Perhaps they could replace this program with one of therapeutic anal rape. (That would be consistent with the current policies endorsed by the CJCS)
As one opinion in Stars and Stripes stated:
It (Don't ask don't tell) should have applied to Christians way before it ever applied to homosexuals. Christians are far more offensive and flagrant than homosexuals ever will be, even under the new law.
Even today, your First Amendment rights, are the same as mine, under the Constitution. If somebody else says they are not, I would join you in your “corrective information seminar”, ok? I fought for YOUR rights, and now I’m making I have MINE. Same Constitution, Same ‘We, the People’. Same “Bill of Rights”, for everybody, period. Folks died for that. I’m beholding to that. You may have a difference of religious beliefs, from me, but we are both Americans, and yes, I would be in the foxhole. There are Pagans who see battle, as a holy thing. Ya’s never know!
I'm afraid you might be right. Everything seems to be upside down.