To: Alex Murphy
Jews dont recognize the Messiah. Protestants dont recognize the Pope. And Baptists dont recognize each other in the liquor store.
posted on 01/12/2011 9:07:21 AM PST
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
I'll drink to that.
posted on 01/12/2011 9:08:40 AM PST
I would have read the sign and asked, “Is that a promise?”
posted on 01/12/2011 9:31:00 AM PST
(I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
I think I would counter that sign with,
“Eyes that can see will never kiss thee”. Or
“It would take a lot more than hooch to give you a smooch.”
posted on 01/12/2011 9:53:02 AM PST
(You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: Responsibility2nd; Lazamataz
Even Laz wouldn't ...
posted on 01/12/2011 10:18:53 AM PST
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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