Your answer is a non sequitur.
And “prots” - stay classy.
Ahhh, a “protestant” using Holy Mother Catholic Churches language of Latin.
Except it is not a non sequitor. Trust me, there are lots of Protestants who use Orthodox views and oppose them against Catholic doctrines, whereas those 2 Churches are not that different. If there is, by God’s grace, a full restoration of full communion between Rome and the Orthodox, it is not a fallacy or illogical answer to assert that indeed some protestant head will “allegorically explode” Yours will not perhaps, but many will.