ROTFLMAO!!!
I think I just hurt myself.
I saw this stand up comedian in Houston do an impersonation of Shultz negotiating with the Soviets. He clenched his fists and said, "put 'em up . . . I'll fight you with one hand behind my back . . . I'll fight you on one foot . . . put 'em up!"
I laughed so hard I DID hurt myself.