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Bill Maher: Priests Would OK Birth Control if Altar Boys Got Pregnant
LN ^ | Noel Sheppard

Posted on 02/13/2013 12:46:46 PM PST by Morgana

There clearly is no limit to Bill Maher’s depravity.

On TBS’s Conan Tuesday, the comedian beloved by the liberal media said that Catholic priests would use birth control if altar boys could get pregnant (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Not surprisingly during his discussion with Maher, host Conan O’Brien brought up the announcement earlier this week that the Pope was resigning.

What a marvelous topic for a man who in 2008 said the Pope “used to be a Nazi” and is the leader of a “child-abusing religious cult.”

As such, having been perfectly teed up by his host, Maher predictably had some disgraceful things to say about one of the world’s leading religious figures after which he said, “We found out earlier this year or last year in the primaries when the Republicans made contraception an issue that 98 percent of Catholics use birth control. Apparently, the only ones who don’t are the priests.”

After some laughter, Maher continued, “Oh they would if altar boys could get pregnant.”

This from a man who last week joked about Boy Scouts having oral sex.

Of course, besides the disgusting swipe at priests, Maher was – as he so often is – factually challenged concerning who made contraception an issue during the 2012 presidential campaign.

Like so many of his Obama-loving brethren in the media, Maher conveniently forgets that the whole controversy started when the President issued an edict last January concerning birth control coverage by employers.

Why would a shill like Maher – especially one that contributed a million dollars to Obama! – feel the need to tell the truth when it might interfere with his agenda?

Sadly, there’s a lot of that going around in the media today.

LifeNews.com Note: Noel Sheppard is an economist, business owner, and a featured writer at the American Thinker. He is also a contributing writer to the Free Market Project and a contributing editor for NewsBusters, a blog that focuses on media bias.


TOPICS: Catholic
KEYWORDS: billmaher; catholic; homosexualagenda
I really wish they'd shut up.
1 posted on 02/13/2013 12:47:00 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana
Evidently Bill is a homophobe.
2 posted on 02/13/2013 12:50:17 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Fear the government that fears your gun.)
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To: Morgana

Stunned.

Yes, stunned I am by the stupendous display of intellectual and comedic virtuosity displayed by Maher.

And all this while he has managed to have his head up both his smelly Obama and Obama’s smelly Obama at the same time.

I eagerly await a similar display of intellect and courage by making his next series of jokes about Mohammed’s little toy girls.


3 posted on 02/13/2013 12:51:07 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Morgana

I thought Bill was at least a huge proponent of homosexual behavior, if not a queer himself? What gives with the disgusting little maggot and his attack on homosexual priests that invaded the church?


4 posted on 02/13/2013 12:51:43 PM PST by Neoliberalnot (Marxism works well only with the uneducated and the unarmed.)
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To: Morgana
I has a ring of truth to it, that's why it's funny.

..flame away.

5 posted on 02/13/2013 12:52:19 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Morgana

Doesn’t this guy owe 5mil to a charity of Trump’s choice still?


6 posted on 02/13/2013 12:52:51 PM PST by Michael Barnes (Obamaa+ Downgrade)
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To: Morgana

What a jackass! I think he says these things just to get press which he would not get otherwise.

Is there anything sadder than a comedian who is no longer funny?


7 posted on 02/13/2013 12:55:27 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President.)
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To: Morgana

Gee, Noel. You weren’t even close.

Contraception was made an issue in the debates by the DPM (Dhimmicrat Propaganda Machine) and Stepphy Snuffelupagus.


8 posted on 02/13/2013 12:55:32 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (*Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Morgana
I really wish they'd shut up.

They won't. The depraved speak to the depraved. We live in a depraved culture.

But ...

We have freedom of speech.

And that helps us identify the idiots, and the creeps, and the perverts.

And, hey! The appropriately initialed Bill Maher is all three.

9 posted on 02/13/2013 12:56:04 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Morgana
More crap from this worthless piece of crap. He dispenses so much of the stuff, it's amazing -- and very, very sad -- that there's any of him left. Perhaps tomorrow he'll disappear...

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This ever classy, waste of otherwise valuable protoplasm and pathetic excuse for a life form is seen here whacked out on a large quantity of booze and/or exotic chemicals in his Halloween, 2007 STEVE IRWIN get-up! Bill Maher: Giving SCHMUCKS and MORONS a bad name for over 20 years!!

10 posted on 02/13/2013 12:56:04 PM PST by Dick Bachert ("Those who hammer their swords into plowshares will likely plow for those who do not." B.Franklin)
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To: Morgana

I would approve of abortion it it were sought by Maher’s expectant mother.


11 posted on 02/13/2013 12:59:15 PM PST by RoosterRedux (Get armed, practice in the use of your weapons, get physically fit, stay alert!)
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To: Morgana

And I might have been a supporter of abortion-—at least in his case.


12 posted on 02/13/2013 12:59:35 PM PST by mkmensinger
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To: Morgana

The media should ignore him. That’s why he makes these comments — for the free publicity — to increase his 15 minutes of fame (which expired years ago).


13 posted on 02/13/2013 1:03:04 PM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: Morgana

How many altar boys do you suppose Maher has tried to impregnate?


14 posted on 02/13/2013 1:04:59 PM PST by righttackle44 (Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
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To: Morgana

This odious jerk is in dire need of what the NYPD calls a ‘’wooden shampoo’’. That means getting whacked over the head with a billy club but good.


15 posted on 02/13/2013 1:08:11 PM PST by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: Morgana
Pls don't take my comment about the joke as any type of endorsement of Bill Maher.

He is the most disgusting,despicable person on the planet.

16 posted on 02/13/2013 1:10:22 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun
I has a ring of truth to it, that's why it's funny. ..flame away.
You might want to do a little introspection on why you find homosexual pedophilia as funny. Especially being excited about the truthfulness.

This is not a flame, just trying to help your community.

17 posted on 02/13/2013 1:11:16 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Morgana

Too bad Maher’s mother didnt go to a Planned Parenthood clinic when she was pregnant with this demon seed..something happened to Maher as a kid he despises women(probably because mommy abused him) what a poor excuse of a supposed human being he is


18 posted on 02/13/2013 1:11:16 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Morgana

Maher represents a cogent argument FOR abortion.


19 posted on 02/13/2013 1:11:16 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: righttackle44

I have always assumed that the appropriately initialed Bill Maher was a catcher.


20 posted on 02/13/2013 1:11:23 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Morgana

Sure and if more large black men entered the priesthood, Maher would become an altarboy.


21 posted on 02/13/2013 1:15:48 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Morgana

To bad this POS wasn’t sharing a cabin with Christopher Dorner yesterday.


22 posted on 02/13/2013 1:17:37 PM PST by greene66
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To: Morgana

To Maher, radical Islam and its hate-filled terrorism has no moral difference from regular religious worship, as he blends pictures of the attack on the World Trade center with a benediction by the Pope and Jews praying at the Wailing Wall at the very end of his movie “Religulous”.


23 posted on 02/13/2013 1:22:47 PM PST by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: Morgana

Maher get away with this crap because people—liberals and morons think he is funny.

They think he is joking when he blasphemes.

They laugh at this spawn of the devil.


24 posted on 02/13/2013 1:27:33 PM PST by Venturer
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To: TexasCajun

I agree it is one of his better ones


25 posted on 02/13/2013 1:30:36 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Don't know where you get "excited" from.

Homosexual pedophilia is not funny especially when practiced by Catholic Priests.

..they deserve the contempt, ridicule & jail time.

The joke is still funny.

But I get your point, the MSM & Liberals have a field day mocking Christians and especially Catholics and a good Freeper shouldn't laugh at their silly jokes, even if they are funny.

26 posted on 02/13/2013 1:37:31 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Mikey_1962

“Is there anything sadder than a comedian who is no longer funny?”

You mean Bill Maher was actually funny once? And no, I’m not talking about his looks.


27 posted on 02/13/2013 1:40:07 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: Morgana

I happened to see part of his interview last night on Conan.

Conan asked if Republicans learned anything from their loss in November and he laughed. He was ready to answer the question but it cut to a commercial.

Didn’t wait.

I guess if we were handing out free things to low information voters, and then voting for them, having illegal aliens vote, having Soros control some of the voting machines, having SEIU and unions bus in people, have dead people vote and then just have crooked county commissioners and poll workers fix and election, we will then win.

We propose an opportunity, not a guarantee. That’s why people are willing to settle for a free lower or lower middle class (if you have dependents) lifestyle for free vs. working and possibly still ending up in the same place.

The low hanging fruit voter is hard to eclipse with the War on Poverty hitting 50 next year.


28 posted on 02/13/2013 1:43:52 PM PST by wac3rd (Somewhere in Hell, Ted Kennedy snickers....)
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To: Morgana
Heartily concur, and perhaps FR, though not the planet, would be a better place if we all agreed to make it a Bill Maher-free website..IOW we ignore anything and everything he says..

You know, that's not such a bad idea, maybe we should extend that to Chris Matthews, Toure, and Krystal Ball

29 posted on 02/13/2013 2:14:57 PM PST by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
You might want to do a little introspection on why you find homosexual pedophilia as funny.

The homosexual pedophilia is not the funny thing - I think the poster thought that the the funny thing is the wilfull blindness concerning the fact that this crap has been happening for (your) God knows how long and there have been people (like you perhaps) who will defend it to protect 'the Church' no matter what.

30 posted on 02/13/2013 3:05:40 PM PST by ExpatCanuck
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To: ExpatCanuck

The poster has responded making clear he thinks it is a joke and that it is funny. So you are a day late and a dollar short.

However, your own mad contortions in finding something funny about the topic, while shooting yourself in the foot like a real dummy, is another sad display.

I for one have posted harsh treatment against the Catholic Church, even in the last day or two. I find nothing funny about it. It is unfortunate that in one sick way or another some FReepers do.

But you are a Canadian aren’t you?

That’s the only thing funny here, on Conservative American FRee Republic.


31 posted on 02/13/2013 4:40:24 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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