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1 posted on 05/23/2011 6:01:40 PM PDT by WillVoteForFood
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To: WillVoteForFood

More proof that our universe is really software! The schedule keeps shifting to the right! ;-)


2 posted on 05/23/2011 6:05:00 PM PDT by SubMareener (Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR!)
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To: WillVoteForFood
Harold came up with the “second date” by allegorizing (the usual indicator of error) the 153 fish that the Disciples caught after Christ's Resurrection (He told them to fish on the other side of the boat).

153 is a cool (triangular)? number (if there are any mathematicians out there that read this) but Camping is just plain illogical to make it 153 days of tribulation.

3 posted on 05/23/2011 6:05:20 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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And when that doesn’t happen?


4 posted on 05/23/2011 6:05:20 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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He states that God is merciful and based on a letter from someone stated that God would not allow 5 months of continuous suffering and that man could not survive 5 months of wrath.

God has allowed us to suffer since January 2009.

This is ecclesiastical 24 business hours...

5 posted on 05/23/2011 6:05:45 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (osama gets 72 virgins. We get 72 versions...)
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October 21, 2011

This time, folks, it's gonna work, I promise. fo shizzle ma nizzle!

6 posted on 05/23/2011 6:06:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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he takes as many mulligans as Obama does on the golf course...


7 posted on 05/23/2011 6:06:25 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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I’ll take ‘Oh no, not again’ for $1,000, Alex”


9 posted on 05/23/2011 6:07:22 PM PDT by JPG (Bibi 1, Zippy 0.)
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Q:What’s the worst way to comfort Harold Camping about the failure of his prophecies to come true?

A:Cheer up, it’s not the end of the world!


11 posted on 05/23/2011 6:10:45 PM PDT by stormhill
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Okay, enough is enough. Camping is clearly out of his mind and anyone, anyone, who follows him at this point is equally out of their mind!

12 posted on 05/23/2011 6:11:33 PM PDT by The Citizen Soldier (I will always remember exactly where I was when Obama made his NCAA picks.)
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Prediction: when his 10/21/11 fails he’ll jump on the 12/21/12 bandwagon.


14 posted on 05/23/2011 6:13:32 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: WillVoteForFood

That means the Cubs will still fail to win the WS.


15 posted on 05/23/2011 6:17:46 PM PDT by rfp1234
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He is the head of a non-prophet organization.


16 posted on 05/23/2011 6:20:15 PM PDT by Jemian (Herman Cain for President! Free at Last! Thank God Almighty, this country is free at last AGAIN!)
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To: WillVoteForFood

Yeah this clown is well versed in the Bible, and that is why he never heard about Matthew 24:36?

Let me quote,

“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[a] but only the Father.”

He is what the Bible calls a false Prophet. Even if he really is a Christian, which I HIGHLY DOUBT, then he has made a fool of himself. Furthermore, he needs to resign as a man of the cloth. CLEARLY he is doing more harm than good. What a jerk!


18 posted on 05/23/2011 6:21:21 PM PDT by Sprite518
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Why isn’t this guy employed by the Obama Administration?


20 posted on 05/23/2011 6:26:19 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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where is there a reference to five months of suffering in the Bible?


21 posted on 05/23/2011 6:28:01 PM PDT by LiteKeeper ("Who is John Galt?")
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A false prophet continues.

If a prophet is proud, his prophesy departs from him.

the Talmud

25 posted on 05/23/2011 6:42:27 PM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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I’m listening to Harold live right now.

The man is insane. He is quite literally crazy. I always felt he was a bit of a nut, but wow!! His explanations that the churches have been taken over by satan. That the earthquake was spiritual. Seriously, just... wow! He is saying the bible says this - but he must be reading a different bible than me!

This man is just a danger, he’s a deluded heretic. Luckily my belief is simple and can pretty much be summed up by the nicene creed - and that’s it.


26 posted on 05/23/2011 6:44:20 PM PDT by LibertyLA (fighting libtards and other giant government enablers!)
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But even if we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel to you than what we have preached to you, let him be accursed. (Gal. 1:8)


29 posted on 05/23/2011 6:49:59 PM PDT by Former Fetus
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I wish that some feisty 90 year old Southern Baptist would rapture all over this jerks head... knot his forehead up good... split his lip and swell his jaw... and then tell the press that he got his arse kicked by a 90 year-old.

LLS

34 posted on 05/23/2011 6:58:54 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer ("If you lie hard enough and sell your soul... you can scam your way to the top" barack obama)
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Camping just said he’s not responsible for people who are broke from his advice (I agree, as, if you were dumb enough to believe him you are a danger to yourself) What is weird is how he is brushing the stories off and that being broke can sometimes be the best thing for you. Wow!!

I have never heard such balderdash! Again, I believe Harold Camping is insane - anyone who listens to this false teacher is in serious trouble!

Also he said that God has already chosen who’s saved, so if a Hindu who doesn’t believe in Jesus, but is on the saved list he’ll go to heaven, regardless of his belief - this is just more loony hypercalvinism (Camping’s a calvinist btw). This is madness.


39 posted on 05/23/2011 7:12:31 PM PDT by LibertyLA (fighting libtards and other giant government enablers!)
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