OH, OH, OH, an even better one!
Say you’re Nancy Pelosi and every Sunday you go to Confession just before Mass and that makes you eligible for Communion because you have alzheimers and you actually forget you push abortion every other day of the week. Yet, you refrain from Communion so us weaker minds don’t become scandalized and think we may murder and still go to Communion because you haven’t YET denounced your past position - only to forget your Sunday conversion every Monday due to the Alzheimers.
OK, it’s not better.
Maybe it’s not better, but it’s funny.