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What Alligators Eat
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Posted on 09/24/2004 3:53:02 PM PDT by BubbaJunebug

Subject: What alligators eat

Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids ... I just don't get it."

"Well, " said the big 'gator, "what you been eatin' boy?"

"Democrats, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em?"

"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by Boudreaux's."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus SUV's and waits fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shake the crap out of 'em, and eats 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a Democrat, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: democrat

1 posted on 09/24/2004 3:53:02 PM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: BubbaJunebug

good one.


2 posted on 09/24/2004 3:54:14 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (At CBS - "We don't just report news - we make it - up.")
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To: BubbaJunebug

That's perfect! I have to tell everyone I know, especially the dims!


3 posted on 09/24/2004 3:54:33 PM PDT by Uncle Vlad
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To: BubbaJunebug

I question the timing on this joke.


4 posted on 09/24/2004 3:56:19 PM PDT by Honor above all (I'm only here to help.)
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To: Honor above all

Don't get what you mean by timing?


5 posted on 09/24/2004 4:00:39 PM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: Honor above all
I question the timing on this joke.

What did Bush know and when did he know it?

6 posted on 09/24/2004 4:02:06 PM PDT by sc2_ct (This is the way the world ends... not with a bang but a whimper)
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To: BubbaJunebug

He's being sarcastic. Dems "question the timing" of any incident that makes them look bad at election time.


7 posted on 09/24/2004 4:03:27 PM PDT by ladylib
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To: BubbaJunebug

True.


8 posted on 09/24/2004 4:04:56 PM PDT by Fast1 (Kerry for an Islamic America..)
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To: ladylib

It saddens me as well. I'm deeply saddened. Saddened. Deeply.


9 posted on 09/24/2004 4:06:04 PM PDT by koolaidsmile ("Too weird to live, Too rare to die.")
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To: BubbaJunebug
What?????? Democrats driving environmentally unfriendly gas guzzling SUV's?
10 posted on 09/24/2004 4:11:48 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (39 more days.....to the end of the madness! (I hope))
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To: BubbaJunebug
This attack is unprecedented. Just another example of the Republican attack machine in hight gear.
11 posted on 09/24/2004 4:13:11 PM PDT by Jaysun (Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either.)
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To: BubbaJunebug

I question your questioning....


12 posted on 09/24/2004 4:13:38 PM PDT by Honor above all (I'm only here to help.)
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To: Honor above all

LOL...I question my question....and I'm not drunk yet....this is hugh and series!!!!


13 posted on 09/24/2004 4:57:10 PM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: BubbaJunebug

I agree, quite series indeed.


14 posted on 09/24/2004 5:16:11 PM PDT by Honor above all (I'm only here to help.)
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