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Sweden Legalizes Looking Up Ladies Skirts
Weekly World News ^ | 6/29/05 | Mark Miller

Posted on 07/05/2005 5:18:46 AM PDT by Rodney King

ADDING to its reputation as the most sexually liberal nation in the world, Sweden has just legalized looking up ladies' skirts!

In a nearly unanimous vote in the Swedish Parliament, the motion was carried 332 to 17. To celebrate the new law, the Parliament's second floor was replaced with a see-through glass floor, and women were invited to stand on the floor, wearing their loosest, widest skirts, with or without underwear. Men were invited to bring their cameras, stand on the floor below and look up.

"I was fully aroused for the next three weeks," gushes male viewer, Tor Lundgren, 24.

The women standing above the men were no less enthusiastic. "It was even more exciting than I'd imagined," reveals Christina Schollin, 32. "I chose to wear no underwear, and, well, I just felt this electric thrill run through me as the men stared up at me. I may just leave my underwear home from now on."

Lutheran minister Gunnar Bjoernstrand, 40, has made peace with the new law. "It was just a question of time before it became legalized. And, really, something harmless like this should not be a crime. Sex and the body are beautiful, natural things.

"When we appreciate and adore the body by looking up ladies' skirts, we are, to a certain degree, giving thanks to the creations of God, who after all made us in His image."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: sweden; wow
Wow.
1 posted on 07/05/2005 5:18:46 AM PDT by Rodney King
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To: Rodney King

Weekly World News: "Best reporting on the planet."


2 posted on 07/05/2005 5:23:52 AM PDT by rhombus
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To: Rodney King
Lutheran minister Gunnar Bjoernstrand, 40, has made peace with the new law. "It was just a question of time before it became legalized. And, really, something harmless like this should not be a crime. Sex and the body are beautiful, natural things.

Sweden is a very different kind of place.

3 posted on 07/05/2005 5:23:56 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Rodney King

This smacks of Scott Ott.


4 posted on 07/05/2005 5:24:13 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Rodney King

Parody.


5 posted on 07/05/2005 5:24:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: Rodney King

ABOUT BLOODY TIME.


6 posted on 07/05/2005 5:24:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Looks like the Supreme Court wants to play Cowboys and Homeowners.)
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To: Tax-chick
Parody.

Damn.

7 posted on 07/05/2005 5:25:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Looks like the Supreme Court wants to play Cowboys and Homeowners.)
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To: Rodney King

This isn't serious, is it?


8 posted on 07/05/2005 5:25:36 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lazamataz

Sweden may very well have decriminalized looking up skirts, but the rest of the article is obvious fiction :-).

I suppose if I ever go to Sweden, I'll have cosmetic surgeons agog over my stretch marks and varicose veins, following me about with Kroner-signs in their eyes.


9 posted on 07/05/2005 5:27:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I am saying that the government's complicity is dishonest and disingenuous." ~NCSteve)
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To: Rodney King

Aruba is OUT and Sweden is IN!!!!


10 posted on 07/05/2005 5:27:16 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: pissant; MikeinIraq
Over here, guys.

I'm sure you have some comments. ;-)

11 posted on 07/05/2005 5:27:36 AM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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To: Lazamataz
"Legalizes Looking Up Ladies Skirts"

"ABOUT BLOODY TIME"

I am in complete agreement but take your vacation to Stockholm now because in 1, at most 2 generations the typical Swedish lass will be wearing a burkha.

12 posted on 07/05/2005 5:29:17 AM PDT by tom h
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To: Rodney King
"I was fully aroused for the next three weeks," gushes male viewer, Tor Lundgren, 24.

We'll send Helen Thomas over to do some on the scene reporting. That will take care of things...

13 posted on 07/05/2005 5:29:20 AM PDT by LRS
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To: Rodney King

And, in other Breaking News headlines from the WWN:

10 LINES TO GET REPUBLICAN GALS -- LIKE ANN COULTER -- INTO BED
HOW TO GET WOMEN TO PAY ON DATES!
ELEPHANT'S REVENGE DEATH


14 posted on 07/05/2005 5:29:32 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

HOW TO GET WOMEN TO PAY ON DATES!


Guys, are you sick and tired of taking out freeloading women on dates? Ever wish you could get THEM to foot the bill? Well, you can, if you follow the advice of Mason Gray, author of the upcoming book, Check Mate: How to Get Your Date to Pick up The Check.

Among Gray's suggestions to get women to pull their weight:

* Tell them you're a Nigerian prince and you have a fortune to give them, but you need a sign that they're sincere, like paying the bill. "The guy on the Internet has been getting away with this one for years. No reason it can't work in person, too."
* When the check arrives, go to the bathroom. "This is the oldest trick in the female arsenal. But you can use it, too. Just make sure to excuse yourself before she does. Then stay in the bathroom a long, long time." At some point, she'll feel pressured to pay the bill. "Or, if you don't want to see her again, just leave."
* Program your cell phone to ring during dinner. Then, in a sad voice, just loud enough for her to hear, pretend you're talking to your ex-wife and say, "What? Little Jimmy got hit by a car? We're not insured? The hospital bills are HOW MUCH? I guess I'll have to take a third job." Your date will not only feel bad enough to pay the check, she'll probably console you in bed, too.


15 posted on 07/05/2005 5:32:59 AM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Rodney King

The writer definitely has a good understanding of the very essence of Swedish culture ~ even though most of this article is totally BS.


16 posted on 07/05/2005 5:39:11 AM PDT by muawiyah (/sarcasm and invective)
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To: Rodney King
I see a stiff neck epidemic on the horizon, maybe they should just do away with womens clothing all together?
17 posted on 07/05/2005 5:39:21 AM PDT by Realism (Some believe that the facts-of-life are open to debate.....)
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To: Rodney King
Cool...


18 posted on 07/05/2005 5:40:27 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Rodney King

If I should travel to Sweden one day, I will remember NOT to wear a skirt. :P


19 posted on 07/05/2005 5:47:50 AM PDT by youngtory (Get the Red Tories out of the Conservative Party!)
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To: Rodney King

Ole Smokes!


20 posted on 07/05/2005 5:50:23 AM PDT by N. Theknow (If Social Security is so good - why aren't members of Congress in it?)
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To: Rodney King

21 posted on 07/05/2005 6:12:26 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: pissant

You can not crawl your way through an Europe vacation.


22 posted on 07/05/2005 6:14:35 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
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To: Rodney King
You mean it is illegal somewhere??
23 posted on 07/05/2005 7:17:47 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: Allegra; pissant

IT'S ABOUT FRIKIN TIME!!


:)


24 posted on 07/05/2005 8:48:58 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (Sleep in peace, comrades dear...)
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To: MikeinIraq

Swedes will do anything to keep warm.


25 posted on 07/05/2005 8:50:12 AM PDT by stocksthatgoup (Polls = Proof that when the MSM want your opinion they will give it toJail Jail Jail Jail Jail you.)
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To: MikeinIraq; Allegra

You mean its illegal here? Darn!


26 posted on 07/05/2005 8:55:28 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

LOL

depends on which person's skirt you are looking up I guess...


27 posted on 07/05/2005 8:56:08 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (Sleep in peace, comrades dear...)
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To: pissant; MikeinIraq
You mean its illegal here? Darn!

Yeah, like that's going to stop you. ;-)

28 posted on 07/05/2005 9:01:35 AM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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To: Allegra; MikeinIraq

The good news is that its always been voluntary. ;o)


29 posted on 07/05/2005 9:04:21 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Rodney King

Just tell her to pay for the date so you'll be obligated to sleep with her.


30 posted on 07/05/2005 9:04:45 AM PDT by BJClinton (I bend the microphone to the furthest point like a Germanic tribesman)
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To: BJClinton

This positively smacks of scrapple face ;>


31 posted on 07/05/2005 1:11:32 PM PDT by Capn TrVth
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To: Rodney King

So, what the hell? Why even bother wearing clothes? Just go nude 24-7-365, if they want to be like that.


32 posted on 07/05/2005 1:13:13 PM PDT by RetiredArmy (The U.S. government and courts are taking your life, liberty and right to happiness!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Here's one for your PING List.


33 posted on 07/05/2005 1:15:39 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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