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The Works of Mercy for the Liberal Catholic
September 19, 2012 | Vanity

Posted on 09/19/2012 9:38:26 AM PDT by HapaxLegamenon

The Works of Mercy for the Liberal Catholic

The Corporal works:
1. Give cell phones to the workless
2. Money to the drug addict
3. Alcohol to the thirsty
4. Shelter the fugitive
5. Condoms to the promiscuous
6. Abortions to the pregnant
7. Bury the nation in debt

The Spiritual works:
1. Admonish the successful
2. Instruct all godlessly
3. Comfort the careless
4. Bear charity impatiently
5. Perceive all things as injuries
6. Resent the employed
7. Pay for the living and the dead


TOPICS: Catholic; Humor
KEYWORDS: vanity; worksofmercy

1 posted on 09/19/2012 9:38:30 AM PDT by HapaxLegamenon
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To: HapaxLegamenon
And the real Corporal and Spiritual Works of Mercy --

The Spiritual Works of Mercy [Catholic Caucus]
The Corporal Works of Mercy [Catholic Caucus]
Lists Every Catholic Should be Familiar With: The 7 Spiritual Works of Mercy
Lists Every Catholic Should be Familiar With: The 7 Corporal Works of Mercy
Catholic Caucus: Spiritual Works of Mercy
Introduction to the Corporal and Spiritual Works of Mercy
The Spiritual Works of Mercy
The Corporal Works of Mercy
Lest We Forget - The Corporal Works of Mercy & The Spirtual Works of Mercy/A>
Corporal and Spiritual Works of Mercy

2 posted on 09/19/2012 9:42:46 AM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: HapaxLegamenon
The Corporal works:
1. Give cell phones to the workless
2. Money to the drug addict
3. Alcohol to the thirsty
4. Shelter the fugitive
5. Condoms to the promiscuous
6. Abortions to the pregnant
7. Bury the nation in debt

8. Allow the dead to rise so they can vote.
9. Allow all minorities to have a permanent chip on their shoulders lest they can't complain.

3 posted on 09/19/2012 9:49:52 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: HapaxLegamenon

Well done!


4 posted on 09/19/2012 11:13:51 AM PDT by paterfamilias
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To: paterfamilias

Thank you.


5 posted on 09/19/2012 11:18:27 AM PDT by HapaxLegamenon
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To: laweeks

lol


6 posted on 09/19/2012 2:31:57 PM PDT by HapaxLegamenon
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To: HapaxLegamenon

how very true and how very sad...


7 posted on 09/20/2012 9:39:23 PM PDT by terycarl
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To: terycarl

Yes, very sad indeed.


8 posted on 09/21/2012 7:59:58 AM PDT by HapaxLegamenon
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