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Registered ^ | 10.25.01 | Registered

[Registered]

You'll only get news like this at FreeRepublic. (btw, I've been humming that Queen song all morn'n long.

[Joan_of_Argghh!]

Excellent!

[JenB]

Registered, you're my hero! LOL, great job as usual!

[Silly]

Great one!

[PjhCPA]

You-da-man!

[genew]

Another masterpiece! Thanks, you're fantastic!

[wysiwyg]

ROFLMAO! This is one of your best yet!

[Bush_Democrat]

Oh, but you missed that classic picture, when it looks like a woman behind her is unzipping her face mask to expose her reptillian mug!! Maybe that is the centerfold??

[Constitution Day]

Great work, as usual, Registered!

What was she thinking with that frilly shirt?
Looks like she needs a patch over her eye & a parrot on her shoulder.

FRegards,
CD

[Rodney King]

A Classic!

[6ppc]

Big Registered bump! Keep it up guy!

[MassExodus]

One for the Hall of Fame!

[plinker's2sense]

As usual--I love it!

[let freedom sing]

Real ol crusty pantsuit!!

[Selara]

"Ole Crusty"...what a pantsuit...it even goes bowling. gag.

[Bikers4Bush]

I would like to buy the poster please. I need something new to throw darts at.

Awesome.

[mountaineer]

Baby got back!

[Mitzi]

Great!

You'll have to a page featuring that purple "shroud" she wore in her early days at the Senate.

[Psycho_Bunny]

While amusing, I genuinely worry about the apparent willingness, on your part, to look at pictures of this woman as long as you have to in making these posts.

It could indicate some deep rooted sickness of yours, or some bizarre masochistic desire you have to never be turned-on again in your life…because staring at her long enough will do that.

[Quilla]

Thanks for breaking this here! Now you can start singing "We are the champions!"

Excellent work.

[BornOnTheFourth]

ROTFLMAO!

Bump!

[Professional]

I've logged on to my super secret computer at work just to give you a big high five!

Outfricking standing!

[LoneGOPinCT]

Given your creativity, I'm sure the double entendre was intentional. Double Wide issue for the stereotypical readership and her heinous' fat a$$. Outstanding as usual!

[B4Ranch]

Your girl friend has WON THE AWARD! (SMIRK)NO, DON'T SPIT ON THE PICTURE. LOL

[N. Theknow]

In a stunning development, Paul Revere and The Raiders announced their new lead, kazoo player.

[DooDahhhh]

I am a strong parrot supporter (literally) and how could you be so cruel to these fine intelligent animals to let Hitlery hold one?? Shame on ya Constitution Day!

[mountaineer]

Foreign concepts

[MJY1288]

LOL, another masterpiece

[dead]

One of your all-time best! Does she wear those bowling shoes off the lanes, as well?

[Egregious Philbin]

I just don't understand this Hillary obsession so many people here have...

As for humming "Fat Bottomed Girls," that makes a lot more sense to me. My favorite Queen tune! What a great song.

[Palladin]

I recommend that a poster of this masterpiece be displayed on the bedroom wall of every 15 year old boy to decrease libido. There is a cure for hormones run amok!

[jgrubbs]

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[NautiNurse]

Yikes! I almost missed the Plus extras:

Matted Hair
Masking Body Odor

Another winner!

[SamAdams76]

This is my personal favorite Hillary photo (she's the one on the left).

[MJY1288]

"Masking Body Oder"

BRWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA

[Jerry_M]

Good grief! I was holding it all together until I read your "parrot & patch" post.

Everyone else in the office must be wondering what I am laughing at!

[cactmh]

bttt!

[Registered]

What can I say? I'm cheap ;-)

[MassExodus]

DATELINE WASHINGTON 1 A.M. 9-30-99, 1999:

The U.S. Secret Service found "Ole Crusty" on it's way to the WAR ROOM last night - BY ITSELF!

Agent in charge Jack O'Leary stated "We detected movement in the hallway off of the West Wing.
The responding unit found an unmanned black pantsuit mimicking human movement, a kind of jerking bipedal locomotion".
The President and First Lady were determined to be resting comfortably in their respective residences.

Horrible.

[wi jd]

(btw, I've been humming that Queen song all morn'n long.

ARRRRRRRE you gonna take me home to-night?

[DoughtyOne]

Aw, this is just a case of the First Semi trying to appear as a mere Sub-compact. Good work.

[CounterCounterCulture]

"Gee, which crusty Mao black pantsuit shall I wear today? I just can't decide. Maybe I'll just stick to the one I already have on. My brain is jelloooo-o-o-o-o-o."

[Stentor]

Looks like she needs a patch over her eye & a parrot on her shoulder.

LOL. In that "sleepy" shot she does look like Wallace Beery.

[dead]

I just don't understand this Hillary obsession so many people here have...

She’s one of America’s most entertaining creations – more corrupt than Al Capone, uglier than Marty Feldman, more self-absorbed than Barbara Streisand, and more bitter than Chevy Chase.

How can you not love mocking that?

[sinclair]

I don't know if this idea has been presented here before but it seems as though the Sinator is attempting to create a fashion trend in the style of Chairman Mao Tse Dung.

Wouldn't it be nice if her minions would all dress like that. Then we could know them at a glance.

C'mon Freepers we need a name for this style...

[mombonn]

Oh, good grief - you've done it again! It's now bookmarked! Tears are rolling down my cheeks! I don't think I've seen the "bowling beauty" before.

[Constitution Day]

Luckily the adjacent offices to me are empty this afternoon, or people would think I am crazy!