Canada rolls out red carpet for Mexican strippers

AFP/Yahoo ^

[martin_fierro]

Canada rolls out red carpet for Mexican strippers

MEXICO CITY (AFP) - Mexico's hottest new export, it seems, is strippers who are in such demand in Canada that the authorities has offered temporary work visas to female dancers with documented experience taking it all off.

More than 100 Mexican dancers have obtained Canadian work visas in the past five years, making Mexico the number-two exporter of dancers to Canada after Romania, according to data published by the newspaper Reforma.

"To grant the visas (valid up to six months), the Canadian embassy in Mexico as in other cities worldwide looks at the photos of the candidates, their resumes and finds out if they have the necessary experience," the paper reported.

[martin_fierro]

TexMex: When Mexican music gets exported to Texas

SexMex: When Mexican strippers do the stripping that Canadians won't

[martin_fierro]

Countdown to Chat.

[steplock]

I begin to wonder when the govt gets involved with the SEX industry....

I mean encourage the sex industry - all of them are involved!

[Feiny]

Did their donkeys gets visas too?

[johniegrad]

This must qualify for that new dirty old man bump list.

[Moleman]

Not that I visit these clubs frequesntly I do like the look and act of the Mexican stripper. Even more fun if your in Mexico :-))

[martin_fierro]

Yeah, and I read RicoTipo for the articles.

[martin_fierro]

Ohhh...let's not go there.

[RichInOC]

Brrrrrrrrrrrr...ayiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!!!

[brownsfan]

This is absolutely terrible, I'm disgusted.

Now where exactly did you say they're going? And how much is a lap dance? ;)

[jimbo123]

LOL!!!

[Feiny]

Do they cover their tacos?

[captaindude2]

are canadian women really that classy that they wont strip (or so unattaractive that no one would pay to see them)???
The good thing about strippers in canada is that you dont have to give them dollars (they dont have paper dollar bills up there)

[dennisw]

Gimme my Selma Hyak. Stripping from "Dusk 'Till Dawn". Just doing the stripping Canadians are too lazy, too fugly to do.

[danneskjold]

[DoughtyOne]

I don't know, but it looks like Canada is going for the whole Enchilada.

[Feiny]

Except she is not Mexican. This is not so attractive:

[NJ_gent]

That's disgustingly hilarious. :-)

[Owl_Eagle]

Mexico's hottest new export, it seems, is strippers who are in such demand in Canada that the authorities has offered temporary work visas to female dancers with documented experience taking it all off.

Canada, take a lesson from the learned, "Mexican Stripper" sounds great in theory, however in practice, it's wonderful just until you discover her penis.

Owl_Eagle
" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"

[headsonpikes]

The good thing about strippers in Canada is that you don't have to give them dollars...

That's right - our smallest bill is a $5!

So, dude, you get to be a big spender when you tuck a bill in her g-string. ;^)

[Lee Heggy]

'second to Romania'?

So that's where they come from...I thought some of those girls looked a bit sasquachish.

[Constitution Day]

LMAO at your tagline.

[Feiny]

This looks difficult to remove....not that I'd want her too!

[LiteKeeper]

bump

[dennisw]

Except she is not Mexican. This is not so attractive........

Salma is most assuredly Mexican and that's her doing Freida Kalho or whathave you, who was a twisted (literally) genius who did produce *some* nice art. Aside from most of her painful art.

[dennisw]

Senorita Vampirella.

[Feiny]

Tagline courtesy of Morris Day & the Time.

[mlbford2]

~~Do they cover their tacos?~~

tuna taco smothered in thong sauce with extra cheese.

[bankwalker]

So, dude, you get to be a big spender when you tuck a bill in her g-string.

Where do you put the loonies?

[Feiny]

I thought Salma Hayek was middle eastern....my mistake.

[mikrofon]

If I see any reference to coin slots in this thread, I'm gonna hit the abuse button!

(OOPS)

[GMMAC]

Perhaps stripping's a cover story?
With with it's popularity at a decade low under Martin, maybe the Liberal Party suddenly finds itself short of whores?

[Feiny]

I just googled & found out Salma is an Arabic name....Her father is Lebanese.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Mapleleaf Blowers

[mlbford2]

Here in Houston (strip club capitol)there are a ton of Mexican strippers. My unemployed liberal friend(of 2yrs & amd blames Bush for it) went to a strip club last month and got a lap dance with happy ending. Of course my conservative friend he went with payed for it.

[Pyro7480]

I know Salma is at least partially of Lebanese descent. Lebanese Christians have emigrated to all three countries in North America. In fact, there is a woman at the local Maronite church whose name is Salma.

[dennisw]

Her (Salma Hyak) mom or dad has Lebanese heritage. Latin America has a long history of Christian Arab immigration. Same for Gloria Estefan.

[bankwalker]

Her father is Lebanese.

In a man's body?

[dennisw]

Exactly. I agree with you in my previous post about Christan Arab immigration to "the Americas"

[danneskjold]

IMDB

Salma was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico

[Constitution Day]

I remember it.

[Feiny]

That took me a minute....darned funny.

~Liz Beeanne

[Xenalyte]

I'm more surprised about the Romania part. That's a LONG way to go to disrobe.

[evets]

[dennisw]

Lebanese Christians........ BTW this term can be vague and generic when it comes to immigration here. They may have immigrated from Syria, Lebanon, "Palestine", Iraq 100 years ago but call themselves Lebanese. Not much nations and national borders back then in the Mideast

[headsonpikes]

where do you put the loonies?

The best place is in your mouth. ;^)

SLAP!(ouch!)

[martin_fierro]

Yeah, we wouldn't want to stereotype them or anything.

[BJClinton]

RPR naterial?

[Pyro7480]

Ok, more specifically, Maronite Catholics....