[grobdriver]

"Sexuality doesn't come up and isn't relative to typical scouting activities but now, thanks to Southern Baptists, the parents of little innocent scouts everywhere are having to have The Talk,"

That's so the little tykes will be able to recognize a sexual predator queer scout (or scout leader, once they beat that restriction back) when he comes to the tent (or is already IN the tent).

[jsanders2001]

> That’s so the little tykes will be able to recognize a sexual predator queer scout (or scout leader, once they beat that restriction back) when he comes to the tent (or is already IN the tent).

Or already has a tent of his own.

[SgtHooper]

Why not also tell them that if the scout master makes them angry, just yell “He touched me! He touched me!” and he’ll do anythinbg you want.