posted on 11/14/2010 10:12:21 AM PST
WANTED. Working priests willing to tangle with the Devil. Must be able to sniff out evil spirits, demons and identify the possessed and quickly pick up the how-to's of exorcism. Those afraid of spinning heads need not apply.
posted on 11/14/2010 10:15:57 AM PST
posted on 11/14/2010 10:16:22 AM PST
(One trillion days, at 365 days per year, is 2,739,726,027 years ... almost 3 billion years)
The few, the proud, the covered with stinky ectoplasm and vomitus.
Seemingly a funny story, but ask anyone who worked in the Diocese of Brooklyn in the last 50 years if they’ve heard the story of the incident at St Mary’s on Maujer St in W’burg and the idea of exorcists becomes less amusing.
posted on 11/14/2010 10:19:47 AM PST
Pelosi is no longer Speaker.
posted on 11/14/2010 10:21:01 AM PST
We need more bishops who know how to perform the rite of excommunication and to publicly excommunicate those who claim to be Catholic who support abortion, euthanasia, etc. and who take other positions which are anti-Catholic. If we had more such bishops, we would need fewer exorcists.
posted on 11/14/2010 10:21:32 AM PST
(Obama makes me miss Jimmah Cahtah!)
the Bible talks of Jesus casting out demons.
And, so did his disciples - In the Name of Jesus. They didn't need a seminar to do it 'man's way'.
Luke 10:17-20 "The seventy-two returned with joy and said, "Lord, even the demons submit to us in Your Name."
He replied, "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven. I have given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you.
However, do not rejoice that the spirits submit to you, but rejoice that your names are written in heaven."
Matt 10:8 "Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse those who have leprosy, drive out demons. Freely you have received, freely give".
posted on 11/14/2010 10:36:05 AM PST
by presently no screen name
("Thus you nullify the word of God by your tradition that you have handed down.." Mark 7:13)
It looks like the CC in NYC has done something to piss off the NYPost. It happens at least annually.
Heck, the Religion Forum is in need of exorcists.
posted on 11/14/2010 12:30:00 PM PST
by Natural Law
(lex orandi, lex credendi, lex vivendi)
And what was REALLY scary is that when I upped this pic to Tinypic,
the anti-spam test words that popped up were, "adissaid incubus"
And while "incubus" is obvious, "adissaid" is an anagram of "Isis Adad",
Isis being the Egyptian nature god and Adad, the Sumerian god of storms.
posted on 11/14/2010 1:03:46 PM PST
(REPEAL WASHINGTON! -- Islam Delenda Est! -- I Want Constantinople Back. -- Rumble thee forth.)
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