From Islamic (conspiracy) lexicon: 'Zionist Hair Rays'

Urbandictionary ^

[Milagros]

Zionist hair rays

Magical rays emanating from the hair of attractive Jewish women, with the ability to mesmerize Muslim men and render them sexually enslaved. Based on an Islamic justification of the need for the hijab, which covers women's hair so that it does not inflame the passions of men. Various imams have sermonized about "rays" from women's hair which needed to be avoided, and the notion was exaggerated by female bloggers for satirical purposes.

In their quest for world domination, Wahabbi clerics caution their male followers about the dangers of Zionist hair rays. Sexually repressed Saudis are considered particularly vulnerable. Imams are to be on the lookout for any man screaming: "Oy vey! I am sick of of staring at burqas night and day!"

[faithhopecharity]

from what i hear, those Z hair rays are extremely powerful.... they attack, capture, and subjugate Jewish men, too

[KarlInOhio]

Yeah, it's the hair rays.

[Ellendra]

I’d gladly send my hair to Afghanistan if it would help with the cause.

[military cop]

mmm......

Yep.....

Probably true.

RLTW

[ClearBlueSky]

So the obvious answer for an anti-Islam superweapon is...female Jewish hair. free death rays- how can we not utilize that?

[Milagros]

Sounds like a good humanitarian campaign.

[Milagros]

Maybe we should put up a sign by our borders... Caution to Islamists: Zionist hair ahead...

[Mortrey]

Instead of putting a bag over women’s hair, I suggest we put bags over the heads of the moslem men so they can’t see the hair and won’t be “tempted”. (and, don’t forget to cinch them TIGHT !)

[KC_Lion]

(Maniacal Laughter!) Yes.....Soon....

[Milagros]

See the "rays"


More at http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/your-one-stop-israeli-hot-babe-web-site/

[Slump Tester]

I want a fuzzy little Jewish Princess (La-la-la)
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses (Wee-oo-oo)
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma...

Frank Zappa
1977

[KC_Lion]

Try this, slightly larger resolutions.

[Milagros]

Thankx

[Cronos]

yemeni Jewish women..

[Cronos]

Indian Jews -- they lived in the Konkan from at least 500 BC

[Milagros]

Considering the 50 Jewish hotties (mostly in Hollywood) Islamists may ban movies altogether...

Alicia Silverstone
Kate Hudson
Sarah Jessica Parker
Gwyneth Paltrow
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Scarlett Johannson
Natalie Portman
Paula Abdul
More at: www.ugo.com/movies/jewish-hotties

[dfwgator]

"He shot my hair! Son of a bitch!"

[Ezekiel]

LOL, that's a good shot, what with Joan Rivers' frozen face in the background.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Did someone say "attractive Jewish women?"

Well, those imams got something right after all. Those Zionist hair rays sure are working on me!