Posted on 02/20/2011 8:16:14 AM PST by Colofornian
Well, he's been making more Utah headlines in 2011, especially since his book converted the descendent of Joseph Smith's brother, Ida Smith...leading to the Lds church to promptly ex-communicate this former head of the BYU Women's Research Institute.
This 2001 article gives a good overview -- both of his background and the content of what he wrote.
Q Is Nemelka a former Lds missionary?
A Yes. Per this article, "West High Schools 1980 senior-class president, Nemelka served an LDS mission in Argentina."
Two other articles posted about Nemelka -- how he has Hyrum Smith's descendent -- the former head of the BYU Women's Research Institute -- now as a disciple of his...
See Is there an after-the-age-of-reason limit for very old LDS church members?...
And this thread posted by Jules8: Didn't do your homework
The Salt Lake City Weekly has run a few articles -- including the latter link -- and an earlier article led to the first link...a column by Mormon journalist Doug Gibson.
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Nemelka Tale, Excerpt by Excerpt | Joseph Smith Look-Alike, Right? How Nemelka has Joseph Smith down pat! |
[1] "The truth was, he told me he had been called to translate the sealed portion of the Book of Mormon. He almost failed the first time because of his pride, so God took his calling away for a while, Marie said. | Why didn't Joseph Smith say, "Satan would try to tempt me (in consequence of the indigent circumstances of my fathers family), to get the plates for the purpose of getting rich. This he forbade me, saying that I must have no other object in view in getting the plates but to glorify God, and must not be influenced by any other motive than that of building his kingdom; otherwise I could not get them." |
[2] The sealed portion as written by Nemelka exists. Nemelka admitted he wrote it, not translated it. People besides Marie have read its pages. Dewey recalls Marie talking about it. I thought it was kind of an elaborate jokeI dont know what. She said it was very realistic-sounding, despite the strange premise. I told her there was no way it could be authentic. | Hmm...We wonder how those closest to this Mormon "prophet" must have ...thought...it was kind of an elaborate joke...was very realistic-sounding, despite the strange premise....was no way it could be authentic. Why that's just like the Book of Mormon! |
[3] In the realm of Mormon folklore, few things rank as highly suspect as the Three Nephites or the sealed portion. The Three Nephites, according to lore, live immortally as the last of a righteous tribe that once existed on the American continent. As such, they have roamed the world through the centuries, turning good deeds wherever they went. Like the Jewish lore of Elijah at the Passover table, they could exist literally, or figuratively. The sealed portion is another matter. Its reputedly a blocked-off section of the original gold plates from which Joseph Smith was translating the Book of Mormon. Mormons teach that he could not access it and he was not authorized to translate it. In the Book of Jared in the Book of Mormon, the sealed portion is briefly cited as containing the entire history of the world, from Adam until Christs Second Coming. | Hey, if Smith couldn't translate the "sealed-off" portion, then what? Do Mormons think that "translators" and "seers" have gone by the wayside forever? (Every accusation the Mormons have made vs. Christians about supposedly "shutting off" the need for "living prophets" apply to THEM here! Their own arguments have come back to bite them! What? Have Mormons shut out the need for "translating" sealed portions of "revelations"? Say it ain't so, Joe! Say it ain't so!) |
[4] Its a historical footnote. We know that a portion of the plates Joseph Smith had was sealed. We dont know anything about what was in them, and they play no role in our theology, said Daniel Peterson, associate executive director of the Institute for the Study and Preservation of Ancient Religious Texts, a parent organization of the Foundation for Ancient Research and Mormon Studies (FARMS) at Brigham Young University. Peterson found Nemelkas sealed portion mildly impressive, but far short of any potential to spark a following. Since the sealed portion exists as a sort of blank spot on Mormon theology, its fertile ground for anyone who wants to invent something, much like Jesus childhood, on which the Bible never took pains to elaborate. I dont think Im going to convert anytime soon, Peterson said. He writes reasonably well. Im tipping my hat, I suppose, but its a good imitation of scriptural style. | Even Lds apologist Daniel Peterson a decade ago said Nemelka "writes reasonably well. Im tipping my hat, I suppose, but its a good imitation of scriptural style. [Sounds just like Joseph Smith!] |
[5] Nemelkas version finds its context in a preamble he penned before embarking on his sealed portion. It begins in the summer of 1984, when he worked as a security officer for the LDS church. Already disillusioned with the church, he ventured into the Temples upper room where the Twelve Apostles meet. Confronted with its opulence, he wept bitterly. Shortly afterward, a tremendously bright light began to fill the room. Not only did Nemelka see the personage of his late grandfather, but Joseph Smith and the gold plates to boot. His mission, he learned, was to commence the translation of the sealed portion, but only under the position and authority of Smith. The preamble ends with a rumble of stalwart righteousness: Though I will endure many persecutions and trials, I will never deny that I have experienced that which I have described above, and if any man mock me or that to which I have testified, I will witness against him at the judgement bar of God I solemnly testify. Its signed Christopher M. Nemelka, Adam Ben Eli. The alias, Nemelka explained, kept matters in the original Mormon spirit of authenticity. If Joseph Smith used pseudonums, so would he. | Nemelka, just like Smith, apparently had other-worldly bright-vision visitors as a "'tremendously bright light began to fill the room.' Not only did Nemelka see the personage of his late grandfather, but Joseph Smith and the gold plates to boot. His mission, he learned, was to 'commence' the translation of the sealed portion, but only under the position and authority of Smith." [Well, what do you know? The Mormon god isn't limited by the scorched-earth Mormons from resending bright visitors to give bright visions with not-so-bright content!] |
[6] Its a stately, but leaden piece of writing designed to hit all the right notes with Mormon faithful, right down to its repeated use of And it came to pass and the liberal use of words like behold, eternal and exceedingly. Its also a deft mix of Old Testament wrath (you shall weep and wail and gnash) matched with New Testament promise and redemption. Its loaded with admonitions to obey Gods commandmentsor else. My true intent was to somehow perpetuate a religion that would be based on true Christian principals of Christ-like love, Nemelka explained in a phone interview from jail. Where I made my greatest mistake, for which Im now extremely sorry for, is that I used deception to perpetuate what I proposed as the truth, assuming at the time that Joseph Smith had done the same thing. | Well, let's see, Joseph Smith did jail time over his escapades. As Joseph's wife later said, "It was secret things which...cost Joseph and Hyrum their lives..." (Source: Solemn Covenant, by B. Carmon Hardy, Univ. of Illinois) So, of course, Nemelka would pen a "stately, but leaden piece of writing designed to hit all the right notes with Mormon faithful, right down to its repeated use of 'And it came to pass ' and the liberal use of words like 'behold,' 'eternal' and 'exceedingly.' Its also a deft mix of Old Testament wrath ('you shall weep and wail and gnash') matched with New Testament promise and redemption. Its loaded with admonitions to obey Gods commandmentsor else. 'My true intent was to somehow perpetuate a religion that would be based on true Christian principals of Christ-like love,' Nemelka explained in a phone interview from jail. Ah, I'm sure at times even Joseph Smith had similar noble intent...as if he could "outdo" Jesus Christ, which, btw, he said he could...boasting he was the "only man" who knew how to keep a church together...something, he claimed, Christ didn't do. |
[7] After finishing his version of the sealed portion, Nemelka floated it around certain circles in the Mormon fundamentalist community. It was a big hit, winning him the admiration of many. Along the way, two women offered to live with him and Jackie under a polygamous relationship. One of them was Vicky Prunty, current director of Tapestry Against Polygamy. Prunty, who married Nemelka in a private ceremony, broke ties with him in 1996. A lot of fundamentalists believed him. They were extremely angry with him when he leveled with them. I thought he was through with that sealed portion game. Its really hard to put a finger on him. A lot of people would have to come together to put the pieces of his own personal puzzle together." | Joseph Smith was a polygamist who loved "private" (as in "very" private ceremonies); so, hey, why not a reincarnated "prophet" like Nemelka? |
[8] There seems to be ample evidence that Nemelka is a good salesman. In an April 2, 1993 letter to one of his wives, which Nemelka admitted to having penned, he wrote: When I deal with people, I am amazed at the ignorance and stupidity of most. People are so easily manipulated and deceived. Knowing this has made me a near master of manipulation. I try only to use this art, however, to help people. Sometimes the things I do seem terrible at the time, but usually the manipulation works to accomplish that which I intended. Nemelkas revelations from jail, styled after Joseph Smiths revelations from his own jail time, seem to work in similar territory. In a March 16, 2001 revelation to Marie, Nemelka spoke of overhearing one of the Three Nephites, describes his judge as someone who was wrought upon by forces that her spirit was too weak to control and described Marie as a mysterious nameless sister. | Nemelka was "amazed at the ignorance and stupidity of most...people are so easily manipulated and deceived. Knowing this has made me a near master of manipulation. I try only to use this art, however, to help people. Sometimes the things I do seem terrible at the time, but usually the manipulation works to accomplish that which I intended." Why, no wonder Hyrum Smith descendent Ida Smith immediately recognized Nemelka as a "prophet" reincarnated! How many times did Joseph Smith mutter similar thoughts to himself? |
I realize there is a camping against Mormonism here on FR as well, but I'm not sure this is the kind of source one would like to use and associate with.
Frankly, I'm surprised FR allows such liberal and lascivious sources to be posted here.
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Not an anti-Mormon campaign — some of us truly believe that people who believe in M are sadly wasting their time in a fake religion. If Mormons didn’t post their M threads here, I bet those who post what you call antimormon stuff wouldnt post theirs. How about let’s all try that for awhile?
(And here we would have thought that this SLC Weekly expose' on Nemelka would be welcomed by you...or do you think that false prophets should just be allowed to claim adherents like Ida Smith without shining a light into their background?)
What a strange posture you have taken, Rip! You? Are now defending Christopher Nemelka? Interesting. It's difficult to tell who are the false prophets and their defenders minus a scorecard.
But leave it to you and your spirit of Nauvoo to try the same thing that Mayor Joseph Smith did with the Nauvoo Expositor...only using a different approach.
In the realm of Mormon folklore, few things rank as highly suspect as the Three Nephites or the sealed portion. The Three Nephites, according to lore, live immortally as the last of a righteous tribe that once existed on the American continent. As such, they have roamed the world through the centuries, turning good deeds wherever they went. Like the Jewish lore of Elijah at the Passover table, they could exist literally, or figuratively.
The sealed portion is another matter. Its reputedly a blocked-off section of the original gold plates from which Joseph Smith was translating the Book of Mormon. Mormons teach that he could not access it and he was not authorized to translate it. In the Book of Jared in the Book of Mormon, the sealed portion is briefly cited as containing the entire history of the world, from Adam until Christs Second Coming. The sealed portion is different from the historical 116 pages given to Martin Harris by Joseph Smith and subsequently lost. The rest remains a mystery, one that infamous Mormon document forger Mark Hofmann even tried to deal in at one time.
Its a historical footnote. We know that a portion of the plates Joseph Smith had was sealed. We dont know anything about what was in them, and they play no role in our theology, said Daniel Peterson, associate executive director of the Institute for the Study and Preservation of Ancient Religious Texts, a parent organization of the Foundation for Ancient Research and Mormon Studies (FARMS) at Brigham Young University.
Ping to read later.
Nemelka remains steadfast in his position that Marie volunteered the money. She set this up, he said. Shes the one who recommended her financing the sealed portion, my life and everything else. She did it. I never asked her for anythingnever.
Maybe he asked her for a "pizza and a movie"?
On the other hand, Jim, perhaps we should at least ponder for a moment Ripliancum's argument. After all, didn't special rights for homosexuals in Salt Lake City pass because of the endorsement of the Lds church?
And if so, should we apply Ripliancum's argument to Mormons? That perhaps we shouldn't be "associating" with those who are supporting special rights for homosexuals?
I mean, didn't we see the following article just over a year ago?
'Dramatic jump' with Utahns for gay rights -- an excerpt:
"When Salt Lake City embraced anti-discrimination ordinances for gay and transgender residents last fall -- snagging a landmark endorsement by the LDS Church and widespread support from city officials -- more shifted than public policy. Public opinion -- throughout Utah -- jumped, too. Support for some gay rights, short of marriage, climbed 11 percentage points across the state from a year ago, according to a new Salt Lake Tribune poll, and shot up by 10 percent among Mormons. Two-thirds of Utahns (67 percent) favor employment protections and safeguards for same-sex couples such as hospital visitation and inheritance rights, up from 56 percent in January 2009, when pollsters asked the same question. (This year's survey of 625 frequent Utah voters has an error margin of plus or minus 4 percentage points; last year's was 4.5 percent.) Opposition dropped, overall, from 40 percent to 23 percent. Among LDS respondents, it plummeted from 48 percent to 28 percent. "This isn't a gradual change of attitudes. This is a fairly dramatic jump," says Matthew Burbank, chairman of the University of Utah's political science department. "Clearly, the fact that the LDS Church was officially endorsing this position had an impact on people."
Why, if we were to apply Ripliancum's standard...tell us, Rip, how do we distinguish Mormons like you from those Mormons who supported the Lds church's endorsement of special civil rights for homosexuals at the expense of landlords and employers?
Unless, of course...oh, no, don't tell us...you actually supported the Lds church that landlords need to rent to cohabitating homosexual couples? Or that employers in Salt Lake City have to treat homosexual employees like minorities? And that ever since, the cascading of similar state-wide homosexual rights was set in motion...ne'er to stop?
Haman wanted to get rid of just one people...just like you wanted to dump one source.
You constructed the gallows for the Salt Lake City Weekly.
Only the standard you set -- about not "us[ing] and associat[ing]" with sources that promote special rights for homosexuals, applies to the Lds church now, doesn't it? (Ever since November, 2009)
...lascivious sources...
Imagine, Rip, that you're a homeowner in Salt Lake City. For your entire life, Rip, you've carefully screened your tenets and haven't allowed cohabiters to rent -- heterosexual or homosexual. It's not the gender that bothers you; it's the lascivious lifestyle that you just don't want your property, set aside to the glory of God, to thumb its nose @ God.
Then along comes the Mormon church. Its endorsement is the SLC tsunami needed to cascade in and wash away your property standards and moral rights.
When you are finally challenged for the first time of either renting to heterosexual or homosexual couples -- and knowing you'll be fined if you cave -- you sell the property...no longer able to uphold your previous standards without being made the whipping boy of the SLC authorities...all because the Lds church caved on standards.
So does this mean, since you're no doubt consistent, that you advocate that ALL Mormon sources be banned from FR? I'm sure Jim has that power, if that's what you are advocating.
After all, I'm sure you're very one-faced, consistent, etc.
IOW, Nemelka is a member of the LDS priesthood. Perhaps Nemelka is just one of millions that Joseph Smith prophesied about in D&C 68:2-4: How there'd be millions of "prophets" -- replete with thei very own "scriptures!"
'Twas a November day 1831 - 170 years ago...when Smith said:
...this is an ensample unto ALL who were ordained unto this priesthood...and this is the ensample unto them,
that they shall speak as they are 'moved upon' by the Holy Ghost... [v. 4:] And WHATSOEVER they shall speak when moved upon by the Holy Ghost SHALL BE SCRIPTURE,
shall be the will of the Lord,
shall be the mind of the Lord,
shall be the word of the Lord,
shall be the voice of the Lord...
Do Mormons catch the "shall be scripture" part?
Smith wasn't speaking to just the upper-etchelon "priesthood" parties...no, v. 2 clearly say "ALL" ordained unto the Mormon priesthood!
Any plain, non-esoteric reading of D&C 68:2-4 makes it quite clear that Smith was saying all Lds ordained priests have "scripture-factory" producing power and authority.
Why, that would be like the FR mormons posting in favor of the Flying Inmans right to free speech on FR to match their perceived right to free proselytizing on this site.
The gay community always want to grind something.
On the 20th day of April, 2001, I, being incarcerated in the Salt Lake County Jail, was feeling somewhat depressed in spirit, and selfishly thought of myself and the miserable state in whichas I perceived itI was presently in due to my circumstances, one revelation read. In this self-preoccupation, I thought on all the wonderful sisters that the Lord had prepared to help me in the work that he had commanded me to do.
And I thought on the sisters who I knew were chosen vessels, and who had sacrificed, even their whole lives, for the work and the will of the Lord. And I thought much about Selah who was struggling within herself because of the sacrifice she had made of her dear children for the Lord. And she was greatly desired by many of the men with whom it was necessary for her to associate with in her present calling to obtain financing for the translation, and also for my personal debts.
Selah was the pseudonym Nemelka had assigned to Marie. The revelation went on to describe how the Lord had commanded Nemelka to take another woman, Mariahla, as his wife.
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Straight out of “the gospel according to Joey Smith”...
Joey Smith probably conned girls into thinking they were special with much the same hokey in order to get them into bed...
Very nice.
You will never understand Grace until you understand you do not deserve it. Grace is inviting to the unrighteous and terrifying to the righteous.
Who knows?
But I'm pretty sure that we've found PD!!
One is his brother, local attorney Joseph Lee Nemelka: I can say that the majority of what has been said about him is misconstrued, blatantly false at the outset, or exaggerated, he said. Thats as much as I want to say.
I have learned for myself that Presbyterianism is not true.
17 It no sooner appeared than I found myself delivered from the enemy which held me bound. When the light rested upon me I saw two Personages, whose brightness and glory defy all description, standing above me in the air. One of them spake unto me, calling me by name and said, pointing to the otherThis is My Beloved Son. Hear Him!
18 My object in going to inquire of the Lord was to know which of all the sects was right, that I might know which to join. No sooner, therefore, did I get possession of myself, so as to be able to speak, than I asked the Personages who stood above me in the light, which of all the sects was right (for at this time it had never entered into my heart that all were wrong)and which I should join.
19 I was answered that I must join none of them, for they were all wrong; and the Personage who addressed me said that all their creeds were an abomination in his sight; that those professors were all corrupt; that: they draw near to me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me, they teach for doctrines the commandments of men, having a form of godliness, but they deny the power thereof.
20 He again forbade me to join with any of them; and many other things did he say unto me, which I cannot write at this time. When I came to myself again, I found myself lying on my back, looking up into heaven. When the light had departed, I had no strength; but soon recovering in some degree, I went home. And as I leaned up to the fireplace, mother inquired what the matter was. I replied, Never mind, all is wellI am well enough off. I then said to my mother,
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