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Gobble tov! American Jews ready for Thanksgivukkah [Won'y happen again for 79,000 years!]
www.myfoxny.com ^ | Updated: Oct 07, 2013 12:14 PM CST | By LEANNE ITALIE

Posted on 10/07/2013 1:45:11 PM PDT by Red Badger

Edited on 10/07/2013 1:52:44 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

An extremely rare convergence this year of Thanksgiving and the start of Hanukkah has created a frenzy of Talmudic proportions.

There's the number crunching: The last time it happened was 1888, or at least the last time since Thanksgiving was declared a federal holiday by President Lincoln, and the next time may have Jews lighting their candles from spaceships 79,043 years from now, by one calculation.


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TOPICS: Current Events; General Discusssion; Judaism; Religion & Culture
KEYWORDS: hanukkah; judeochristian; thanksgiving

1 posted on 10/07/2013 1:45:11 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUCNAnp2QAI
2 posted on 10/07/2013 1:46:45 PM PDT by Yo-Yo
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To: Red Badger

“It’s pretty amazing to me that in this country we can have rich secular and rich religious celebrations”

Since when is Thanksgiving secular? Who exactly do they think we are giving thanks to?


3 posted on 10/07/2013 1:52:03 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

Since when is Thanksgiving secular? Who exactly do they think we are giving thanks to?

You asked................

4 posted on 10/07/2013 1:55:36 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Red Badger

Might have to stick our Hannukkah candles in our turkey this year!


5 posted on 10/07/2013 1:55:58 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

That’s okay, just make sure they’re kosher.................


6 posted on 10/07/2013 1:57:39 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Red Badger; editor-surveyor

When was Messiah conceived?


7 posted on 10/07/2013 1:58:10 PM PDT by Errant
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

A Jewish friend of mine said all Jewish holidays are the same theme:

They tried to kill us all. We won. Let’s eat!.................


8 posted on 10/07/2013 1:59:28 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Red Badger

I’ll be home for this one. Might miss the next one.


9 posted on 10/07/2013 1:59:48 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral)
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To: Errant

Which one?..................


10 posted on 10/07/2013 2:00:02 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: SkyDancer

Don’t be so sure.....................


11 posted on 10/07/2013 2:01:18 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Red Badger

Totally! :-D


12 posted on 10/07/2013 2:05:29 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Red Badger

On a side note. I just tried to got to Newsbusters.org and Google has relinked to Google.com


13 posted on 10/07/2013 2:06:48 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral)
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To: SkyDancer
Might miss the next one.

LOL

14 posted on 10/07/2013 2:08:27 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: editor-surveyor; Red Badger
It's what I thought...

Now working from the information about John's conception late in the third month, Sivan, and advancing six months, we arrive late in the 9th month of Kislev (Nov-Dec) for the time frame for the conception of Jesus. It is notable here that the first day of the Jewish festival of Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights, is celebrated on the 25th day of Kislev, and Jesus is called the light of the world (John 8:12, 9:5, 12:46). This does not appear to be a mere coincidence.

http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/sukkoth.htm

A VERY special Thanksgiving this year indeed! :)

15 posted on 10/07/2013 2:10:19 PM PDT by Errant
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To: Red Badger

Shortened to “Let’s eat” by the Baptists. For any reason at all.


16 posted on 10/07/2013 2:12:39 PM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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To: Red Badger

Your friend didn’t know Rosh Hashonna, Yom Kippur, Simchat Torah or T’ish Abab - just a few that come to mind that are not about victory over an enemy.


17 posted on 10/07/2013 2:13:12 PM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: kabumpo

I think he was just trying to be funny...............he was a very funny person..................


18 posted on 10/07/2013 2:21:40 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Red Badger

I guess you had to be there.


19 posted on 10/07/2013 2:43:03 PM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: Errant

Thanks for the ping, I was too busy teaching kindergarten on the other thread :o)


20 posted on 10/07/2013 3:08:35 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Boogieman

Thanksgiving is not a feast of Yehova, so yes, it is secular.


21 posted on 10/07/2013 3:10:32 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Errant

You know that you can look it up in your Chronological Gospels, don’t you?

December 22, 4 BC


22 posted on 10/07/2013 3:14:38 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Errant

That’s the last day of Chanukka.


23 posted on 10/07/2013 3:16:25 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Errant

Actually, by the Biblical correct calendar, Chanukka begins on the 29th of November.


24 posted on 10/07/2013 3:21:26 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Red Badger

“A Jewish friend of mine said all Jewish holidays are the same theme:

They tried to kill us all. We won. Let’s eat!.................


Now that’s funny! And True!

Too bad they voted in mass for a government which could easily kill them like socialists, communists, Marxists, Progressives love to do.


25 posted on 10/07/2013 3:22:49 PM PDT by Wurlitzer (Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam! 969)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

>> “Might have to stick our Hannukkah candles in our turkey this year!” <<

Then make sure that there’s no Swine fat in those candles! :o)


26 posted on 10/07/2013 3:23:50 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: editor-surveyor

Not every non-secular celebration is a feast of Yehova.


27 posted on 10/07/2013 3:27:22 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

If you’re not a muzzie.


28 posted on 10/07/2013 3:28:51 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Boogieman

It all depends on how you handle it. I thank my friends and family for making my life awesome.


29 posted on 10/07/2013 3:33:49 PM PDT by discostu (This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.)
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To: editor-surveyor

So, you think there are only 2 religions on the planet, Judaism and Islam?


30 posted on 10/07/2013 3:54:24 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

There are two ways on this planet: Yehova’s and the lost.

The latter is definitely the greater.


31 posted on 10/07/2013 4:02:58 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: editor-surveyor

You not believing in a religion doesn’t make its holidays “secular”.


32 posted on 10/07/2013 4:10:52 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

That which is created by man is by definition secular.

That which is not of Yehova is of the mind of man.


33 posted on 10/07/2013 4:15:31 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Red Badger

We will not need spaceships by then.


34 posted on 10/07/2013 4:27:49 PM PDT by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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To: editor-surveyor
That which is not of Yehova is of the mind of man.

Well said my FRiend!

Btw, thanks for correcting me on which day Hanukkah begins. I see you are correct as usual. It is on the 29th - NOT the 25th. I was confusing the 25th day of Kislev with the 25th day of November, Lol. Perhaps I need to attend your next kindergarten class too. ;)

35 posted on 10/07/2013 5:25:32 PM PDT by Errant
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To: editor-surveyor

Well, if you want to make up definitions, that’s fine. Just don’t expect anyone else to abide by them.


36 posted on 10/07/2013 8:25:22 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

Reality is there, whether you abide or not.


37 posted on 10/08/2013 8:15:30 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: editor-surveyor

Reality? I’m talking about words... they have definitions. You can look them up in things called “dictionaries”. They are not necessarily what you seem to think they are.


38 posted on 10/08/2013 9:10:03 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: editor-surveyor

This month, Hanukkah and Thanksgiving will overlap for a joint celebration that will never happen again. Here’s why.
Thanksgiving is the 4th Thursday in November. Hanukkah is the 25th day of the Jewish month of Kislev.
The 4th Thursday in November can range from the 22nd to the 28th. If the 29th is a Thursday, then so is the 1st, so the 29th would be the fifth Thursday, not the fourth. And if the 21st is a Thursday, then it’s only the third Thursday. On average, then, Thanksgiving falls on the 28th about every seven years. It will fall on the 28th this year, then again in 2019, 2024, 2030, and 2041, or four times in the next 28 years. (It’s not exactly every seven years because leap days throw things off a little.)
The Jewish month of Kislev can currently start as early as November 3 or as late as December 2, which means that the first day of Hanukkah can come as early as November 28 or as late as December 27.
The reason for the broad range of possible dates is that the Jewish calendar is lunar-solar. The months are based on the cycles of the moon. But the calendar changes the lengths of those months, and even how many months are in a year, to make sure that Passover always falls in the spring. This complex system — put in place by Rav Shmuel in the first half of the first millennium CE — ensures that the Jewish date and the secular date match up every 19 years. (By contrast, the Muslim calendar is purely lunar, which is why Ramadan can fall during any time of the solar year. The Christian religious calendar is almost entirely solar, but Easter falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox [around March 21], a calculation that involves the moon as well as the sun.)
Because of this Jewish 19-year cycle, 19 years from now, in the year 2032, Hanukkah will again fall on November 28. But Thanksgiving in that year falls three days earlier, on the 25th.
On average, we would expect the 19-year Jewish cycle and the 7-year Thanksgiving-on-November-28 cycle to coincide about every 19x7 years, which is to say, approximately every 133 years. And they sort of do.
One-hundred and fifty-two years ago, in 1861, the first day of Hanukkah and the 4th Thursday in November were both on November 28th. But there was no Thanksgiving back then.
In 152 years from now, in 2165, Thanksgiving falls on the 28th, and you’d expect Hanukkah also to fall on the 28th, but it doesn’t.
If you you’ve been paying attention (and if you haven’t given up yet), you may have noticed that I said “currently” when I explained when Kislev can begin. Remember Shmuel, who fixed the details of our current Jewish calendar in the first place? He, like everyone else back then, though that the year was 365.25 days long. This is why we have a usual year of 365 days, but every 4th year we add a leap day in February to make 366.
But Shmuel — again, like everyone else — was off by a little more than 11 minutes. The year is not quite 365.25 days long, but, rather, closer to only 365.2425 days, or about 11 minutes shorter than 365.25 days. For a long time no one noticed those 11 minutes. For a longer time no one cared. But by the time of Pope Gregory XIII in 1582, those 11 minutes per year — or about 3 days per 400 years — had added up to about ten days.
This meant that March 21, which had once been the approximate date of the spring equinox, was now 10 days later than the spring equinox. Or, conversely, the spring equinox fell on March 11. This was a problem for the Church, because the springtime holiday of Easter was shifting further and further away from spring.
Pope Gregory fixed the problem in two ways. First, he lopped off 10 days from the calendar. For Catholics, the day after Thursday, October 4, 1582 was Friday, October 15, 1582. Secondly, he eliminated 3 leap days every four hundred years. He decreed that years divisible by 4 would still be leap years, unless they were also divisible by 100 but not by 400. So 1600 would be a leap year (divisible by 100 and by 400), but 1700 would not (divisible by 100 and not by 400). This became known as the Gregorian calendar, and it gradually spread through the Christian world.
In 1752, the British empire adopted the Gregorian calendar, making the day after Wednesday, September 2, 1752 not the 3rd but rather the 14th. (An 11th day was necessary because 1700 was not a leap year in the Gregorian calendar.)
The Jews, of course, didn’t give a damn what Pope Gregory said. They kept using the Shmuelian calendar for their calculations. The Shmuelian calendar and the Gregorian calendar have been diverging at the rate of about 11 minutes a year, or 3 days every 400 years. Furthermore, the year 2100 will be a leap year in the Shmuelian calendar (because it’s divisible by 4) but not in the Gregorian calendar (because it’s divisible by 100 but not 400). So not long after the year 2100, the Jewish calendar and the secular calendar will diverge by an additional 1 day — though the details are even a little more nuanced, because Shmuel used a simplification of the final Jewish calendar.
This is why (remember the question from several paragraphs ago?) in the year 2165, when we’d expect Thanksgiving and Hanukkah to coincide again, Hanukkah will actually be one day later.
And that is why Thanksgiving and Hanukkah will never again coincide.
Well, almost never. If the Jews don’t ever abandon the calculations based on the Shmuelian calendar, Hanukkah will keep getting later and later — moving through winter, then into spring, summer, and finally back into fall — so that tens of thousands of years from now they will again coincide. But long before then the springtime holiday of Passover will have moved deep into summer, so be on the lookout for a memo with a calendar update in the next several thousand years.
And in the meantime, don’t miss this opportunity to enjoy an exceedingly rare confluence of celebrations.
Happy Hanukkah. And Happy Thanksgiving.


39 posted on 11/27/2013 6:55:45 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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To: TurboZamboni

Turbo, by the Biblical Aviv calendar, the 25th of Kislev, Chanukka, falls on November 29/30, not 27/28.

It is the old emergency calendar that would have it on Nov 27/28, but there is no longer valid use of that calendar since Jerusalem is now in free hands and the Sanhedrin is again lawful.

Biblical dates beat man’s every time. Forward!


40 posted on 11/27/2013 1:14:49 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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