Posted on 09/24/2004 3:53:02 PM PDT by BubbaJunebug
Subject: What alligators eat
Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids ... I just don't get it."
"Well, " said the big 'gator, "what you been eatin' boy?"
"Democrats, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em?"
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by Boudreaux's."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus SUV's and waits fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shake the crap out of 'em, and eats 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a Democrat, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."
good one.
That's perfect! I have to tell everyone I know, especially the dims!
I question the timing on this joke.
Don't get what you mean by timing?
What did Bush know and when did he know it?
He's being sarcastic. Dems "question the timing" of any incident that makes them look bad at election time.
True.
It saddens me as well. I'm deeply saddened. Saddened. Deeply.
I question your questioning....
LOL...I question my question....and I'm not drunk yet....this is hugh and series!!!!
I agree, quite series indeed.
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