I’d like to believe that I will be doing play by play of the Archangels vs. the Seraphim in old Yankees Stadium.
I know there are only 7 archangels but heavenly scouting reports say Michael is so fast he can play the entire outfield.
Well, when Darryl Strawberry gets there, he can take an outfield slot. He could do it for both sides.
Strawberry fields forever.
That’s going to be a very crowded broadcast booth I’m afraid, just like all the crowded Broadway stages and movie studios.
God said, "You don't stand a chance--I have all the best players."
Satan replied, "That's true--but I have all the umpires!"