Alright, maybe the Presbyterians, but they have to be single malt, pre-trib, Presbyterians; no blended, mid-trib, post-trib or amills. They steal your libations and start endless fights.
Nor any preterist Presbyterians.
After all, the pre and the ter are both already in the name.
PREsbyTERians.
I might consider presbyteriist.