Posted on 02/04/2010 8:03:11 PM PST by Sarah 2012
Scream glory Christians! The end is nigh! Soon we will be returned into the bosom of Christ, while the sinners are left to suffer the tribulation! If you haven't been saved yet, do so now! It is urgent!!!
I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now!
Now, I know some of you will say Jesus said we cannot predict the day and the hour, but the Bible actually says that near the end, the date and hour WILL become known!
Daniel 12: 9And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end. 10Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand. 11And from the time that the daily sacrifice shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, there shall be a thousand two hundred and ninety days. 12Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the thousand three hundred and five and thirty days. 13But go thou thy way till the end be: for thou shalt rest, and stand in thy lot at the end of the days.
Feb 11th will be an important sign of what is to come...
Ummmm...., yeah, a reminder on the calendar to not forget February 14th (or I'm in the doghouse!)... LOL...
Don’t they know it is going to end next Thursday?
Now... wait a minute! On TV, I'm sure they said it was all going to end on December 21, 2012...
Well..ST if it does..I am ready.....
:)
I might could do better, but I think my heart, mind and soul is ready to meet the KING OF KINGS!
I hope so!
DAMN.....I just prepaid my golf membership for the entire year......I wonder what their refund policy is????
Thanks everyone for clearing this up for me. I was confused for a moment.
They are real slimeballs. I don’t much care for them at all.
March 4th is my birthday. I tend to have quiet birthdays....no way this is gonna happen. :)
LOL.
Sigh.
Then I guess your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are alienable after all. No Creator = No Referee = Nietzsche wins, Constitution loses. You really OK with that?
Can you give me the exact time so I’ll know whether to sleep late that day?
Well, its even better than that. They probably do not realize that one of the most specific predictions is that unbelievers would mock the Second Coming in a manner not unlike the mockery directed at Noah just before the flood came:
2Peter 3:3-4 ... knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation.”
So, ironically, their mockery is a fulfillment of Apostolic prophecy and an early herald of the Second Coming. Hmmm...
Don’t hold your breath. Cannot happen on that date...pure and simple!
As long as historians don’t decide that the Free World ended on January 20, 2010, I’m happy.
Sir Isaac Newton said the world will end on April 3, 2060. At around noon. He was one smart dude who spent a lot of time studying the Bible. We got 50 years to party then its all over.
I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now!
Landover Baptist is a known satire site.
Now, post this on Freerepublic without the "SATIRE" tag, and I guarantee you will generate excitement, in certain circles.
6:20 in the morning? Sorry, I will still be sleeping at that hour. Guess I will miss it.
Landover Baptist is a known satire site
every Baptist site is a satire site
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