the Baptist jokes I’ve heard concern food in some way, socials, fellowship dinners, so forth.
A true story.
Many years ago when my youngest daughter got married, we had the reception meal at a buffet. The Minister sat by me. After putting away an enormous amount of food, he turned to me and excused himself by saying that he had to leave now, or he’d be late for a supper that they were having at the church.
He was Lutheran and of a rather small build. I told him he must have some Baptist in him somewhere.
Well, that settles it then. It had to be a trick question.
Dang....got two wrong...#3 and #8.
I got them all, but I was uneasy about two of them.
You scored: 7 / 10
You scored 105 points.
The average score for this quiz: 7 / 10
Got %100. I have a master’s in English Lit. so I had better get all right.
Technically I got 9 out of 10.
I accidentally put in two S’s on question number 7. :(
Missed number six.
Well, apparently a B.A. in English gets you 7/10.
LOL. PhD Engr gets you 60%.
My favorite Baptist joke:
Q. Why don’t Baptists “do it” standing up?
A. Because someone might see them and think they are dancing.