Posted on 07/11/2019 9:50:43 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
Police in Guthrie, Oklahoma say they found a rattlesnake, a canister of radioactive powdered uranium and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey during a traffic stop of a vehicle that had been reported stolen.
The traffic stop happened June 26 in Guthrie, about 30 miles (45 kilometers) north of Oklahoma City. Guthrie police Sgt. Anthony Gibbs told Oklahoma City TV station KFOR that police don't know why the uranium was in the vehicle or how it was obtained, though uranium ore can be bought on Amazon.
Gibbs says police also found a gun in the console and a terrarium in the backseat containing a pet Timber rattlesnake.
Gibbs says the driver, Stephen Jennings, was charged with possession of a stolen vehicle, transporting an open container of liquor and driving with a suspended license.
Jennings remains jailed in Logan County.
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Dang, somebody always beats me with the good stuff!
Trying to breed a two headed snake by getting him drunk
LOL
On “Live PD” a policeman went to investigate a complaint about a vagrant in a parking lot.
The cop searched the vagrant’s backpack, found a large cucumber, pornography and a Natty Daddy. The cop shook his head, told the vagrant to move along.
Goode Olde Stephens Jennings wins the Annual Reward of the
“Goode Olde Boyz USA” title!
Shot, chaser. Just a day in the life for FL man.
Headline of the month!
Prior to arrest he was heard to say, "hold my beer and watch this S-it!"
America is great again.
So did the guy steal from someone who left their snake, uranium, and whiskey in the car? Or did he bring his own snake, uranium, and whiskey along for the ride?
The uranium was yellow cake. It was a small quantity. And oddly enough...possession thereof isn’t illegal. The rattlesnake was executed by the authorities. The couple remain jailed. No real explanation for the possession of either the yellowcake or the snake. But there has to be a good country & western song in there somewhere.
One heck of mixed drink to power you up. Whiskey, uranium, and snake blood. WUS cocktail.
Sounds like good fodder for a new country western song: stolen truck, rattlesnake, whiskey and uranium!
Or a George Thorogood song
I have a few rattlesnake rattles from my trips with my buddies to camp on the South Dakota prairie to shoot prairie dogs, eat Dinty Moore stew and drink beer. On vacations I would tie a rattlesnake rattle to the mirror on my van and put note in the window that I was not responsible for rattlesnake bites. Van was never touched.
"Shoot, a fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
- Major T.J. “King” Kong (Slim Pickens), Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Regards,
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