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To: Mercuria
Testify? don't quite know what you mean, how about this.

Morris Dees. Fear Monger

33 posted on 11/09/2001 6:45:34 PM PST by Aurelius
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To: Aurelius
Testify? don't quite know what you mean,

lowbridge: Place your left hand on this bible and raise your right hand
Aurelius: Ok
lowbridge: Now, repeat after me. I, Aurelius, do hereby swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
Aurelius: I, Aurelius, do hereby swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
lowbridge: Please take the stand. Now, where were you on the day of November 9?
Aurelius: Why, I was posting on FreeRepublic.
lowbridge: You expect us to believe that phony alibi?
pain in the butt pissant defense lawyer: I object your honor!
Corrupted bribe taking Judge: Sustained.

40 posted on 11/09/2001 7:22:23 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: Aurelius
"Testify"...root verb of "testimony".

"Bookmark"...what I'm doin' with yer links!

42 posted on 11/09/2001 7:24:07 PM PST by Mercuria
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