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Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On (Catholic) Church Lawn
The Smoking Gun ^
| May 6, 2014
Posted on 05/06/2014 5:35:55 PM PDT by NYer
Edited on 05/06/2014 7:08:38 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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To: NYer
Get a Hook-Up truck like in San Francisco.
To: builder
I could drink Canada Dry and it wouldn’t be enough to hit ...shudder...that.
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posted on
05/06/2014 5:56:59 PM PDT
by
22202NOVA
(Young Frankenstein...best movie of all time.)
Comment #23 Removed by Moderator
To: NYer
So wrong in so many ways. Let me name a few:
1. Doing that on a church lawn? When they’re having a wedding? And you weren’t even at the reception, you just randomly decided to stagger up, collapse and do that? Really?
2. My eyes are burning. And by “burning”, I mean “smoking, bubbling, melting and running down my face”.
3. And my nose, ears, throat and sinuses are feeling blistered as well, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
4. ...and it was at that point that we realized our lives had become completely unmanageable.
Really, that they don’t want to be like these two was a good lesson, and one those kids would eventually need to learn, but probably preferably* not there, then and in that way.
*(by their parents, the other wedding guests, the cops, and last but not least undoubtedly the kids themselves)
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posted on
05/06/2014 5:57:55 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(...your newest purveyor of wit, laughter and the Popish creed.)
To: NYer
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posted on
05/06/2014 5:57:59 PM PDT
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: NYer
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posted on
05/06/2014 5:59:18 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: NYer
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
05/06/2014 6:07:49 PM PDT
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: NYer
Yeah, the church lawn in broad daylight is pushing the envelope.
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posted on
05/06/2014 6:07:53 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good)
To: NYer
Benally was also charged with criminal trespass.Apparently she had a lock on it.
Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness...
Oh, yeah, it was gross, for damn sure.
To: Lazamataz
Id hit it.Aww...c'mon...fer real?
Ewww!
I believe you've hit bottom, Laz.
To: NYer
To: billorites
“The grave’s a fine and private place,
But few, I think, do there embrace....”
To: NYer
Aw come on! Who hasn’t done that?
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posted on
05/06/2014 6:22:02 PM PDT
by
Nachum
(Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
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posted on
05/06/2014 6:22:33 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Snake Skin Sonny
Come on now! She’s a fetching beauty, that one!
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posted on
05/06/2014 6:23:03 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
Comment #37 Removed by Moderator
To: NYer
Oh man, they hadn’t even gotten to the good part yet.. She’s Toofless!!!
To: exit82
Outdoor sex season has traditionally opened on May 1.
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posted on
05/06/2014 6:30:28 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: proxy_user
One of my favorite poems...
Of course, that’s without these two disasters in mind...
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posted on
05/06/2014 6:33:42 PM PDT
by
Aria
( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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