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Should The Episcopal Church Now Embrace Threesomes?
Virtue Online ^ | 4-24-14 | David W. Virtue

Posted on 04/28/2014 5:55:50 AM PDT by ReformationFan

Here comes the bride. And another one. And another one! Meet world's first married lesbian THREESOME . . . and they're expecting a baby in July. Doll, Kitten and Brynn, all from Massachusetts, married last August. Kitten is expecting a daughter in July.

The world's only "married" lesbian threesome are expecting their first child. Kitten, 27, is pregnant after undergoing IVF treatment using an anonymous sperm donor. The trio eventually plans to have three children - one for each of them, according to news reports.

Apparently, there is a word for this: throuple.

When asked what the benefits are to having three people in a marriage, one of the ladies notes that chores are much easier when distributed among three people. Good point. She went on to say, “poly-fidelity is not something seedy…. it can be a perfectly acceptable choice of life and love.”

The obvious question for the Western Anglican Church is, since blessing same sex married couples is now de rigueur, what possible reason could our trendy bishops have for not blessing - for excluding - committed poly-monogamous threesomes? After all, Jesus said absolutely nothing about poly-fidelity.

The so-called "throuple" worked with a specialist family lawyer who drew up the paperwork and drafted the ceremony so that all three of them are obligated and bound to each other.

While Brynn and Kitten are legally married, Doll is handfasted to both so the threesome are as equally married to each other as legally possible.

One wonders if the Episcopal Church will develop a liturgy for threesomes. Heavens! Why stop at just gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgendered when there is now a whole new level of poly-fidelity as yet liturgically unexplored? Of course to do so, would confirm that TEC is the church for absolutely all people, loved by a God who clearly endorses threesomes which means all that is left is a Rite to go with it all.

There was no word from lesbian Episcopal Seminary Dean Katherine Ragsdale nor her partner, the Rev. Mally Lloyd, as to what they thought of this new sexual arrangement. Ms. Ragsdale is the president of Episcopal Divinity School in Cambridge, Mass. a loyal Episcopal pansexualist.


TOPICS: Current Events; Mainline Protestant; Moral Issues; Religion & Culture
KEYWORDS: davidwvirtue; episcopagan; episcopal; homosexualagenda; lesbian; lesbianpolygamy; lesbonaziagenda; moralabsolutes; polygamy; sin; throuple
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To: albie

Given the way the Episcopal Church has acted/performed for the past two or three decades, the headline is absolutely appropriate. Gay Bishop Robinson and Gay Seminary Dean Ragsdale should be speaking out now on various and sundry forms of “love” and “marriage,” including “throuples.”


41 posted on 04/28/2014 7:41:53 AM PDT by EDINVA
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To: ReformationFan

For all intents and purposes, the liberal Episcopal church (as well as the CofE) is not only no longer Anglican, it barely passes muster as Christian, but only because they have not yet voted on whether God exists, which in their “wisdom” they would probably find against.

Seriously, from the moment the Archbishop of Canterbury became a Druid High Priest, he ceased being Christian.

Likewise, with the appointment of the practicing sodomite Gene Robinson as a bishop, the Episcopal Church, USA, left the realm of Judeo-Christianity and became just another snake cult, like the other trendy schismatic faiths in the US.


42 posted on 04/28/2014 7:44:52 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (WoT News: Rantburg.com)
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To: ReformationFan

Why don’t they go all in and embrace the DEVIL?

After all if the scriptures treat the HOMO’s unfairly, stands to reason of humanist thinking the devil is treated unfairly to.


43 posted on 04/28/2014 7:46:03 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Hubris seems the more appropriate word

I would Imagine replacing the word Pride with HUBRIS in all the instances where appropriate might stir up quite a storm


44 posted on 04/28/2014 7:55:24 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: ReformationFan

Why shouldn’t they recognize them? They recognize other forms of depravity.


45 posted on 04/28/2014 7:59:00 AM PDT by afsnco
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To: ReformationFan

Liberals won’t stop at this. It is not about homo’s or marriage. It is about destroying traditions and attacking religions to gain more power. They will keep going because their work is not finished yet.


46 posted on 04/28/2014 8:32:27 AM PDT by plain talk
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To: GeronL; HiTech RedNeck

Ping.


47 posted on 04/28/2014 8:51:22 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

why would it stop at 3?


48 posted on 04/28/2014 9:42:10 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: EDINVA

poly-fidelity?

means NO fidelity


49 posted on 04/28/2014 9:43:26 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: GeronL

Eventually, It WILL be a village raising children because they’ll be married to one another...


50 posted on 04/28/2014 9:52:16 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

grotesque


51 posted on 04/28/2014 3:21:33 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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