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Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On (Catholic) Church Lawn
The Smoking Gun ^ | May 6, 2014

Posted on 05/06/2014 5:35:55 PM PDT by NYer

Edited on 05/06/2014 7:08:38 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

MAY 6--Attendees at a wedding Saturday were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn, Utah cops report.

A Salt Lake City Police Department cop was summoned to Sacred Heart Catholic Church around 6 PM by a wedding guest who “ran into

the road to stop” a passing police cruiser being driven by Officer Rich Stone.

Stone then approached Sandra Kruser and Wilson Benally, who were laying on the church lawn. “I walked over to the couple and I physically saw the sex act,” Stone reported. Specifically, the cop noted, [snip]

The Kruser-Benally tryst was viewed by, among others, “four children in the wedding party,” according to a police report.

When Stone confronted the couple, they initially ignored orders to stop having sex. Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.

Seen in the above mug shots, Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness and public intoxication. Benally was also charged with criminal trespass. Kruser and Benally remain locked up in the Salt Lake County jail, where Kruser is being held in lieu of $2093 bond, while Benally will have to post $2313 to secure his release.  

Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions. (2 pages)


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1 posted on 05/06/2014 5:35:55 PM PDT by NYer
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To: Tax-chick; GregB; Berlin_Freeper; SumProVita; narses; bboop; SevenofNine; Ronaldus Magnus; tiki; ...

Speechless, ping!


2 posted on 05/06/2014 5:36:24 PM PDT by NYer ("You are a puff of smoke that appears briefly and then disappears." James 4:14)
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To: NYer

Ahh, come on - Young Love will not be denied.


3 posted on 05/06/2014 5:38:25 PM PDT by Sioux-san
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To: NYer
Can you even IMAGINE if this happened at a family member's wedding of yours ? !
4 posted on 05/06/2014 5:40:10 PM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: NYer
"a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn"

Am I a terrible person to receive this news and to have mixed feelings?

5 posted on 05/06/2014 5:41:08 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: NYer

Good lord....that’s what pickups are for

In a graveyard... if you must


6 posted on 05/06/2014 5:42:41 PM PDT by wardaddy (we will not take back our way of life through peaceful means.....i have 5 kids....i fear for them)
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To: NYer
OK.

Having now read beyond the headline I'll admit it is a little creepy.

7 posted on 05/06/2014 5:42:48 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: NYer
My second comment - That must have been some STRONG alcohol !
8 posted on 05/06/2014 5:43:24 PM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: wardaddy
Dude!

Graveyards are the best!

9 posted on 05/06/2014 5:43:29 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: NYer
"Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone."

I don't think we pay cops nearly enough.

10 posted on 05/06/2014 5:45:46 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: NYer

As long as it was missionary style but having had a look at them looks like doggy style get the garden hose !!!!


11 posted on 05/06/2014 5:46:58 PM PDT by al baby (Hi MomÂ…)
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To: NYer

ActS plural?


12 posted on 05/06/2014 5:47:00 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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A hose would have been useful


14 posted on 05/06/2014 5:48:20 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: NYer
When Stone confronted the couple, they initially ignored orders to stop having sex. Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.

Wow. Guess it'd been a while?

Good GRIEF!

15 posted on 05/06/2014 5:49:16 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: NYer
Probably would be a better story for the old folk's home if they could say it took two cops to pry them apart.

And maybe some bear repellant.

16 posted on 05/06/2014 5:49:17 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions.

Real go getters.

17 posted on 05/06/2014 5:50:12 PM PDT by Lee N. Field ("He will swallow up death forever")
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To: NYer

Okay, I looked at the pictures, and now the mental images are seared, SEARED, I tell you, in my brain. Damn you.


18 posted on 05/06/2014 5:51:14 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: Lee N. Field

Well, they are obviously guilty.


19 posted on 05/06/2014 5:52:33 PM PDT by Gamecock (The covenant is a stunning blend of law and love. (TK))
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To: NYer

“I physically saw the sex act”

lolwut?


20 posted on 05/06/2014 5:55:27 PM PDT by TheZMan (Buy more ammo.)
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To: NYer

Get a Hook-Up truck like in San Francisco.


21 posted on 05/06/2014 5:56:44 PM PDT by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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To: builder

I could drink Canada Dry and it wouldn’t be enough to hit ...shudder...that.


22 posted on 05/06/2014 5:56:59 PM PDT by 22202NOVA (Young Frankenstein...best movie of all time.)
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To: NYer
So wrong in so many ways. Let me name a few:

1. Doing that on a church lawn? When they’re having a wedding? And you weren’t even at the reception, you just randomly decided to stagger up, collapse and do that? Really?

2. My eyes are burning. And by “burning”, I mean “smoking, bubbling, melting and running down my face”.

3. And my nose, ears, throat and sinuses are feeling blistered as well, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

4. “...and it was at that point that we realized our lives had become completely unmanageable.”

Really, that they don’t want to be like these two was a good lesson, and one those kids would eventually need to learn, but probably preferably* not there, then and in that way.

*(by their parents, the other wedding guests, the cops, and last but not least undoubtedly the kids themselves)

24 posted on 05/06/2014 5:57:55 PM PDT by RichInOC (...your newest purveyor of wit, laughter and the Popish creed.)
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To: NYer

Must be Spring.


25 posted on 05/06/2014 5:57:59 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: NYer

I’d hit it.


26 posted on 05/06/2014 5:59:18 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: NYer

EEWWWWWWWW!!!


27 posted on 05/06/2014 6:07:18 PM PDT by Tonytitan
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To: Lazamataz

Which one?


28 posted on 05/06/2014 6:07:49 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: NYer

Yeah, the church lawn in broad daylight is pushing the envelope.


29 posted on 05/06/2014 6:07:53 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good)
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To: NYer
Benally was also charged with criminal trespass.

Apparently she had a lock on it.

Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness...

Oh, yeah, it was gross, for damn sure.

30 posted on 05/06/2014 6:09:20 PM PDT by Snake Skin Sonny
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To: Lazamataz
I’d hit it.

Aww...c'mon...fer real?

Ewww!

I believe you've hit bottom, Laz.

31 posted on 05/06/2014 6:12:50 PM PDT by Snake Skin Sonny
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To: NYer

Bukowski-esque.


32 posted on 05/06/2014 6:14:34 PM PDT by Third Person
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To: billorites

“The grave’s a fine and private place,
But few, I think, do there embrace....”


33 posted on 05/06/2014 6:19:02 PM PDT by proxy_user
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To: NYer

Aw come on! Who hasn’t done that?


34 posted on 05/06/2014 6:22:02 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
Which one?

Yes.

35 posted on 05/06/2014 6:22:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Snake Skin Sonny

Come on now! She’s a fetching beauty, that one!


36 posted on 05/06/2014 6:23:03 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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Oh man, they hadn’t even gotten to the good part yet.. She’s Toofless!!!


38 posted on 05/06/2014 6:26:33 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing
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To: exit82

Outdoor sex season has traditionally opened on May 1.


39 posted on 05/06/2014 6:30:28 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: proxy_user

One of my favorite poems...

Of course, that’s without these two disasters in mind...


40 posted on 05/06/2014 6:33:42 PM PDT by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: NYer

“...who were laying on the church lawn...”

Sometimes wrong grammar comes out right.


41 posted on 05/06/2014 6:45:52 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: billorites; wardaddy
Graveyards are the best!

Golf courses are better.

42 posted on 05/06/2014 6:47:33 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("The commenters are plenty but the thinkers are few." -- Walid Shoebat)
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To: al baby
As long as it was missionary style but ...

I see you didn't read the article.

43 posted on 05/06/2014 6:48:27 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("The commenters are plenty but the thinkers are few." -- Walid Shoebat)
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To: NYer

Let’s see them do that on the lawn of a mosque.

Hint 1: the cops wouldn’t be called.

Hint 2: the coroner would.

Hint 3: sometimes the medieval approach is the best.


44 posted on 05/06/2014 6:49:19 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Lazamataz
I’d hit it.

O.M.G.!

45 posted on 05/06/2014 6:50:07 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("The commenters are plenty but the thinkers are few." -- Walid Shoebat)
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To: billorites

Why not go for the 2:1 tazer shot ?


46 posted on 05/06/2014 6:50:43 PM PDT by wonkowasright (Wonko from outside the asylum)
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To: Albion Wilde

LOL :)


47 posted on 05/06/2014 6:52:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: NYer

Yikes! I’m guessing Boones Farm strawberry wine was involved.


49 posted on 05/06/2014 7:49:36 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Lazamataz

It would have to be with a projectile of some sort. You couldn’t get close enough to use anything else. Plus, your eyes would burn out. You wouldn’t want that . . .


50 posted on 05/06/2014 7:58:43 PM PDT by pilipo (GOP=Gutless Old Party)
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