Posted on 03/26/2011 10:57:26 AM PDT by Jedediah
Whatever you’re smoking, please put it down.
I never realised Dr. Seuss dabbled in prophecy.
Actually, according the the Revelation of John, the bad stuff will come in strings of 7 sequential events.
I recommend not being here in those days.
And on that day, declares the LORD of hosts, I will cut off the names of the idols from the land, so that they shall be remembered no more. And also I will remove from the land the prophets and the spirit of uncleanness. And if anyone again prophesies, his father and mother who bore him will say to him, You shall not live, for you speak lies in the name of the LORD. And his father and mother who bore him shall pierce him through when he prophesies.On that day every prophet will be ashamed of his vision when he prophesies. He will not put on a hairy cloak in order to deceive, but he will say, I am no prophet, I am a worker of the soil, for a man sold me in my youth. And if one asks him, What are these wounds on your back? he will say, The wounds I received in the house of my friends. --Zech. 13
I like green eggs and ham, and the world will end, Sam I am.
That reminds me to pick up some of that green Tabasco Sauce at Walmart. It's great with ham and eggs!
“I am the Lorax , I speak for the trees !”
The forest and the trees = earthquake
The waters = tsunami
The fire from heaven = nuclear
The birth pangs are getting closer, like the perfect storm, this isn't the judgement.
I love when someone inflates themselves up to the point where thy think they speak for God. God said he would speak to all of us, not just this one person.
Here’s mine:
Behold a strong wind or maybe it’s a lite breeze will blow out of the east, but that could also be southeast. When the sun rises above the peaked mountains you will know that it is day time with a lite breeze.
I like green eggs and ham, and the world will end, Sam I am.
The fire from Heaven could be an asteriod. But I don’t think that’s going to be anytime soon. The nuke could be today.
Or an asteroid.
Yo, Jed, move out of your mom’s basement, get a job, and for the love of God, quit drinking the bong water.
I’ve been through several hurricanes, typhoons, and a small earthquake but thought of getting hit with large 3s scares me to death. Any ideas of what material those 3s will be made from?
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