Oh, no! I had not heard that one. LOL.
You know I grew up as a Jehovah’s Witness — you would not BELIEVE how many rules we had.
The two slips was on the “Mothers of Many Young Siblings” email list. And unlike FR, it would have been intensely rude to tell the poster she was just bats, and perhaps a few Guinness would help ...
We have some JW’s in the neighborhood. They stop by every week or so, give me a tract, and say hi to the kids and the pets. I guess I’m an easy check-off on their quoto because I’m home during the day. Mormon missionaries aren’t as common, but they always visit with my sons about Boy Scouting.