[MarineBrat]

...began growing his beard four months ago...

He grew that in 4 months? The guy's a hair machine!

Punchline to one of my favorite old jokes: "No, he KNOWS that he's Jesus. But he THINKS he's Jack Nicklaus."

[RonF]

The joke I heard ended “Oh, that’s God. He thinks he’s A.J. Foyt.”

[mountn man]

After 4 months, mines been trimmed twice and still that long.

[ThanhPhero]

One of the Vietnamese girls here had hair down to her thighs. She cut it off to almost a boy cut and a year later it was as long as it was before she cut it.