[Ransomed]

I am a proud bacon Trad. SSSPP. That’s The Society of Smoked Salted Pork Purity for those moderns who think sticking two awesome things together automatically increases the worth of the combined result.

Freegards

[Tax-chick]

I was taught that you get extra points for self-denial, so if I want bacon, I have to give it to some spouse or offspring person.

I didn’t get to be this size by eating or anything.