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Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On (Catholic) Church Lawn
The Smoking Gun ^ | May 6, 2014

Posted on 05/06/2014 5:35:55 PM PDT by NYer

Edited on 05/06/2014 7:08:38 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: NYer

Get a Hook-Up truck like in San Francisco.


21 posted on 05/06/2014 5:56:44 PM PDT by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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To: builder

I could drink Canada Dry and it wouldn’t be enough to hit ...shudder...that.


22 posted on 05/06/2014 5:56:59 PM PDT by 22202NOVA (Young Frankenstein...best movie of all time.)
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To: NYer
So wrong in so many ways. Let me name a few:

1. Doing that on a church lawn? When they’re having a wedding? And you weren’t even at the reception, you just randomly decided to stagger up, collapse and do that? Really?

2. My eyes are burning. And by “burning”, I mean “smoking, bubbling, melting and running down my face”.

3. And my nose, ears, throat and sinuses are feeling blistered as well, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

4. “...and it was at that point that we realized our lives had become completely unmanageable.”

Really, that they don’t want to be like these two was a good lesson, and one those kids would eventually need to learn, but probably preferably* not there, then and in that way.

*(by their parents, the other wedding guests, the cops, and last but not least undoubtedly the kids themselves)

24 posted on 05/06/2014 5:57:55 PM PDT by RichInOC (...your newest purveyor of wit, laughter and the Popish creed.)
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To: NYer

Must be Spring.


25 posted on 05/06/2014 5:57:59 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: NYer

I’d hit it.


26 posted on 05/06/2014 5:59:18 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: NYer

EEWWWWWWWW!!!


27 posted on 05/06/2014 6:07:18 PM PDT by Tonytitan
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To: Lazamataz

Which one?


28 posted on 05/06/2014 6:07:49 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: NYer

Yeah, the church lawn in broad daylight is pushing the envelope.


29 posted on 05/06/2014 6:07:53 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good)
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To: NYer
Benally was also charged with criminal trespass.

Apparently she had a lock on it.

Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness...

Oh, yeah, it was gross, for damn sure.

30 posted on 05/06/2014 6:09:20 PM PDT by Snake Skin Sonny
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To: Lazamataz
I’d hit it.

Aww...c'mon...fer real?

Ewww!

I believe you've hit bottom, Laz.

31 posted on 05/06/2014 6:12:50 PM PDT by Snake Skin Sonny
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To: NYer

Bukowski-esque.


32 posted on 05/06/2014 6:14:34 PM PDT by Third Person
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To: billorites

“The grave’s a fine and private place,
But few, I think, do there embrace....”


33 posted on 05/06/2014 6:19:02 PM PDT by proxy_user
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To: NYer

Aw come on! Who hasn’t done that?


34 posted on 05/06/2014 6:22:02 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
Which one?

Yes.

35 posted on 05/06/2014 6:22:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Snake Skin Sonny

Come on now! She’s a fetching beauty, that one!


36 posted on 05/06/2014 6:23:03 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: NYer

Oh man, they hadn’t even gotten to the good part yet.. She’s Toofless!!!


38 posted on 05/06/2014 6:26:33 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing
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To: exit82

Outdoor sex season has traditionally opened on May 1.


39 posted on 05/06/2014 6:30:28 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: proxy_user

One of my favorite poems...

Of course, that’s without these two disasters in mind...


40 posted on 05/06/2014 6:33:42 PM PDT by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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