Skip to comments.Master Prophet E. Bernard Jordan (Scam alert)
Posted on 02/24/2011 7:15:44 AM PST by topcat54
I applied for a free prophecy through his site and was told Thank you for connecting with the Master Prophet and requesting your free prophecy. You will receive a letter from me within the next 7 days, containing your personal prophetic word as spoken to me by the Holy Spirit. God Bless You. I suppose my prophecy will show up next week. If what I hear is to be believed, he will soon be looking for several hundred dollars for any further personalized prophecies.
So all-in-all, it seems that Jordan is just another in a seemingly endless line of shysters and charlatans that feign godliness in order to further their pursuit of wealth. Needless to say, youd be best off avoiding this unscrupulous character.
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I caught this scam artist on TV this am for the first time. It was so bad I almost couldnt bring myself to turn it off. Like watching a massive train wreck in slow motion. Hes the master prophet and then he has his amen corner of what are apparently minor prophets, including his wife.
Todays topic was the prophetic significance of Master Prophet (he like the third person) getting his locks shorn. He apparently went from dreadlocks to the cue-ball look. And this does have prophetic significance, don't cha know?
He is most sincere when he looks straight into the camera and tells you his call takers are only accepting credit card donations right now. $37 dollar entry fee, but you can join his inner circle for several $$$thousand more (of course).
One of his best prophetic lines: The days will come that you will see hospital stations filled up with men and women getting shots to place protein in their body. Great will be the industry of nuts in this hour.
Master Prophet needs $500 billion dollars to build a spaceship to heaven. Donate now!
All these shysters will reap their just rewards.
When K says to me, “If you don’t put your books away again I’m going to throw them away”, is that a personal prophecy or an instance of a general prophetic gift to all wives?
I keep in my "ready reference" library Criswell's 1968 book CRISWELL PREDICTS - Your Future from Now to the Year 2000. Criswell's claim to fame (besides his featured roles in all those Edward D. Wood Jr. films) was his claim that he predicted the Arab-Israel war, Ronald Reagan's governorship of California, and the assasinations of Martin Luther King, and John F. Kennedy. The back cover of said book says, in large print, "87% OF CRISWELL'S PREDICTIONS HAVE COME TRUE".
You simply have to read the book, to understand how funny a fake prophet can be. Cannibalism and zombies. Denver being turning into jelly by a force from outer space. New York City will become a dustbowl and yet also submerged 30 feet underwater. Lake Michigan will be drained in 1978, to make way for construction. Clamp-on bikinis for men.
NOTHING Criswell wrote in the book came true by the year 2000 (and he begins his book with the prediction that the end of the world would occur on August 18, 1999). Keeping the book in my quick reference library is a note-to-self reminder that the Deuteronomy 18:22 test is purely a pass-fail one.
You misspelled Master Profit.
Had to check that this was not a [scam alert caucus] thread before commenting ...
If ever the notion of the sucker born every minute rings true, it is with the idea that one would request a personal prophesy from a website.
For a minute I thought you meant W. A. Criswell.
“And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.”
That's my "secret" contact in Nigeria. Barrister Umustbenutz.
Yeah, you should see the gal I’m helping to get out of Nigeria. We are dating now and I only need to get $500.00 to her by the end of the month for her to get on a boat to come over to the US. Last month she hired a captain to get her out but his boat sank due to strong storms and he died. What ill luck she is having because this has happened to us every month for the last 6 months and it is getting very expensive. Things should work out very soon though.
Name it and claim it, brother.
*sniffle* Youre a saint.
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