Posted on 10/11/2011 4:43:53 AM PDT by Colofornian
“What is the connection between Mormons and giraffes?”
It takes a lot to swallow mormonism. It takes a long time for a giraffe to swallow.
Has Obama been dead dunked?
There, fixed it.
His Mommy Stan Ann Dunham was...June 2008
and had endowments and was sealed to her children making them...Oh mormon glory...
MORMONS
LOL
So we have our first mormon president...
and a BLACK one too...the seed of Cain...
We dont need another...
The first mormon president didnt work out too well...
Well, now I am really confused. Barry’s mom was white and delightsome but Barry was born pre revelation 1978, when it was decided that black people were really actual people and he has darkish skin color. Does he still qualify?
Very atstute observation. Let's take it one step further, given our knowledge of MormonISM.
Milt is a 'high priest' in LDS inc, literally. He has taken the oaths and sworn the lines to be a mormonISM 'Melchizadek High Priest'. He is also a bishop in LDS inc parlance, but that is not as significant as his high priest status.
What does it say about the character of a man who would take the oaths of high preist yet repudiate his own oaths for the expediance of political power? ... Yeah, Milt's mormonISM is an important aspect in considering his character. He's not just a flip-flopper, he's a duplicitous abomination: expedience, utilitarian decisions rule the mind of an unstable man like Milt is exposed to be.
Very astute observation. Let's take it one step further, given our knowledge of MormonISM.
Milt is a 'high priest' in LDS inc, literally. He has taken the oaths and sworn the lines to be a mormonISM 'Melchizadek High Priest'. He is also a bishop in LDS inc parlance, but that is not as significant as his high priest status.
What does it say about the character of a man who would take the oaths of high priest yet repudiate his own oaths for the expedience of political power? ... Yeah, Milt's mormonISM is an important aspect in considering his character. He's not just a flip-flopper, he's a duplicitous abomination: expedience, utilitarian decisions rule the mind of an unstable man like Milt is exposed to be.
bttt
There is a group of "Christians" that like to mock sacredly held beliefs of other faiths, and think it is cute. It is a mocking reference to the temple garment that the LDS wear to remind them of the promises that they made to God in their temples. You see, the "magic underwear" is made from giraffe skin.
It is a rather odd way to demonstrate their Christianity through mocking.
Just don't ask them about the weather.
“You see, the magic underwear is made from giraffe skin”.
LOL! I like the long hard swallowing metaphor better.
BTW, I’m Catholic and I laugh even more when the COJCOLDS calls my faith “the great and abominable church” and “the whore of Babylon”.
“Coffee with breakfast, wine with supper. What could be better?”
;^)
I was under the impression that the Melchizedek priesthood was available to every little Mormon boy, even dark skinned ones after 1978. Being a Bishop is a lower office than that?
I live and learn! Or are you just being humorous? (I'm easily duped)
Perhaps you’re thinking of the Aaronic Priesthood, which is conveyed on practically every little LDS boy.
The Melchizedek priesthood is bestowed on only the “important” men in the church? Yes, I was mistaken. Pardon my ignorance if I’m wrong but wasn’t the last Priest of the Melchizedek Priesthood, Jesus Himself, the last and still “King of Salem”? What is their reasoning concerning their pretended authority to do that?
For that matter, how do they reason, to bestow the Aaronic priesthood on anybody, that office belonging to Aaron and his descendents, all by birth and all of the tribe of Levi?
Long ago, on one of these anti-Mormon threads, we were told that LDS makes "magic underwear" from giraffe pelts. Personally, I don't believe it, and don't know what the connection is.
So TRUE!!!!
I just HATE when that happens!
Mark 7:26-27
26. The woman was a Greek, born in Syrian Phoenicia. She begged Jesus to drive the demon out of her daughter.
27. "First let the children eat all they want," he told her, "for it is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to their dogs."
They had to do SOMEthing; seeing as circumsion was already taken...
That is almost right; as it is made from the FUR of the animal.
It gets replaced every year, whereas the poor, long necked dude would have to DIE to give up it’s skin.
PELTS?
Nah... bleached flour sacks...
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