[knarf]

All I’ve evr heard is .. if there are four Catholics together, there’s usually a fifth.

[livius]

LOL! I don’t like beer, except when I’m in Spain, where the beer is very good (the Spanish Celts were famous for their beer way back at the time of the Roman invasions). The companies are all German now, but the recipes are still the Spanish recipes.

Living in the US, I note that whiskies, particularly Scotch, flow freely at Catholic events. One shouldn’t get drunk, but just get free enough to release the great Catholic language gene, something that is particularly prominent among Irish Americans and also, I have noticed, among the few English Catholics I have encountered.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Not really true. If there are four Irish-twits named Kennedy who claim to be Catholic there will usually be many fifths--so many that Teddy was unable to remember if he his nephews had brought a woman back to his West Palm Beach palace on Good Friday!

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I’ve also heard that if you go fishing with a baptist you should take someone else with you, otherwise the baptist will drink all the beer.