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Posted on 10/17/2009 4:39:18 PM PDT by Jedediah
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Are you Christ?
calibrating zotmeters: 3.3.
Need I bow?
A word from the Lord by the Spirit of the Living God Jesus from a vessel poured out for his glory !
All glory to you Father in Jesus name \o/
It is no longer I that lives but Christ that lives in me !
And I believe I have the mind of Christ !Hallelujah !
Proclaim it from the mountain tops “ Jesus you are Lord of Lords ! King of Kings ! Wonderful counselor !
“For through the Law I died to the Law, that I might live unto God. I have been crucified with Christ, and it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me; and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and delivered Himself up for me.” (Galatians 2:19-20).
***It is no longer I that lives ***
Are you saying that you are a zombie?
***And I believe I have the mind of Christ ***
Give it back; you’re getting it all dirty.
Ceiling Cat sez: 1 Corinthians 4:
18 Sum of u iz all stuck-upz, liek I wuz not goin to come.19 I will tho. Then I will find out what peeplz is sayin n what they can do about it.20 Teh kingdm of God iz less talk, more rokk.21 What u liek better? I hitz u wiff a whip or I beez nice?
Why can’t everyone just beez nice?
For through the Law I died to the Law, that I might live unto God. I have been crucified with Christ, and it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me; and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and delivered Himself up for me. (Galatians 2:19-20).
I am well aware that you know how to cut-and-paste Scripture, but it really doesn’t change anything.
I think that you ought to consider the whole of Galatians 2 in context and not a little snippet of it which can be twisted to mean any number of meanings.
Paul Joinz teh Club
1 Aftr forteen yeerz I wented bak to Jerusalem with Barnabus. O an Titus too.2 I hadded a vizion an wented to tell teh Gentiles about Jesus. (Peepl who iz not Jews iz Gentiles k.) I just talkted to sum peeplz in praivit, tho, bcz i felted kinda silli.3 Titus wuz a Greek an not a Jew. So he hiz man-harblz no wuz cutted liek a Jews. But no wun maeded him do it.4 Teh argumentz about manharblz wuz started bai spiez who haet freedm.5 But we didint let dem beat us.
6 Dere wuz sum d00dz actin important but I duzint caer LOL.7 Itz mai job to tel teh Gentiles about Jesus, saem as Peter wuz tellin teh Jews about him.8 Ceiling Cat iz workin thru both of us k.9 James, Peter, n John cud tell an so dey wuz niec to me an Barnabas.10 Dey wuz liek “jus doant forgit teh poor kthnx” an I wuz liek “u doant evin need to ask.”
Paul vs Peter LOL
11 When Peter comd to Antioch, I got in hiz faec bcz he wuz so rong.12 He use to eat cookies wif teh Gentilez. But den James sented sum srtin peeplz, I iz not goin to naem naemz, u knowz who dey iz. After dat Peter wuz too cool to eat wif teh Gentiles no moar.13 Teh othr Jews wuz all actin teh saem way. Evn Barnabas.
14 I callded Peter out about it in front of evribodi. I wuz liek “U iz a Jew, but u livz liek a Gentile insted of liek a Jew. So why u iz makin teh Gentiles liv liek Jews?”
15 Since we iz Jews,16 we know dat nobodi getz to go to teh Ceiling bcz dey obey teh law. Beleevin in Jesus iz teh onli wai to get dere.
17 Spoze dat whiel we iz tryin to get riet wif Jesus, we maekz sum Invisible Errors an evribodi notisiz LOL. Duz dat meen Jesus iz in favor of Invisible Errors? Hell noes!18 If I braekz sumthin an den fixiz it, I iz obviusli a criminl.19 Bcz thru teh law, I died to tel law, so dat I cud liv for Ceiling Cat.20 I died wif Jesus, but Jesus iz in me livin. I liv bai beleevin in Jesus, who liekded me an died for me.21 It iz importnt dat Ceiling Cat forgivz us. If u cud get forgivniss thru obeyin teh law, den Christ died for nothin. Think about dat for a whiel.
This is not an injunction to simply go out and do whatever you will, though. It is a command to do as Jesus told us.
Making ridiculous claims is apparently the only way the dood gets any attention for his blog-flogging.
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Yes, folks, my mind is the mind of Christ—trust me on this. I ought to know, it’s my mind. Don’t believe me? Fine, you’ll be sorry you sinner!
I can go to a used book store and get a copy of “Helter Skelter” for 99 cents.
The piss-ant is jerking us around. The only response he deserves is:
Those who believe in flying saucers will follow him regardless. Rather than recognize him by giving answer, all he deserves is ridicule:
from Glenn Jackson ministries ,
EXHORTATIONS FROM THE FATHER
[Reflections Of The Father’s Heart]
October 15th 2009
+ In this most critical hour, many have become offended at My true servants as they teach the uncompromised [absolute] Truth of My Word. For in their heart they say,”If you didn’t preach that [teach that] then surely we would not be responsible for that”. But, truly I say to you, they have condemned themselves by their words and actions against those whom I have sent. For their words and actions betray the fact that their heart-motivation is not righteous, but unrighteous - concerning the building of My Church, and the establishment of My Kingdom in this hour. And it is clear by their words and actions that they, themselves, have sought to maintain “control” of that which “they” are building. But in this hour I shall tear down ALL that is not built on the True Foundation [the revealed knowledge of My Will] - for I am calling each and every one of My children to a true and absolute “accountability” before Me concerning My Word [Will] in this hour. And to those who have walked righteously before Me [those who have continually sought to carry out My Will with a pin-point accuracy] great reward and favour shall now begin to “overtake” them on every side.
....”I also discovered that the portions of the Levites had not been given them, so that the Levites and the singers who performed the service had gone away, each to his own field. So I reprimanded the officials and said, “Why is the house of God forsaken?” Then I gathered them together and restored them to their posts. All Judah then brought the tithe of the grain, wine and oil into the storehouses..............Also men of Tyre were living there who imported fish and all kinds of merchandise, and sold them to the sons of Judah on the sabbath, even in Jerusalem. Then I reprimanded the nobles of Judah and said to them, “What is this evil thing you are doing, by profaning the sabbath day? “Did not your fathers do the same, so that our God brought on us and on this city all this trouble? Yet you are adding to the wrath on Israel by profaning the sabbath”.... Nehemiah 13:10-12, 16-18 NASB
“If because of the sabbath, you turn your foot From doing your own pleasure on My holy day, And call the sabbath a delight, the holy day of the LORD honorable, And honor it, desisting from your own ways, From seeking your own pleasure And speaking your own word, Then you will take delight in the LORD, And I will make you ride on the heights of the earth; And I will feed you with the heritage of Jacob your father, For the mouth of the LORD has spoken”.... Isaiah 58:13-14 NASB
....”The LORD is in His holy temple; the LORD’S throne is in heaven; His eyes behold, His eyelids test the sons of men. The LORD tests the righteous and the wicked, And the one who loves violence His soul hates. Upon the wicked He will rain snares; Fire and brimstone and burning wind will be the portion of their cup. For the LORD is righteous, He loves righteousness; The upright will behold His face”.... Psalm 11:4-7 NASB
....”Unless the LORD builds the house, They labor in vain who build it; Unless the LORD guards the city, The watchman keeps awake in vain”.... Psalm 127:1 NASB
I couldn’t be more convinced if you quoted Joseph Smith himself!
And in reply, we get a cut-n-paste from a second hand source of the mind of Christ!
You’ve already posted this on this thread and on another. And?
Ceiling Cat has something to say to you from Luke 5:
O hai Levi
27 Den Jesus wented out an he seed a IRS d00d naemd Levi sittin in hiz booth, collectin hiz taxiz. “Com wif me,” sed Jesus.28 Levi gotted up, lefted evrithin and folloed him.
29 Den Levi throwd a parti for Jesus at hiz plaec, an a lot of othr IRS d00dz showd up.30 Teh Pharisees gotted all snotti about dat, dey wuz liek “Jesus whai iz u partyin wif IRS d00dz an peepl who iz makin Invisible Errors?”
31 Jesus wuz all “Helthi peeplz duzint needsz a doctr. Onli sick peeplz needz a doctr.32 I didint com to hang out wif teh good peeplz, I caemd to maek teh bad peeplz straitn up an fly riet.”
Your posts show very visible errors.
I think that II Peter 2 might have some relevance:Fulse Profutz
1 But dey iz fulse profutz in ur peepuls teachun ur heresiesez, flamun teh Ceiling Cat and bringun teh pwnage on demselfz.2 Lotz of kittehs iz followun dem, flamun teh lolcatz.3 And dey iz gonna try an makes u teh flameh 2, cus u hazunt been judgeded bai teh Ceiling Cat yet, and srsly dey wont stop - dey dunt evun slepe cus dey iz havun teh redbullz.
4 Cus dey is actun leik Ceiling Cat duesnt forguvded teh wall cats dat sin,5 Leik Him hazunt saved teh Noah kitteh from gettun wetz.6 Leik Him hazunt pwnt teh sofaz of Sodom and Gomorrha az exampulz;7 Leik Him dusnt forgiveded Lot8 (Lot wus frendz wif teh flamerz but dusnt flame himself)
Lead uz not into teh Temptachuns
9 Teh Ceiling Cat iz knowun how 2 stop teh temptachuns (evun cheezburguh) and also how Him iz punishun teh sinnahz:10 Specshally dem sinnahs dat is after teh secksy-timez. Dem kittehs who iz seckzoring jus for demselfz rathuh than wif teh spouse.11 Wif Wall cats, kittehs isunt abul to say whethuh or not dey iz bein judgeded teh same, kthx.
12 But normal kittehs iz gonna be pwnt bai tehy sins an corrupshun.13 Dey iz srsly gunna be pwnt by teh Ceiling Cat. They iz sinnahs and leik teh pimpuls, dey iz obvius about teh sinzoring.14 Dey has eyez full of teh seckzor and cant stop teh seckzoring. Dey iz havin teh baby kittehs taht iz den curseded 2, srsly.15 Dey is leik Ballaam16 Ballaam iz a dumb-ass lol!17 Dey is leik saucerz wif no milkz, dey iz leik teh bad weathuh for flying teh ivisibul plaen.18 Dey meow about teh seckzors, drugzors and rock’n’rollz and iz temptin teh otheh kittehs19 Dey is promisun this stuff but dey iz messed up and likun teh bondage lol!
20 If dey is knowin about Ceiling Cat and den doin teh bondage and stuff, den iz worse than if they wusnt hearing about teh Ceiling Cat.
22 Is liek teh puppeh who eateded his own vomit (ewww) and teh piggeh who iz playin in teh doo doo, lol!
Thought maybe it did n’t sink in , I have been waiting to see the fear of the Lord and love of the Father in some here on the religion threads you know the love of Christ for his body , to build and encourage because satan is the accuser of the brotheren !
The love of the Father is either there or not .This truth is always evident by each word that proceeds out of our mouths .
Jesus is the love that holds all things together and the harlot drinks the blood of the prophets and causes division with the spirit of Ahab and Jezebel so God is our witness here and now .
Enough has been said we are not to cast pearls before swine . . .
Enough has been said we are not to cast pearls before swine . . .
Here we go again. Sorry, Jed.
You took my kisses and all my love
You taught me how to care
Am I to be just remnant of a one-sided love affair
All you took I gladly gave
There is nothing left for me to save
All of me
Why not take all of me
Can’t you see
I’m no good without you
Take my lips
I want to lose them
Take my arms
I’ll never use them
Your goodbye left me with eyes that cry
How can I go on dear, without you
You took the part that once was my heart
So why not take all of me
Herbert W. Armstrong tried to convince us all that flying saucers and space aliens were Biblical.
His church didn’t last three months after his worthless carcass assumed room temperature.
***Thought maybe it did nt sink in , I have been waiting to see the fear of the Lord and love of the Father in some here on the religion threads you know the love of Christ for his body , to build and encourage because satan is the accuser of the brotheren !***
I must invoke Petronski’s No Gibberish Rule here. The fear of the Lord and the love of Almighty God is alive and flourishing amongst the believers. It is your posts that invoke laughter and mockery.
***The love of the Father is either there or not .This truth is always evident by each word that proceeds out of our mouths .***
The words of your posts do not proclaim truth; they proclaim that the composer is off his rocker.
***Jesus is the love that holds all things together and the harlot drinks the blood of the prophets and causes division with the spirit of Ahab and Jezebel so God is our witness here and now .***
I must once again invoke the NGR.
***Enough has been said we are not to cast pearls before swine . . .***
Interesting. How about some Pink Floyd to entertain us? I think that Pink Floyd was a great band and made some great music.
The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
Ill see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me till Im sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
Theres someone in my head but its not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes
Ill see you on the dark side of the moon
Once in NYC, back when there was still quad, I went to a hi-fi show. Some speaker company with speakers that cost a bazillion dollars was giving a demo and used Money. It was, next to an audiophile pressing of Off the Wall on $10,000 KEF Reference speakers (in the 80’s), one of the coolest things I’ve ever heard.
“Enough has been said we are not to cast pearls before swine . . .”
Also not supposed to follow false prophets...in this case, the sheep know His voice, and it isn’t yours!
Do not use potty language - or references to potty language - on the Religion Forum.
Potty language??? Where? Using the acronym “b” and “s” ??? You’ve got another 1000 posts to clean up if that’s the standard.
If you point them out to me, I will remove them also.
Whats going on here with this Jedidiah character?
He makes these ominous posts, replies in Bible speak, claims to have the mind of Christ, posts gloom and doom prophecies from David Wilkerson, who I then googled. He posted this prophecy from Wilkerson.
I am compelled by the Holy Spirit to send out an urgent message to all on our mailing list, and to friends and to bishops we have met all over the world.
AN EARTH-SHATTERING CALAMITY IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IT IS GOING TO BE SO FRIGHTENING, WE ARE ALL GOING TO TREMBLE - EVEN THE GODLIEST AMONG US.
For ten years I have been warning about a thousand fires coming to New York City. It will engulf the whole megaplex, including areas of New Jersey and Connecticut. Major cities all across America will experience riots and blazing firessuch as we saw in Watts, Los Angeles, years ago.
There will be riots and fires in cities worldwide. There will be lootingincluding Times Square, New York City. What we are experiencing now is not a recession, not even a depression. We are under Gods wrath. In Psalm 11 it is written.........
Jedidiah needs to answer IN PLAIN ENGLISH just who and what he thinks he is, he relentlessly pimps his blog, is ambiguous about being a prophet, posts ddom and gloom prophecies from another modern day prophet David Wilkerson, etc.
The more I google and read, the more Im inclined to believe this Jedidiah fellow believes he and or his church/leader/followers somehow have a special pipeline to Jesus.
That doom and gloom quote he posted URGENT was from MARCH, just how urgent and locked in is he??? If March was urgent I wouldnt think it would take until October for the urgent prophecy to unfold.
Sounds like hes a charlatan, the world is about to end any day now character.
Please clarify in plain English Mr. Jedidiah, just who you are and why youre here. If you really want to save people youll stop posting in riddles, posting alarmist prophecies like the one above.
As far as I can see, I call total and unmitigated HOGWASH on you and your prophecies and your motives.
Please clarify is Christ speaking through you?
Whats with the prophecy you posted above? It was urgent in March and hasnt happened, give us a time frame for urgent prophecies.
Do you believe youre a prophet?
Do you believe David Wilkerson is a prophet?
Plain English please, these questions shouldnt be hard to answer.
The offending acronym has been cleansed.
You're just full of yourself, aren't you?
" Enough has been said we are not to cast pearls before swine . . .
We are also commanded to not eat swines flesh.
I edited my post, the offending acronym is removed.
“Give it back; youre getting it all dirty.”
Now that made me laugh!!
This thread delivers!
Ever read 'Secrets of a Soul -- Padre Pio's Letters to his Spiritual Directors'? Those are some pretty heartfelt words there from a man who believed himself to bear the wounds of Christ. Some would say far fetched. People in glass houses, etc...
Nice remark about Padre Pio, a Catholic priest.
Otherwise, just another nanny comment from the “You naughty fake Christians—how dare you criticize a self-appointed prophetic blog flogger!”
Unless, of course, Jedediah has the sigmata and has been examined at length by physicians to determine their authenticity.
Beware, you do not want a war here.
If you wish to behave like atheists, you will be treated as such. The behavior demonstrated here by the Catholic caucus is deplorable.
I see the inquisition has never ended. You may wish to give it UP!
George Strait recorded that.
Amen, Dave. I agree.
Thank you, Dave. I appreciate that.