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I, Gamecock, completed RICO and will become Catholic next week.
1 April 2014
| Gamecock
Posted on 04/01/2014 5:34:45 AM PDT by Gamecock
I...
After careful prayer and...
Sorry. Even though it is April Fools Day I just can't pull this off.
TOPICS: Eastern Religions; General Discusssion; Humor
KEYWORDS: catholicbasher; notfunny; unfunny
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:34:45 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Little truth and genuine desire in any joke.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:38:26 AM PDT
by
allendale
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:40:38 AM PDT
by
Revelation 911
(por que no musica?)
To: Gamecock
Being a calvinist is already funny enough.
To: Gamecock
Wow! Some jokes are really obscure...
To: Gamecock
Those completing “RICO” usually end up in jail for 20 years.
Joke = FAIL.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:51:54 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Gamecock
No question about it...you put the “Reformed” in the “Catholic” and give a whole new meaning to “TULIP”:
TOTALLY “Trent”
UNCONDITIONAL Fish Fridays
LENTEN Abstainer
IRRESISTIBLY Liturgical
PAPAL “Bull”
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:56:17 AM PDT
by
Towed_Jumper
(What does it mean to be declared "guilty" in a nation without the rule of law?)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:58:28 AM PDT
by
markomalley
(Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:58:39 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Gamecock
Joke is actually on YOU, since you reveal that you do not know the basics. RICO???? Bwhahahahaha!!
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posted on
04/01/2014 6:00:21 AM PDT
by
don-o
(He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
To: Gamecock; P-Marlowe; Kolokotronis
FWIW, Gamey, the Catholics are now and have been for generations better on the issue of LIFE than any evangelical, reformed, or protestant.
Likewise, they are now and have forever been better on male leadership and female giftedness.
So, the bottom line for me is this: except for the assumption and the immaculate conception, Catholicism is OK with me.
Orthodoxy is OK+
I will remain, though, unfettered, because they allow freedom....sometimes too much freedom I might add.
Also, unfettered is better able to respond to true unity if it ever breaks out someplace.
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posted on
04/01/2014 6:00:29 AM PDT
by
xzins
( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
To: Gamecock
How do you like your stake done?
To: markomalley
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posted on
04/01/2014 6:06:07 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(If the cross is not foolishness to the lost world then we have misrepresented the cross." S.L.)
To: escapefromboston
I have been a Calvinist for years.
To: Gamecock
Be careful of the priests who insist the altar boys include little paper umbrellas in the sacramental wine chalice...
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posted on
04/01/2014 6:09:38 AM PDT
by
Exeter
(A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/01/2014 6:09:57 AM PDT
by
Errant
(Surround yourself with intelligent and industrious people who help and support each other.)
To: Gamecock
lol,,RICO? I was doing a double-take there!
I am guessing it’s a twist in RCIA?
Good one.
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/01/2014 6:27:18 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/01/2014 6:30:49 AM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: Gamecock
Oh yeah, well I decided to apply for SPECTRE (James Bond villians) and my voter registration card came back pre-filled out with the Democrook party marked!
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posted on
04/01/2014 7:22:00 AM PDT
by
JSDude1
(Defeat Hagan, elect a Constutional Conservative: Dr. Greg Brannon!)
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