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The Pope Francis Little Book of Insults
That The Bones You Have Crushed May Thrill ^ | 12/3/13 (updated 1/13/14) | Laurence England

Posted on 01/14/2014 8:11:57 PM PST by marshmallow

I've been commissioned to compile The Pope Francis Little Book of Insults. Have I missed any out?

It will hit the shelf at Christmas, for £6.99, but you get a 20% discount if you insult the cash till operator with any of the following insults. My favourite is "You querulous and disillusioned pessimist!" It should not be confused with The Pope Francis Little Book of Indults, which will be published in 2014, first in Germany and then then the rest of Europe.

"Old maid!"

"Fomenter of coprophagia!"

"Specialist of the Logos!"

"Rosary counter!"

"Functionary!"

Self-absorbed, Promethean neo-Pelagian!"

"Restorationist!"

"Pelagian!"

"Mr and Mrs Whiner!"

(Excerpt) Read more at thatthebonesyouhavecrushedmaythrill.blogspot.co.uk ...


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1 posted on 01/14/2014 8:11:57 PM PST by marshmallow
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To: marshmallow

“OBSESSED” defined as people who care for the unborn.


2 posted on 01/14/2014 8:44:29 PM PST by STJPII
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To: All; Gamecock; HarleyD
I've been commissioned to compile The Pope Francis Little Book of Insults. Have I missed any out?

My name is Alex Murphy, and I approve this thread.

3 posted on 01/14/2014 9:00:30 PM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Alex Murphy

You mean, your Imprimatur, after the nihil obstat and imprimi potest!


4 posted on 01/15/2014 7:00:28 AM PST by namvolunteer (Obama says the US is subservient to the UN and the Constitution does not apply. That is treason.)
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To: Alex Murphy

“I’ve been commissioned to compile The Pope Francis Little Book of Insults. Have I missed any out?

Who am I to Judge?


5 posted on 01/15/2014 2:19:09 PM PST by NKP_Vet ("Rather than love, than money, than fame, then give truth" ~ Henry David Thoreau)
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To: Alex Murphy; Gamecock

Hey, I wonder if I used a few of them here if the Catholic would mind that I was quoting the Pope. :O)


6 posted on 01/15/2014 4:37:36 PM PST by HarleyD (...one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved.)
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To: HarleyD

In the spirit of ecumenical dialogue? I can’t imagine why.


7 posted on 01/15/2014 5:26:39 PM PST by Gamecock (Celebrating 20,000 posts of dubious quality.)
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